Douche of the Day – German Shoe Thief Fox

That’s right you heard me. Turns out a German fox stole 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren.

A forest ranger found some shoes near the fox’s den and came upon a smorgasbord of footwear down the foxhole which had recently been stolen from outside locals’ front doors. I guess German’s leave their shoes outside?

“There was everything from ladies’ shoes to trainers,” said a Foehren policeman. “We’ve found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a vixen stole them for her cubs to play with.”

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, said the police spokesmen, adding that revenge wasn’t planned against the lil’ rascal. I’m surprised that the people wanted their shoes back after it had weird German fox diseases all over them.

Either way Ms. Fox, get your own damn shoes… not you Megan, you can grab our Buster Browns any time, you lil’ vixen you. Ooh, and the band Vixen you can polish our Bostonians at your leisure… and Foxy Knoxy, Amanda Knox you scare us, but please feel free to peruse our loafers and try to not to sex murder us.

Smile German Shoe nabbing fox, you are Buzz Pirates Douche of the Day.