Howard Stern Mixes up Sarah Palin’s Audio Book and Goes Rogue for Laughs

Sarah Palin is having a pretty good run recently, she just signed a multi-year deal with Fox News and her book Going Rogue is flying off the shelves. Still, Howard Stern’s staff did a mash up of the audio book, and its hilarious. If you don’t have the patience to listen to the whole thing, i beg of you to go right to the 2:00 minute mark for a super long, sexual, spliced together story that is dirty and very funny.

Political Strategist Lindsay Lohan gives Sarah Palin Campaign Advice…Via Myspace

You know your VP campaign is off to a rocky start when Lindsay Lohan is slamming your parenting skills.

Here’s what Linds had to say on her Myspace “Political Blog”…which, in all seriousness, is located directly above her Myspace “Ice Cream blog”:

“I’ve been watching the news all morning, like everyone else – and i keep hearing about the issues related to ‘teen pregnancy’- It’s all related to Sarah Palin and her 17 year old unmarried pregnant daughter. Well, I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place. Its distracting from the real issues, the real everyday problems that this country experiences.

I am concerned with the fact that Sarah Palin brought the attention to her daughter’s pregnancy, rather than all world issues and what she believes she could possibly do to change them-if elected. I get Sarah Palin’s views against abortion, but i would much prefer to hear more about what she can do for our country rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what.

Maybe focus on delivering some words and policy with stronger impact like Joe Biden.”

Beltway insiders are predicting a major shift in the mall bathroom coke snorting demographic because of the political blog post – Ice Cream insiders are predicting ice cream will remain delicious for the foreseeable future regardless of the contents of the ice cream blog post.

I’ve got to be honest…good for Linds. She’s probably going to take a lot of heat because of this, but at least she’s attempting to say something somewhat meaningful. I think that sends a good message of sorts. Blog posts are seldom intelligent… please look at any of mine for proof. Of course, I highly doubt Sarah Palin is thrilled to have her daughter’s situation become so public…she probably had no choice but to address it once the news hit.

In a side note I think the real issue with the Palin family is these crazy names for these kids… the couple have five children: sons Track and Trig, and daughters Bristol, Willow and Piper. Then again, I wouldn’t know anything about having a silly name.