Stupidest Celebrity Baby Names – The Top (Bottom) 12

Corey — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:16:01 +0000

Famously Famous Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s various nannies and servants were just given more children to raise and care for in the way of twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline – (Maybe Knox its better then Shilouh).

Of course, the proud parents want their children to have a “normal” life, and what better way to start then with weird names. Nevertheless, these names are far from the stupidest. The top twelve stupidest baby names then?

12. Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

11. Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (in classic Jackson weirdness…Alejandra was previously married to Jermaine’s brother Randy)

10. Moon Unit: Frank Zappa (Don’t forget the other acid trips Dweezil and Diva Muffin)

9. Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)

8. Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu (I’m sorry Ms. Jackson)

7. Spec Wildhorse: John Cougar Mellencamp (Why not Jack or Diane?)

6. Suri: Tom Cruise and brainwashed bride Katie Holmes (Maybe the real father is an alien, well, another alien)

5. Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (They also trot out Scout and Rumer)

4. Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (Is that a name or a made up major?)

3. Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten – Maybe Teller’s the normal one)

2. Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name…cool)

1. Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (My Name is Pilot Inspektor)

Update (8/21/08): Gwen Stefani gave birth to another boy yesterday. She and husband Gavin really came up with a doosy of name for this poor kid – Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Not sure what number it should be, but it definitely belongs on this list!

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Stupidest Celebrity Baby Names – The Top (Bottom) 12

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