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Mini Me’s Car Collection

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Now that he is a famous porn star, Mini Me Verne Troyer has started a luxury car collection. Check out a few of his prized possessions below.

Rumor has it Verne will be entering his lamborghini in a wild, no holds barred, cross country car race…the Musketball Run.

minime lamborghini

When Verne is in the mood for a little off-roading, he heads out in his supped up Audi. Apparently he got a great deal from Wee Man who couldn’t afford the payments once the Jackass series went off the air.

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Verne likes to chase Sharron Stone down the pacific coast highway in this rad Ferrari (it can keep up with her Lotus a lot better than Michael Douglas’s POS).

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This little hot rod porsche is actually the offspring of Lightening McQueen and Sally Carrera

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Verne Troyer Mini ME(at) Sex Tape

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Oh holy grossness Batman! Looks like Verne Troyer, the 3-foot whatever actor who plays Mini Me has a sex tape. TMZ.com broke the eye scalding news yesterday. Of course, there was no way we could let this news pass the desk of Buzz Pirates without our professional opinion.

Mini Me Sex Tape

Ok, we get that people have some sick fetishes out there. To each their own. But really…who is going to want to watch this? Wouldn’t it kinda be like watching a matchbox car drive through the Lincoln Tunnel? And what about his girlfriend? It is just amazing what some people will do for love money. I am sure Verne is worth a couple of $million$. I guess this is a step up from blowing a gerbil for a chance at that loot. But who knows…maybe she really likes the Mini Meat.

Looks like the dealer who negotiated the Paris Hilton video is trying to move this to DVD. We’ve got a little advice for him…stick with the hot blondes.

If you can handle it, a clip of the video can be seen here. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.