Michael Phelps Drowns in Beijing Olympic Tragedy

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

This Just in From the Buzz Pirates Fake News Desk: Beijing, China- Despite his unbelievable streak of 11 gold medals in swimming, Olympic hero Michael Phelps drowned today in an attempt for medal number 12. Although he was fitted with floaties on both arms, a life jacket and an inflatable ducky around his ...