Worst Side Effects Ever – Chantix Commercial

I’m begging you to watch this commercial for the drug Chantix, there’s a bunch of them on tv. Its out of control. Its a drug to stop smoking, and like 95% of the time they are just talking about the side effects which get more and more ridiculous as it goes on. Its my new favorite thing.

 

One of The Simpsons Best Couch Gags Ever – Game of Thrones Intro Parody

Check out one of the most inspired Simpsons couch gags ever with this Game of Thrones intro. Looks like The Simpsons are getting geared up for season 2 which premieres in April.

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Leap Year! Famous People with February 29th Birthdays

Tomorrow only comes once every 4 years. Leap year, February 29th. Ja Rule might be the most famous modern day leaper. Its finally his birthday, and he’s spending it in jail. Here’s a list of people who got screwed out of presents 3/4s of the time by being born on February 29.

  • 1468 – Pope Paul III (d. 1549)
  • 1568 – Juan Bautista Comes, Spanish composer (d. 1643)
  • 1692 – John Byrom, English poet (d. 1763)
  • 1724 – Eva Marie Veigel, ballet dancer and wife of actor David Garrick (d. 1822)
  • 1736 – Ann Lee, American founder of Shakers (d. 1784)
  • 1792 – Gioachino Rossini, Italian composer (d. 1868)
  • 1812 – Sir James Wilson, Premier of Tasmania (d. 1880)
  • 1828 – Emmeline B. Wells, American women’s rights advocate (d. 1921)
  • 1836 – Dickey Pearce, American baseball player and manager (d. 1908)
  • 1840 – John Philip Holland, Irish inventor (d. 1914)
  • 1848 – Arthur Giry, French historian (d. 1899)
  • 1852 – Frank Gavan Duffy, Australian judge (d. 1936)
  • 1852 – George Maximilianovich, 6th Duke of Leuchtenberg, Russian nobleman (d. 1912)
  • 1860 – Herman Hollerith, American statistician (d. 1929)
  • 1892 – Ed Appleton, American baseball player (d. 1932)
  • 1892 – Augusta Savage, African-American sculptor (d. 1962)
  • 1896 – Morarji Desai, Prime Minister of India (d. 1995)
  • 1896 – Roy Parker, baseball player (d. 1954)
  • 1896 – William A. Wellman, American film director (d. 1975)
  • 1904 – Jimmy Dorsey, American bandleader (d. 1957)
  • 1904 – Pepper Martin, baseball player (d. 1965)
  • 1904 – Rukmini Devi Arundale, Indian dancer and founder of Kalakshetra (d. 1986)
  • 1904 – Wolfe+585, Senior (alleged date), German-born American typesetter who has the longest personal name ever used (death year unknown)
  • 1908 – Balthus, French-Polish painter (d. 2001)
  • 1908 – Dee Brown, American writer (d. 2002)
  • 1908 – Alf Gover, English cricketer (d. 2001)
  • 1916 – Dinah Shore, American singer and actress (d. 1994)
  • 1920 – Arthur Franz, American actor (d. 2006)
  • 1920 – James Mitchell, American actor (d. 2010)
  • 1920 – Michèle Morgan, French actress
  • 1920 – Howard Nemerov, American poet (d. 1991)
  • 1920 – Ivan Ivanovich Petrov, Russian operatic bass (d. 2003)
  • 1920 – Rolland W. Redlin, American politician (d. 2011)
  • 1920 – Fyodor Abramov, Russian novelist (d. 1983)
  • 1924 – Al Rosen, American baseball player
  • 1924 – David Beattie, New Zealand Governor-General (d. 2001)
  • 1924 – Carlos Humberto Romero, President of El Salvador
  • 1928 – Joss Ackland, English actor
  • 1928 – Vance Haynes, American archaeologist
  • 1928 – Terry Lewis, Australian police commissioner
  • 1928 – Tempest Storm, American burlesque performer
  • 1932 – Paul Giel, American baseball player (d. 2002)
  • 1932 – Gene Golub, American mathematician (d. 2007)
  • 1932 – Masten Gregory, American F1 Driver (d. 1985)
  • 1932 – Reri Grist, African-American coloratura soprano
  • 1932 – Jaguar, Brazilian cartoonist
  • 1936 – Jack Lousma, American astronaut
  • 1936 – Henri Richard, Canadian ice hockey player
  • 1936 – Alex Rocco, American actor
  • 1940 – Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew I of Constantinople
  • 1940 – William H. Turner, Jr. American horse trainer
  • 1944 – Ene Ergma, Estonian politician
  • 1944 – Dennis Farina, American actor
  • 1944 – Phyllis Frelich, American actress
  • 1944 – Steve Mingori, American baseball player (d. 2008)
  • 1944 – Paolo Eleuteri Serpieri, Italian illustrator
  • 1948 – Jirō Akagawa, Japanese novelist
  • 1948 – Gérard Darmon, French movie actor and singer
  • 1948 – Ken Foree, American actor
  • 1952 – Al Autry, American baseball player
  • 1952 – Sharon Dahlonega Raiford Bush, American television personality
  • 1952 – Tim Powers, American writer
  • 1952 – Raisa Smetanina, Russian cross-country skier
  • 1952 – Bart Stupak, American congressman
  • 1956 – Jonathan Coleman, Anglo-Australian entertainer
  • 1956 – Jerry Fry, American baseball player
  • 1956 – Bob Speller, Canadian politician
  • 1956 – J. Randy Taraborrelli, American celebrity journalist
  • 1956 – Aileen Wuornos, American serial killer (d. 2002)
  • 1960 – Khaled, Algerian raï musician
  • 1960 – Bill Long, American baseball player
  • 1960 – Richard Ramirez, American serial killer
  • 1960 – Tony Robbins, American motivational speaker
  • 1964 – Lyndon Byers, Canadian hockey player and Boston radio personality
  • 1964 – Mervyn Warren, American film & TV composer and musician
  • 1968 – Suanne Braun, South African actress
  • 1968 – Chucky Brown, American basketball player
  • 1968 – Pete Fenson, American curler
  • 1968 – Naoko Iijima, Japanese actress
  • 1968 – Gonzalo Lira, Chilean-American novelist
  • 1968 – Bryce Paup, American football player
  • 1968 – Wendi Peters, British actress
  • 1968 – Eugene Volokh, American law professor
  • 1968 – Frank Woodley, Australian comedian
  • 1972 – Antonio Sabàto, Jr., Italian-born actor
  • 1972 – Dave Williams, American singer (Drowning Pool) (d. 2002)
  • 1972 – Saul Williams, American rapper, poet, and actor
  • 1972 – Mike Pollitt, English footballer
  • 1972 – Pedro Zamora, Cuban-born American Real World housemate and AIDS activist (d. 1994)
  • 1972 – Iván García, Cuban athlete
  • 1976 – Katalin Kovács, Hungarian sprint canoer
  • 1976 – Ja Rule, American rapper and actor
  • 1976 – Terrence Long, American baseball player
  • 1976 – Zoë Baker, New Zealand swimmer
  • 1980 – Simon Gagné, Canadian ice hockey player
  • 1980 – Taylor Twellman, American soccer player
  • 1980 – Clinton Toopi, New Zealand rugby league footballer
  • 1980 – Chris Conley, American musician
  • 1980 – Ruben Plaza, Spanish cyclist
  • 1980 – Michail Mouroutsos, Greek Olympic taekwondo gold medalist
  • 1984 – Darren Ambrose, English footballer
  • 1984 – Cullen Jones, American swimmer
  • 1984 – Nuria Martinez, Spanish basketball player WNBA
  • 1984 – Adam Sinclair, Indian field hockey player
  • 1984 – Dennis Walger, German rugby player
  • 1984 – Cam Ward, Canadian ice hockey player
  • 1984 – Mark Foster, American musician
  • 1988 – Scott Golbourne, English footballer
  • 1988 – Benedikt Höwedes, German footballer
  • 1988 – Bobby Sanguinetti, American ice hockey player
  • 1992 – Perry Kitchen, American soccer player
  • 1992 – Sean Abbott, Australian cricketer

 

Maurice Sendak on Colbert Report – A Wild Man Indeed

Author of “Where the Wild Things Are” Maurice Sendak was able to keep up with Stephen Colbert in what has to be the best interview in the Colbert Report’s history. With lines like “I didn’t set out to make children happy or make life better for them or easier for them” its hard to tell if he’s being serious or joking… but its probably a little bit of both. He also calls Newt Gingrich an idiot. When Sendak tells Stephen Colbert he’s gay, in full character Colbert says, “and they let you write children’s books?” Watch the hilarious part one and then part two below:

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Grim Colberty Tales with Maurice Sendak Pt. 1
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AnnaLynne McCord – Celebrity Profile

AnnaLynn McCord is an actress on the rise since she appeared as the sexy and conniving Eden Lord on Nip/Tuck. She expanded on that role as one of the stars of the new 90210 as Naomi Clark. She’s put her fame to good use lending her time, energy and resources to several well known charities.

Selected Filmography –

2012 Officer Down Zhanna Dronov

2008-2012 90210 (TV series)  Naomi Clark

2010 Gun  Gabriella

2010 Amexica Woman

2007-2009 Nip/Tuck (TV series) Eden Lord

2009 Fired Up!  Gwyneth

2008 The Haunting of Molly Hartley  Suzie

2008 Day of the Dead  – Nina

2007 Sirens of the Caribbean  Morning/Simone

2007 American Heiress (TV series) – Loren Wakefield

2005 Transporter 2  Car Jacking Girl

2002 The Middle of Nowhere  Cassandra

 

15 Best Jack Donaghy Quotes – Alec Baldwin on 30 Rock

30 Rock might be the funniest show on television right now… ok top 5? Well, the best part about it is Alec Baldwin as Jack Donaghy, the Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming for General Electric and Liz Lemon’s (played by Tina Fey) friend and boss. 30 Rock’s season premiere is tonight and here are his 15 best quotes from the show so far. Are we missing any?

15. C’mon Lemon, what do we elites do when we screw up? We pretend it never happened and give ourselves a giant bonus.

14. “Donaghy saves GE… marries your mom”

13. Jack Donaghy: You have to fire ten percent of your staff.
Liz Lemon: What?
Jack Donaghy: We have to synergize backward overflow.

12. Lemon: “I’m feeling pretty drunk.”
Jack: “Well, it’s business drunk, it’s like rich drunk. Either way, it’s legal to drive.”

11.  Being in a relationship means overlooking certain flaws. I mean, somewhere right now a guy is on a J-Date with Monica Lewinsky. Nobody’s perfect.

10. Jack: Alfredo’s, 2 PM.
Liz Lemon: I’m not dressed for that.
Jack: You’re dressed for Burger King. Should we make it Burger King?

9. Jack: One minute you’re newlyweds, making love on the floor of the Concorde. Then, before you know it, your lawyers are arguing over who gets to keep the box your dog defecates in.
Liz Lemon: You taught your dog to poop in a box?
Jack: Bianca did. But, damn it, I want that box.

8. Jack Donaghy: Now let me hear you say the seven most important words in the American judicial system.
Frank Rossitano: My client has no memory of that.
Jack Donaghy: I also would have accepted ‘You can’t prove that’s the Governor’s semen’.

7. Jack: I haven’t met your boyfriend.
Liz Lemon: His name’s Floyd.
Jack: That’s unfortunate.

6. Kenneth Parcell: “Oh, uh, no, sir. I don’t vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord’s name!”
Jack: “That’s Republican. We count those.”

5. Jack: I like when a woman has ambition. It’s like seeing a dog wearing clothes.

4. [Jack is in a museum facing a painting, waiting for Liz Lemon to meet him there. Liz appears behind him without announcing her arrival]
Jack: You’ve been avoiding me, Lemon.
Liz Lemon: How do you do that, without turning around?
Jack: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but… here we are.

3. Liz Lemon: Hey Jack, do you treat me any differently because I’m a woman?
Jack Donaghy: Well, I pay you a little less, yes.

2. Jack: “The Italians have a saying, Lemon: ‘Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.’ And, although they’ve never won a war or mass-produced a decent car, in this area they are correct.”

1. Lemon: “Why are you wearing a tux?”
Jack: “It’s after 6. What am I, a farmer?”

Utah Jazz Mascot Drops Birthday Cake on Fans from Upperdeck

Notice how the mascot stays in character… this is awesome! Everyone’s reaction is awesome. Who knew the Utah Jazz had longtime fans? I forgot about them since John Stockton’s shorts were retired.

Buzz Pirates Officially Endorses Vermin Supreme for President

This just in, we officially and unequivocally endorse Vermin Supreme for President. You can send us our pony in the mail. Check this guy out… he’s the man!

Van Halen Announces New Tour with “Kool” Opening Act

Van Halen just announced a new tour complete with David Lee Roth and a new album on the way. Sounds great! Yet, in what must be one of the weirdest yet, “Kool” pairings ever, the opening act on the tour will be none other then Kool and the Gang. Maybe this is because Kool and the Gang’s Joanna became a hit only a month or two before Van Halen’s Jump. To be honest, I think it sounds a like a fun show.Its a safe bet both bands will include these hits:

Van Halen – Jump

Kool and the Gang – Joanna

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