Get Him to the Greek Quotes

With Arthur coming out this weekend, this is as good a time as any to revisit the Russell Brand/Jonah Hill comedy Get Him to the Greek. The best quotes from Get Him to the Greek.

Aldous Snow: This is it, Aaron. This is rock n’ roll. Did you enjoy the party?

Aldous Snow: When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.

Sergio Roma: You can’t outrun me! I’m black!

Sergio Roma: Go home. Movie’s over. Get the fuck out of here.

Aldous Snow: [as he is watching TV] Didn’t I have sex with her once?

[Aldous sees Sarah Marshall on TV]

Aldous Snow: Yeah, I did.

Daphne Binks: I can’t wait to sit around for 4 days and watch “Gossip Girl.”

Daphne Binks: I want to have a threesome.

Sergio Roma: If he tells you to stick the drugs in your ass, you stick them in your ass.

Aaron Green: [has just been injected with adrenaline] I’m alive!

Aaron Green: I feel like I’m in “2 Fast 2 Furious.”

Aldous Snow: We’re gonna fuck these two girls.

Aaron Green: I just got out of a relationship.

Aldous Snow: Was your ex a blonde or brunette?

Aaron Green: Brunette.

Aldous Snow: Blonde it is.

Sergio Roma: You tell him that you loved “African Child.”

Matty: Man, that opening party was incredible. Check out the pictures on Myspace. There’s one of me eating cheese off some girl’s titties.

Aaron Green: Please just lie to me and say I didn’t miss another awesome party.

Matty: You missed an awesome party. I woke up with glitter on my dick.

Sergio Roma: Shut up. Don’t speak.

Jonathan Snow: That’s the best part about the Jeffrey. It goes away and then it comes back.

Sergio Roma: Go get your Destiny.

Sergio Roma: [in Aaron’s dream] Look. I’m eating my own head.

Aldous Snow: What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there’s a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it’s peppered with hate. Hateful respect.

Aldous Snow: Your brain is full of lollipops, rainbows, and cheese.

Limousine Driver in London: Would you like me to take the Chiswick roundabout through Hounslow and Staines?

Aaron Green: What is this, fucking Middle Earth? Just take us to the airport, okay.

Sergio Roma: You’ve been mind-fucked before?

Aaron Green: I don’t think so.

Sergio Roma: I’m mind-fucking you right now.

Aaron Green: You are?

Sergio Roma: Can’t you feel my dick fucking your mind?

Aaron Green: No, I can’t really feel anything.

Sergio Roma: See? That’s it. That’s the art of it. I’m mind-fucking the shit out of you.

Aaron Green: Well I hope you’re wearing a condom cause I have a dirt mind.

Sergio Roma: [intense] Time to get our mind-fuck on.

Sergio Roma: [in a text] Where the fuck are you? I am gonna kill you. Smiley face.

Sergio Roma: Where are you? Why haven’t you called? I’m calling you right now and I just got hit by a motherfucking car.

Jonathan Snow: I’m responsible for your talent, son. I wrote all your songs off the tip of my cock.

Aldous Snow: Yeah, I just don’t get how talent can be contained in one’s spunk.

Aaron Green: I think I just got raped.

Aldous Snow: [handing him a joint] Only one thing to do.

Aaron Green: [taking a hit] Uh, guys? What is this stuff? My heart’s going really fast.

Aldous Snow: Oh, it’s a bit of this, a bit of that. It’s called a Jeffrey. It’s mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well… ground-up E’s… heroin… Clorox…

Aaron Green: I think I’m having a heart attack.

Aldous Snow: Aaron, look at what you’re wearing. Do you think that now you live in Seattle, you’re grunge or something? You look like a lesbian.

Aaron Green: Play the song, man.

Aaron Green: [Aaron has a balloon full of heroin up his ass] Oh, no.

Aldous Snow: What?

Aaron Green: I have to sneeze… and I’m afraid that if I do… my bowels will evacuate…

Aldous Snow: [Lars Ulrich enters scene] Oh, Enter Sandman.

Aaron Green: [as Sergio is chasing after them in a hotel lobby] This is the longest hallway of all time!

Aldous Snow: It’s Kubrickian!

Aldous Snow: This is not an appropriate time to say “namaste”.

Aldous Snow: When you hear about someone and then you meet them… That’s happening now.

Destiny: Wanna sing hairy-oke?

Sergio Roma: This is what old pussy used to look like in the 70’s.

Daphne Binks: I’m fuckin’ psyched.

Aaron Green: I’m not sucking his dick, that’s like 100%.

Sergio Roma: Stop smiling like that. You look like an 8 year old who just discovered his first boner.

Aaron Green: …Well I don’t have one so…

Sergio Roma: I’ve got six fuckin’ kids! Do you know how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?

Pharrell Williams: How do I look?

Sergio Roma: Man, lose the pink. It’s not gangster.

Pharrell Williams: That’s your problem. Everything is gangster with you.

Sergio Roma: The name of the song is “I’m Gangsta!”

Aaron Green: Are you Paul Krugman?

Paul Krugman: Uh, yes.

Aaron Green: My dad loves your shit.

Aaron Green: Do you know the lyrics to “African Child”?

Smiling African Drummer: I don’t know the lyrics. I just bang the drum and do the African face.

[He shows Aaron his version of playing the African drum]

Aaron Green: Across the mystic desert, is a desert that is mystic.

Aldous Snow: I was watching the news one day and I saw footage about, uh, war, and I think it was in Darfur, or Rwanda, or Zimbabwe, or one of ’em, and I thought, ‘this isn’t right, is it?’ And I made some phone calls and it turns out, it isn’t.

Aaron Green: Don’t be a bitch dude, Let me get my smoke on.

Pharrell Williams: You’re five zippers away from “Thriller”.

Sergio Roma: Oh, and you’re one shirt away from Carlton, muthafucka.

Aaron Green: [Dildo violently rubbed against his face] When’s the last time you Purelled that thing?

Aaron Green: Nothing you say makes any sense, I understand that now, you’re just a fucking junkie and you’re smart so you make your insanity sound, good but its bullshit.

Aldous Snow: I labored under the myth of monogamy for sever years with Jackie and it was pointless.

Aaron Green: So you only slept with Jackie?

Aldous Snow: No, I slept with other people but I always told her about it. Monogamy.

Aaron Green: [at a club] What’s up man?

Tom Felton: Hey.

Aaron Green: I’m here with Aldous Snow, so we have a table in the back.

Tom Felton: [not interested] Great.

Aaron Green: Feel free to bring Professor Snape. Come by, we’ll play some late night Quidditch.

Tom Felton: Just leave it, you…

[walks away]

Aaron Green: Right. Not everyone cares.

Aldous Snow: How’s the weather down there?

Jackie Q: Wet.