Pepe Le Pew Charged with Raping Cat with White Paint On It

Corey — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:11:02 +0000

Acme, Looney Tunes Land – In what is being described as a heinous attack, Pepe Le Pew has been brought up on rape charges involving a cat with white paint on it. The cat, who accidentally got white paint on herself while crawling under a freshly painted fence was unavailable for comment. Le Pew, a skunk with a French accent has long been accused of raping temporarily pigmented felines.

Portions of the discovery were made available to the press by federal prosecutors. Shocking among the details is that the skunk is actually from Cleveland and not Paris. His real name is Stinky McSmellington and he does not work in a perfume factory, but in a fart factory. Le Pew has a long history of crimes of a sexual nature and if convicted on current charges faces 20 years in a maximum security prison. The majority of the victims of these crimes have been felines. There is a pattern of “forced kissing” and “muaw muaw muaw” sounds in all known cases.

Le Pew was brought to Acme Police Headquarters for questioning. The officers seen transporting Le Pew wore clothespins on their noses and were outfited with special Anti-Stink spray rifles. Eye witnesses to the arrest all agree that several stink lines were seen eminating from the suspect and several people who came in contact with these stink lines immediately passed out or turned green. Le Pew was heard saying, “I love zis woman, eh, I love zem all! I thought she was zee skunk, I am the French lover….c’mon, she wanted it!” At press time Le Pew was being held in a bathtub filled with tomato juice.

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Pepe Le Pew Charged with Raping Cat with White Paint On It

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