Buzz Pirates’ Douche of the Day… Gov. Rod Blagojevich

C’mon man? Are you kidding me Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich? What kind of name is Rod anyway. I’ll tell you what kind…the kind belonging to Buzz Pirates’ Douche of the Day: Rod Blagojevich.

Douchey McGee was arrested by federal law enforcement agents today. The FBI alleged that the governor solicited significant contributions from candidates for payment to fill President-elect Barack Obama’s vacant US Senate seat. There are charges against him including conspiracy to commit mail fraud and wire fraud as well as solicitation of bribery.

Blagojevich also allegedly threatened to withhold state assistance to Tribune Co., the owner of the Chicago Tribune, in the sale of Wrigley Field. He’s going to drag the Cubs into this mess too? I know Obama is a White Sox fan… but this is too far. In return for state assistance, Blagojevich allegedly wanted members of the paper’s editorial board who had been critical of him fired. So, now he’s trying to restrict freedom of speech too? What a cockstain.

Prez Elect Obama better distance himself from this guy as quickly as possible, throw him under the bus like right now. Hopefully Barry will call a press conference and say that he agrees with us that…

Gov. Rod Blagojevich… smile, you are Buzz Pirates’ Douche of the Day.