Weekly Booty – Awesome Places to Have Sex, More Sarah Palin Porn, & the Desecration of Lord Stanley

weekly bootyWelcome to the Weekly Booty, a Friday feature at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we’ve dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey…

(yes – this is a mix of last week and this week, thanks to Corey’s awesome post about Barbra Streisand. That, or we were just lazy last week. )

  • Cracked.com – 9 Awesome Places to have Sex (and the horrific consequences). Nuff said.
  • Cuzoolge.com – Cuzzy racks NBA teams the greatest way possible – using a scale of hot girls.
  • GrandmasterB.com – Say hello to Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Heff’s new playthings. GrandmasterB has some nice eye candy. What he doesn’t show you is how feisty these little firecrackers are. Apparently the Shannon Twins have a habit of getting arrested for battery.
    Karissa Kristina Shannon mug shot
  • BannedInHollywood.com – Awesomely ironic pictures. Go ahead…jump into that tunnel. Just do it!
  • Blog of Hilarity – Looks like we were not the only ones with the idea to put Sarah Palin in Porn. As Blog of Hilarity reports, a new adult film is in the works starring Lisa Ann. Its called “Nailin’ Palin“. Awesome.
  • Holy Taco – Remember Garbage Pail Kids? Well Holy Taco sure does. Check out their post that shows Sarah Palin as a Garbage Pail Kid – Sarah CUDA.
  • Tasty Booze – Shower Sex just got a whole lot easier with “Shower Power”, which gives you something to hold to when getting dirty while getting clean. Its about time. My soap dish has been replaced enough times already.
  • The new NHL season is under way (go Devils!), but Def Leppard’s lead singer Joe Elliot needs to learn Stanley Cup 101. Look at him take Lord Stanley’s Cup and place it upside down!

Sarah Palin Is In PORN! [NSFW]

Literally! Our friends at AdultMosaic.com have outdone themselves this time. Check out this mosaic of Sarah Palin, composed entirely of porn. If you were expecting to see Sarah smoking a stiffy with those hooker painted DSLs, we are sorry to disappoint. There is no debating…this is pretty damn cool. Click the image for a close up version to see the raunchy details.

Sarah Palin Porn

Weekly Booty – Sarah Palin Corn Maze, Video Game Bar & Jenna’s Vaj

weekly bootyWelcome to the Weekly Booty, a Friday feature at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we’ve dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey…

  • Gizmodo – Video Game Bar Tackles Two Life-Hindering Addictions at Once. We gotta have one now!
  • PerezHilton – Jenna Jameson is pregnant with twins! Damn…hasn’t her vagina had enough by now?
  • The UK Sun – Zeppelin baby Zeppelin! ROCK legends LED ZEPPELIN are set for a reunion tour after singer ROBERT PLANT finally caved in and agreed to join them.
  • We love Sarah Palin. Mostly because she gives us lots of stupid shit to write about. But we don’t love her as much as those crazy red blooded Ohioans. Check out the portrait they did of her…in a corn field!

    Sarah Palin Corn Maze

  • WELT Online – This is not another stupid Superhero movie. Yes…I swear this is a real person in a real suit. Swiss pilot Yves ‘FusionMan’ Rossy, the first man in the world to fly under a jet-fitted wing, successfully flew over the English Channel today.

    real life rocket man

  • NothingToxic.com – Got a craving for some porn, but stuck at work? Not to fear…check out these Safe For Work [SFW] Porn videos from NothingToxic.com.

    Safe For Work Porn Videos
    I love watching a two girls play the harmonica at the same time.

Best Picture of Barack Obama Ever [NSFW]

Politics are definitely the hot topic as of late. So in keeping up with the buzz in true Buzz Pirates fashion, we present to you the best picture of Barack Obama ever…a mosaic composed entirely of porn.

Barack Obama Porn

Check out AdultMosaic.com to create your own Porn Mosaic by uploading any picture you want. Its the perfect solution for any gift giving occasion – a portrait of your wife for your anniversary? Or how about a nice family picture for Mother’s Day?

Photosynth Allows More Boobs in Your Face

Last night Microsoft launched Photosynth, a new imaging tool that allows the home user to create 3D images by mashing together multiple images of the same thing from different angles and perspectives. You can then zoom in, zoom out, spin stuff around, and check it out at all different angles. It could be a pretty cool thing as long as Microsoft doesn’t ruin it by keeping it too “Microsoft”.

I am sure it will only be a matter of seconds before the porn industry is all over this. For example, what good blue blooded horny male wouldn’t want to take their mouse and spin this picture of Denise Milani around?

Denise Milani

To see more how PhotoSynth works, check out the video below. To see why you’d want to turn Denise Milani around, check out these pictures.