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The 10 Greatest Laughs of Alltime

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The 10 Best Laughs are distinctive and can be debated. Some people may not like how the list skews heavily to cartoon characters… even more may disagree with the 3 Simpsons characters… who did we leave out? Leave a comment and let us know…

Dr. Evil 10. Dr. Evil - even though his laugh is basically a composite/satire, it serves as a good general jumping off point of all evil laughs… Muaww ha ha…

David Letterman Laugh 9. David Letterman – part of Letterman’s overall appeal is that you can never quite tell if you or the guest are really in on the joke or the butt of it… his laugh conveys that well.

dr. hibbert laugh 8. Dr. Hibbert - no one delivers bad news worse then Dr. Hibbert with his inappropriate laugh.

George Bush Laugh 7. George W. Bush – what impression of W is complete without the “heh heh” laugh.

Krusty Laugh 6. Krusty the Clown – the forced craziness of Krusty’s distinctive laugh makes it easy to imitate.

Beavis Laugh 5. Beavis - no character has a laugh that establishes their stupidity like Beavis (honorable mention for Butthead’s well known laugh).

Eddie Murphy Laugh 4. Eddie Murphy – Is it me, or does Eddie Murphy never do his old school laugh anymore? He’s another character with a laugh that is fun to imitate. Just like I hope he’ll do a movie where he does a lot of cursing soon instead of one where, he like, slips on ice and falls into a pile of dirty diapers, I hope to see more Eddie’s distinctive laugh soon!

Bert Ernie laugh 3. Ernie (of Bert and Ernie fame) – The less crotchety of Sesame Street’s favorite homosexual roommates, Ernie has that slightly phlegmy laugh that is so memorable. In the spirit of creating some laughs versus simply showing them, check out this Bert and Ernie Gangsta rap YouTube video that I think is hilarious.

Nelson Ha Ha 2. Nelson Muntz – Remember that guy growing up that would laugh when someone got hurt? Nelson is Muntz is that guy. Like a good bully, this little douche is always ready to laugh at you when you are have just suffered a major let down or have endured an embarrassing moment. He’s gotten his cumupence more the once on The Simpsons, but give the kid a break, he’s got a terrible family life.

Muttley Laugh 1. Muttley - He’s the Hanna-Barbera evil sidekick dog of Dick Dastardly. He’s number one because you probably knew his laugh and didn’t even know his name or where he was from.

Lisa Lampanelli to Stink Up HBO

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She may look like a sweet home maker, but beneath the surface Lisa Lampanelli is all bitch…a hilarious bitch! Picture June Cleaver and Andrew “Dice” Clay having a demon offspring and you have up and coming comic Lisa Lampanelli. Famous for completely ignoring political correctness and flat out mocking blacks, jews, gays, asians, and everyone else on earth to their face, Lisa looks like a mom but has the mouth of a sailor……make that 18 sailors……in prison. And I think she is fucking awesome.

Variety.com reported the other day that the edgy comic is slated to star in, executive produce, and co-create a new half hour series on HBO. The same network that brought us critically acclaimed shows like Entourage and Curb Your Enthusiasm must really see something special in this princess of profanity. They have also tapped Jim Carrey to co-create and executive produce. If you ask me HBO is on to something huge and hilarious.

If you have never seen Lisa before, check out this YouTube clip. Oh…and this is a tame version. Check out this link for a real taste of her filth.

Top 10 George Carlin Quotes

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George CarlinLegendary comedian George Carlin passed away yesterday from heart failure at the age of 71. George was among the most influential comedians ever, with a Grammy Award winning career that spanned nearly 4 decades. George was best known for his catchy one line phrases that were so obvious and true that they were funnier than anything that could be imagined.

In honor of George, I am happy to list my 10 Top George Carlin quotes.

#10
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

#9
I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

#8
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

#7
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

#6
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

#5
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

#4
In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.

#3
What year did Jesus think it was?

#2
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

#1
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

Number one may not be the funniest, but it is the one that most accurately describes George and his career. He will surely be missed. Rest in peace George.

A lot more hilarious quotes can be found here.