Happy Father’s Day to all you Dads out there! In honor of this special day, we thought we would give you a few shining examples of how to NOT screw up your kids!
1. When pretending that you care about your least favorite kids, it helps to sit near them.
2. Always keep your stash hidden from your little hoodlums.
3. For the love of God! Don’t make out with your daugher!
4. When your son gets out of jail for practically killing his best friend, don’t reward him with his own REALITY SHOW!
Follow these tips and your child will at least have a chance of being somewhat normal!
Happy Father’s Day!