Totally Busted…Michael Phelps Takes Hits From the Bong

Michael Phelps knows how to take hits from the bong! Cyprus Hill, Cheech and Chong, Half Baked and Pineapple Express… and now Michael Phelps enters the realm of famous pot smoker’s. He won 8 gold medals and I thought he was kinda boring and tried to make him interesting, who knew? Lets party Phelps! Apparently weed doesn’t stop you from being an elite athlete.  By the looks of the picture, Phelps knows how to carb and everything.

The UK News of the World probably wet themselves when they got their hands on this picture on the right.I think this following quote is a little too good, but the tabloid got this quote from someone at the party:

“You could tell Michael had smoked before. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and knew exactly what to do. He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits. Michael ended up getting a little paranoid, though, because before too long he looked like he was nervous and ran out of the place”

To be honest, the person who took this picture and then turned it over to the media is pretty much a douche. Still, now we know that Phelps is “cool.” Hey Mike, do you need to wait 20 minutes after pulling tubes before going in the pool?

Duuuuuuuuuuuude, let’s go swimming.