I don’t know what it is about this guy Billy Mays… I just don’t like him. He’s that infomercial douche-ington best known for promoting OxiClean, Mighty Putty, Orange Glo, and other scam ready products. I think this guy would tell you anything was good for a pile of nickels. He’s all yelly, what with his Just For Men beard and his big hand movements…this guy can go beat it.

This is a perfect example of what I think of this guy, he should be always associated with a toilet.

Look at all the crap this guy is peddling:
* Aquapel
* Awesome Auger, Ground Aug, Weed Auger, and Power Extender
* Bedazzler
* Big City Slider Station
* Black Swan Furniture
* Bloomin’ Onion Maker
* Buddy Putty
* Calcium Lime Rust
* Currie Motors Chrysler Credit Hotline
* Cutco Kitchenware
* Ding King automotive dent remover
* Easy Off Bam!
* Energize energy supplement
* EngraveIt
* FixIt car scratch remover
* FoneFree wireless cellphone headset
* Foodsaver
* FreeFone wireless phone holder
* Gopher reach extending tool
* Handy Switch
* Hercules Hook wall hangers
* iCan Benefit Group, LLC
* Kaboom
* Lint-B-Gone lint brush
* Liquid Diamond car waxing product
* Mantis Roto-Tiller
* Micro-Men Duster
* Mighty Mend It
* Mighty Putty
* Never-Scrub tile cleaner
* Orange Clean, Orange Glo
* OxiClean
* Quik Strip wire stripping tool
* Ragazzi’s Italian Restaurant and Pizzeria
* Samurai Shark knife sharpener
* Sandstrom OnTV
* Sealtite Tire Sealant
* Simoniz Fix It Scratch Remover
* Slider Station Burger Maker
* Steam Buddy
* Street Options Auto Accessories
* Swiffer SweeperVac
* Tommy and Rumble
* Turbo Tiger vacuum cleaner
* Vidalia Chop-it
* Vidalia Slice-it
* Vidalia Slice Wizard
* Zorbeez absorbent towels

Here’s my guy falling in a bathtub he’s cleaning…

And here’s a funny remix of Billy May’s greatest hits…

So, there you have it, one more name on the shit list. Billy Mays… you sir are on notice