Buzz Pirates Douche(s) of the Day: Heath and Deborah Campbell

So, it finally happened. Decades of inbred, white trash insanity has led to someone naming their kid Adolf Hitler… actually the little pecker’s name is Adolf Hitler Campbell. Are you kidding me with these parents? C’mon man? Heath and Deborah Campbell…you should be ashamed of your lack of class and for saddling your kid with such a horrible name. Although, one look at the happy family pictured on the right, and you can’t help but not be all that surprised.

The beginning of what will surely be a happy childhood became national news today when a local ShopRite refused to print a birthday cake with the child’s full name on it. Fortunately the redoubtable Wal-Mart was willing to make the sale with the full name on it.

The real surprise here is that the family lives in Hunterdon County, New Jersey right on the Pennsylvania border. I guess this is a victory for the South?

The Campbells’ other two children also have screwed up names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because “no one else in the world would have that name.” Heath Campbell goes on to make it sound like he isn’t a racist piece of shit…but the real crime is that the government hasn’t stepped in and neutered these people. Either way, Mr. White Power can take his neck tat, his fugly wife and horribly named kids and go crawl back in his trailer and watch Judge Judy and America’s Funniest Home Videos.

Smile Heath and Deborah Campbell: you are Buzz Pirates Douche(s) of the Day.