Douche of the Day – German Shoe Thief Fox

That’s right you heard me. Turns out a German fox stole 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren.

A forest ranger found some shoes near the fox’s den and came upon a smorgasbord of footwear down the foxhole which had recently been stolen from outside locals’ front doors. I guess German’s leave their shoes outside?

“There was everything from ladies’ shoes to trainers,” said a Foehren policeman. “We’ve found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a vixen stole them for her cubs to play with.”

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, said the police spokesmen, adding that revenge wasn’t planned against the lil’ rascal. I’m surprised that the people wanted their shoes back after it had weird German fox diseases all over them.

Either way Ms. Fox, get your own damn shoes… not you Megan, you can grab our Buster Browns any time, you lil’ vixen you. Ooh, and the band Vixen you can polish our Bostonians at your leisure… and Foxy Knoxy, Amanda Knox you scare us, but please feel free to peruse our loafers and try to not to sex murder us.

Smile German Shoe nabbing fox, you are Buzz Pirates Douche of the Day.

Megan Fox is Single… So There’s Hope We Might Have a Chance

Megan Fox has called off her engagement with tool Brian Austin Green this week. Guys across America are rejoicing as the the sexy transformers star is now “on the market.” Dudes all over are clamoring to either “marry her on the spot” or at least be a “rebound” guy. Most guys will probably will even see past her ugly tattoos (that’s right I said it!). Well, horrible tattoos Megan Fox is firmly entrenched in the top spot of most “hot girl” lists… she will fill the pages of Maxim, Stuff and the like for years to come. So, I’m here to tell you on behalf of the 22 year old uberhottie that you probably don’t have a chance. Even though she plays Guitar Hero with normal people.

Megan Fox is kind of like Angelina Jolie 2.0 (she was even offered the lead role in the next Tomb Raider). Still, she better get in a popular movie other then Transformers soon, or she’s not going to be able to keep up the hype. Maybe there’s still hope for Wonder Woman? Angelina Jolie has made headlines for way more then simply being a hot chick. Still, dumping that zero and coming off as more available will be helpful in forwarding her career.

We at Buzz Pirates would like to offer our condolences to Megan Fox on her recent break up…and if you aren’t doing anything Friday…

Megan Fox is the New Wonder Woman… Psyche!

Ever wonder how a web hoax is born? In a movie rumor that had fanboys drooling and pretty much every regular guy drooling too, uber-hottie Megan Fox was announced to be playing Wonder Woman. The Transformers beauty who became in instant sensation seems like the perfect fit for the role? There’s one catch though…the news is fake. Wonder-Who.com revealed that Fox would suit up as DC Comics heroine Wonder Woman in an upcoming big-budget movie.

Various studio types have been trying to get the lasso and invisible plane on the screen for years. Several other stars such as Jennifer Lopez, Sandra Bullock, Rachel Bilson, and Catherine Zeta-Jones have been rumored to be up for the role Lynda Carter was famous for. Producer Joel Silver was once on board. Buffy and Firefly Joss Whedon told Entertainment Weekly (my favorite magazine) the following in 2006 when he was attached to writing a Wonder Woman script:

“Besides [Wonder Woman's] great origin story, there’s nothing from the comics that felt right 100 percent, no iconic canon story that must be told. Batman has it made – he’s got the greatest rogues gallery ever, he’s got Gotham City. The Bat writes himself. With Wonder Woman, you’re writing from whole cloth, but trying to make it feel like you didn’t. To make it feel like it’s existed for 60 years, even though you’re making it up as you go along. But who she, and what the movie, is about, thematically, has never been a problem for me. But the steps along the way, it could be so easy for them to feel wrong. I won’t settle. She wouldn’t let me settle.”

Warner Bros. has since confirmed that the Wonder-Who.com site was “complete B.S.” By the time you read this, the site may be closed down. Still we can still “wonder” what might have been. Hell, I’d go see Wonder Woman if Megan Fox was in the lead. Although, for all the male fans that Megan Fox has, I “wonder” if she has any female fans. Most women probably view her as “that skinny bitch from that toy robot movie. That said, it is possible that someone making a big version of this movie would pick a female actress with a broader appeal. Still, maybe this rumor will put the idea of Megan Fox in the right executive’s head… at least one of them.

Update: Looks like she won’t be Wonder Woman (yet), but has signed on to play an angel opposite the Wrestler’s Mickey Rourke in director Mitch Glazer‘s drama Passion Plays. The 1950s Los Angeles-set movie finds Fox’s character, described as a slender beauty with wings who is part of a carnival, helping a down-in-the-skids trumpeter (Rourke) be redeemed.

Lynda Carter Still Playing Wonder Woman

1970′s hottie Lynda Carter, most famous for playing the super sexy Wonder Woman on TV decades ago, is in the news this week for a real life act of heroism. While canoing down the Potomac River in Washington, DC Lynda found a dead body floating face down in the water. She flagged down passing boaters who then called 911. The body turned out to belong to 47 year old Helen Johnstone. The death is still under investigation but authorities believe she fell into the water from a nearby hiking trail.

Why this news is such a big deal is beyond me. If Lynda kept rowing into the heart of DC, she would have found dead bodies all over the place. Still, the news caused me to do a little research and I came to a very spectacular discovery. What was considered super sexy back in the 1970′s pales by today’s comparison. Check out a comparison of a few pictures I found online…

Lynda Carter Wonder Woman

Modern Wonder Woman

Image courtesy of zticc

With the remake of superhero movies being all the rage right now, I figured there HAD to be something in the works for a new Wonder Woman. I did a quick search of IMDB and it turns out that a movie called Justice League: Mortal was in the works but is currently tabled. Personally, I think an entire movie with Superman, Batman, Aquaman (I wonder if Vincent Chase would be cast?), and Wonder Woman would be pretty lame. Apparently, the film is just planning to relocate filming and still might happen. If it does, Australian model Megan Gale is slated to play the role of Wonder Woman.

Personally, I think a movie dedicated entirely to Wonder Woman would do much better. Especially if it starred Megan Fox as the magic rope slinging beauty. Can you imagine her in the modern outfit shown above? Mmmm……Megannnnn…..

Megan Fox