Father’s Day Tips

Happy Father’s Day to all you Dads out there! In honor of this special day, we thought we would give you a few shining examples of how to NOT screw up your kids!

Tom Cruise and not Suri

1. When pretending that you care about your least favorite kids, it helps to sit near them.

Robert Downey Jr. with future drug addicts

2. Always keep your stash hidden from your little hoodlums.

Bruce Willis and Daughter Make Out

3. For the love of God! Don’t make out with your daugher!

Hulk Hogan\'s Toubled Son

4. When your son gets out of jail for practically killing his best friend, don’t reward him with his own REALITY SHOW!

Follow these tips and your child will at least have a chance of being somewhat normal!

Happy Father’s Day!

Jeff