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Howard Stern Mixes up Sarah Palin’s Audio Book and Goes Rogue for Laughs

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Sarah Palin is having a pretty good run recently, she just signed a multi-year deal with Fox News and her book Going Rogue is flying off the shelves. Still, Howard Stern’s staff did a mash up of the audio book, and its hilarious. If you don’t have the patience to listen to the whole thing, i beg of you to go right to the 2:00 minute mark for a super long, sexual, spliced together story that is dirty and very funny.

Weekly Booty – Awesome Places to Have Sex, More Sarah Palin Porn, & the Desecration of Lord Stanley

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weekly bootyWelcome to the Weekly Booty, a Friday feature at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we’ve dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey…

(yes – this is a mix of last week and this week, thanks to Corey’s awesome post about Barbra Streisand. That, or we were just lazy last week. )

  • Cracked.com – 9 Awesome Places to have Sex (and the horrific consequences). Nuff said.
  • Cuzoolge.com – Cuzzy racks NBA teams the greatest way possible – using a scale of hot girls.
  • GrandmasterB.com – Say hello to Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Heff’s new playthings. GrandmasterB has some nice eye candy. What he doesn’t show you is how feisty these little firecrackers are. Apparently the Shannon Twins have a habit of getting arrested for battery.
    Karissa Kristina Shannon mug shot
  • BannedInHollywood.com – Awesomely ironic pictures. Go ahead…jump into that tunnel. Just do it!
  • Blog of Hilarity – Looks like we were not the only ones with the idea to put Sarah Palin in Porn. As Blog of Hilarity reports, a new adult film is in the works starring Lisa Ann. Its called “Nailin’ Palin“. Awesome.
  • Holy Taco – Remember Garbage Pail Kids? Well Holy Taco sure does. Check out their post that shows Sarah Palin as a Garbage Pail Kid – Sarah CUDA.
  • Tasty Booze – Shower Sex just got a whole lot easier with “Shower Power”, which gives you something to hold to when getting dirty while getting clean. Its about time. My soap dish has been replaced enough times already.
  • The new NHL season is under way (go Devils!), but Def Leppard’s lead singer Joe Elliot needs to learn Stanley Cup 101. Look at him take Lord Stanley’s Cup and place it upside down!

Sarah Palin Is In PORN! [NSFW]

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Literally! Our friends at AdultMosaic.com have outdone themselves this time. Check out this mosaic of Sarah Palin, composed entirely of porn. If you were expecting to see Sarah smoking a stiffy with those hooker painted DSLs, we are sorry to disappoint. There is no debating…this is pretty damn cool. Click the image for a close up version to see the raunchy details.

Sarah Palin Porn

Weekly Booty – Sarah Palin Corn Maze, Video Game Bar & Jenna’s Vaj

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weekly bootyWelcome to the Weekly Booty, a Friday feature at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we’ve dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey…

  • Gizmodo – Video Game Bar Tackles Two Life-Hindering Addictions at Once. We gotta have one now!
  • PerezHilton – Jenna Jameson is pregnant with twins! Damn…hasn’t her vagina had enough by now?
  • The UK Sun – Zeppelin baby Zeppelin! ROCK legends LED ZEPPELIN are set for a reunion tour after singer ROBERT PLANT finally caved in and agreed to join them.
  • We love Sarah Palin. Mostly because she gives us lots of stupid shit to write about. But we don’t love her as much as those crazy red blooded Ohioans. Check out the portrait they did of her…in a corn field!

    Sarah Palin Corn Maze

  • WELT Online – This is not another stupid Superhero movie. Yes…I swear this is a real person in a real suit. Swiss pilot Yves ‘FusionMan’ Rossy, the first man in the world to fly under a jet-fitted wing, successfully flew over the English Channel today.

    real life rocket man

  • NothingToxic.com – Got a craving for some porn, but stuck at work? Not to fear…check out these Safe For Work [SFW] Porn videos from NothingToxic.com.

    Safe For Work Porn Videos
    I love watching a two girls play the harmonica at the same time.

Weekly Booty – Sarah Palin-Spears, Kevin Spacey lovin’ hairy ass, and a 144 person beer bong

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weekly bootyWelcome to the Weekly Booty, a Friday feature at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we’ve dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey….

  • PerezHilton.com – Were Sarah Palin and Lynne Spears separated at birth? There are quite a few “family” traits.
  • TMZ.com – The movie voice guy has passed away. Please God, don’t let Ryan Seacrest take his place!
  • BustedCoverage.com – (Shitty) Beer capital of the world, Milwaukee, is home to a 144-person Beer Bong…or a one person beer bong for Nick Nolte.
  • TMZ.com – Kevin Spacey “doin’ the butt”…literally. Which team he bats for is still up in the air.
  • Michael Aulia - 9 things to love and 9 things to hate about Google Chrome.
  • Forbes.com – Prime time TV’s top earning women… Katherine “Bite the Hand that Feeds” Heigl isn’t number 1.
  • Cuzoogle.com – The perfect mascot for the new Oklahoma City Thunder NBA team. Thundercats Ho!
  • Cracked.com – The Issue Sarah Palin MUST address…we want to see her naked.
  • CelebSlam.com – Carrie Underwood gave Jessica Simpson a verbal bitch-slap, calling her fat. Don’t bet on the Cowboys this weekend, Tony’s going to be a little distracted.
  • BannedInHollywood.com – 15 WTF pictures that will make you laugh, cry, and want to poke your eyes out all at the same time.

Political Strategist Lindsay Lohan gives Sarah Palin Campaign Advice…Via Myspace

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You know your VP campaign is off to a rocky start when Lindsay Lohan is slamming your parenting skills.

Here’s what Linds had to say on her Myspace “Political Blog”…which, in all seriousness, is located directly above her Myspace “Ice Cream blog”:

“I’ve been watching the news all morning, like everyone else – and i keep hearing about the issues related to ‘teen pregnancy’- It’s all related to Sarah Palin and her 17 year old unmarried pregnant daughter. Well, I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place. Its distracting from the real issues, the real everyday problems that this country experiences.

I am concerned with the fact that Sarah Palin brought the attention to her daughter’s pregnancy, rather than all world issues and what she believes she could possibly do to change them-if elected. I get Sarah Palin’s views against abortion, but i would much prefer to hear more about what she can do for our country rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what.

Maybe focus on delivering some words and policy with stronger impact like Joe Biden.”

Beltway insiders are predicting a major shift in the mall bathroom coke snorting demographic because of the political blog post – Ice Cream insiders are predicting ice cream will remain delicious for the foreseeable future regardless of the contents of the ice cream blog post.

I’ve got to be honest…good for Linds. She’s probably going to take a lot of heat because of this, but at least she’s attempting to say something somewhat meaningful. I think that sends a good message of sorts. Blog posts are seldom intelligent… please look at any of mine for proof. Of course, I highly doubt Sarah Palin is thrilled to have her daughter’s situation become so public…she probably had no choice but to address it once the news hit.

In a side note I think the real issue with the Palin family is these crazy names for these kids… the couple have five children: sons Track and Trig, and daughters Bristol, Willow and Piper. Then again, I wouldn’t know anything about having a silly name.