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		<title>Billy Mays&#8230; You, Sir Are On Notice</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know what it is about this guy Billy Mays&#8230; I just don&#8217;t like him. He&#8217;s that infomercial douche-ington best known for promoting OxiClean, Mighty Putty, Orange Glo, and other scam ready products. I think this guy would tell &#8230; <a href="http://www.buzzpirates.com/2008/11/billy-mays-you-sir-are-on-notice/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.buzzpirates.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/billymays.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-377" title="billymays" src="http://www.buzzpirates.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/billymays-211x300.jpg" alt="" width="128" height="174" /></a>I don&#8217;t know what it is about this guy Billy Mays&#8230; I just don&#8217;t like him. He&#8217;s that infomercial douche-ington best known for promoting OxiClean, Mighty Putty, Orange Glo, and other scam ready products. I think this guy would tell you anything was good for a pile of nickels. He&#8217;s all yelly, what with his Just For Men beard and his big hand movements&#8230;this guy can go beat it.</p>
<p>This is a perfect example of what I think of this guy, he should be always associated with a toilet.</p>
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<p>Look at all the crap this guy is peddling:<br />
* Aquapel<br />
* Awesome Auger, Ground Aug, Weed Auger, and Power Extender<br />
* Bedazzler<br />
* Big City Slider Station<br />
* Black Swan Furniture<br />
* Bloomin&#8217; Onion Maker<br />
* Buddy Putty<br />
* Calcium Lime Rust<br />
* Currie Motors Chrysler Credit Hotline<br />
* Cutco Kitchenware<br />
* Ding King automotive dent remover<br />
* Easy Off Bam!<br />
* Energize energy supplement<br />
* EngraveIt<br />
* FixIt car scratch remover<br />
* FoneFree wireless cellphone headset<br />
* Foodsaver<br />
* FreeFone wireless phone holder<br />
* Gopher reach extending tool<br />
* Handy Switch<br />
* Hercules Hook wall hangers<br />
* iCan Benefit Group, LLC<br />
* Kaboom<br />
* Lint-B-Gone lint brush<br />
* Liquid Diamond car waxing product<br />
* Mantis Roto-Tiller<br />
* Micro-Men Duster<br />
* Mighty Mend It<br />
* Mighty Putty<br />
* Never-Scrub tile cleaner<br />
* Orange Clean, Orange Glo<br />
* OxiClean<br />
* Quik Strip wire stripping tool<br />
* Ragazzi&#8217;s Italian Restaurant and Pizzeria<br />
* Samurai Shark knife sharpener<br />
* Sandstrom OnTV<br />
* Sealtite Tire Sealant<br />
* Simoniz Fix It Scratch Remover<br />
* Slider Station Burger Maker<br />
* Steam Buddy<br />
* Street Options Auto Accessories<br />
* Swiffer SweeperVac<br />
* Tommy and Rumble<br />
* Turbo Tiger vacuum cleaner<br />
* Vidalia Chop-it<br />
* Vidalia Slice-it<br />
* Vidalia Slice Wizard<br />
* Zorbeez absorbent towels</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s my guy falling in a bathtub he&#8217;s cleaning&#8230;</p>
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<p>And here&#8217;s a funny remix of Billy May&#8217;s greatest hits&#8230;</p>
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<p>So, there you have it, one more name on the shit list. Billy Mays&#8230; you sir are on notice</p>
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