Wednesday, March 11th, 2009
Turns out the Commander-in-Chief is more than African American, he's also... Irish? Yep, apparently Barack Obama is 3.1 percent Irish. Irish Americans are waiting for Barack Obama to embrace his heritage: his great-great-great-grandfather Falmouth Kearney. Kearney was an Irish immigrant who came to America in 1850, from Moneygall, a small ...
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Saturday, February 21st, 2009
GoogleFacebook Arena, Hollywood, CA - In a future ceremony broadcast live on over 5 million Apple HD Cellular iGlasses, Will Smith took home the 2024 Best Actor Oscar for his performance in "The Barack Obama Story." Smith, present with 3rd wife Hillary Duff Pitt Smith accepted the much anticipated award.
Smith's ...
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Thursday, January 22nd, 2009
What's up with Good Morning America's Diane Sawyer? A long time on the air or too many cocktails? The producers should have known better then to keep sticking her on the air without letter her sleep. She may have attended a few too many Inaugural Balls without being afforded the ...
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Tuesday, January 20th, 2009
Houston, Texas - With the inauguration of President-Elect Barack Obama quickly approaching, work began Monday on the George W. Bush Memorial Magazine Stand. As per the President's special request, lead designer Monte LeCriff has been charged with the task of creating a magazine stand which will be both colorful and ...
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Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
C'mon man? Are you kidding me Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich? What kind of name is Rod anyway. I'll tell you what kind...the kind belonging to Buzz Pirates' Douche of the Day: Rod Blagojevich.
Douchey McGee was arrested by federal law enforcement agents today. The FBI alleged that the governor solicited ...
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Wednesday, November 12th, 2008
Not quite, but the President Elect has got mad skills!
Check out this CNN video about Barry's pre-election ritual of playing basketball with friends. Check Obama get the steal, go behind the back, lead the fast break and then dish out the assist. Say What!
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Wednesday, November 5th, 2008
Regardless of your political affiliation last night Barack Obama made history by becoming the first African American (and first minority for that matter) to be elected to the nations highest office. We've shown you the best picture of Obama ever and and shown you video of some crazy preacher talking ...
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Tuesday, November 4th, 2008
Now alright mama before we get this whole humdinger a shakin, the King is gonna need a few things. Hey, Colonel, could you have them mix me up a peanut butter and banana sandwich with Demerol...and... baby toes. C'mon now, I'm the King! Love me tender, love me sweet...never let ...
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Thursday, October 30th, 2008
Recently, there has been a lot of attention given to Sen. Obama being called a socialist by Gov. Palin. In addition, plenty have called supporters of the bailout (including both Obama and McCain) Socialists.
According to Wikipedia Socialism refers to a broad set of economic theories of social organization advocating state ...
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Tuesday, October 28th, 2008
I love me some Obama, and I know that this video clip is dated... but I just can't get enough of this ridiculous preacher. His name is James David Manning and he is chief pastor at the ATLAH World Missionary Church on 123rd Street in New York City. I think ...
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