• PerezHilton.com - Were Sarah Palin and Lynne Spears separated at birth? There are quite a few “family” traits.
• TMZ.com - The movie voice guy has passed away. Please God, don’t let Ryan Seacrest take his place!
• BustedCoverage.com - (Shitty) Beer capital of the world, Milwaukee, is home to a 144-person Beer Bong…or a one person beer bong for Nick Nolte.
• TMZ.com - Kevin Spacey “doin’ the butt”…literally. Which team he bats for is still up in the air.
• Michael Aulia - 9 things to love and 9 things to hate about Google Chrome.
• Forbes.com - Prime time TV’s top earning women… Katherine “Bite the Hand that Feeds” Heigl isn’t number 1.
• Cuzoogle.com - The perfect mascot for the new Oklahoma City Thunder NBA team. Thundercats Ho!
• Cracked.com - The Issue Sarah Palin MUST address…we want to see her naked.
• CelebSlam.com - Carrie Underwood gave Jessica Simpson a verbal bitch-slap, calling her fat. Don’t bet on the Cowboys this weekend, Tony’s going to be a little distracted.
• BannedInHollywood.com - 15 WTF pictures that will make you laugh, cry, and want to poke your eyes out all at the same time.

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Here’s what Linds had to say on her Myspace “Political Blog”…which, in all seriousness, is located directly above her Myspace “Ice Cream blog”:

“I’ve been watching the news all morning, like everyone else - and i keep hearing about the issues related to ‘teen pregnancy’- It’s all related to Sarah Palin and her 17 year old unmarried pregnant daughter. Well, I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place. Its distracting from the real issues, the real everyday problems that this country experiences.

I am concerned with the fact that Sarah Palin brought the attention to her daughter’s pregnancy, rather than all world issues and what she believes she could possibly do to change them-if elected. I get Sarah Palin’s views against abortion, but i would much prefer to hear more about what she can do for our country rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what.

Maybe focus on delivering some words and policy with stronger impact like Joe Biden.”

Beltway insiders are predicting a major shift in the mall bathroom coke snorting demographic because of the political blog post - Ice Cream insiders are predicting ice cream will remain delicious for the foreseeable future regardless of the contents of the ice cream blog post.

I’ve got to be honest…good for Linds. She’s probably going to take a lot of heat because of this, but at least she’s attempting to say something somewhat meaningful. I think that sends a good message of sorts. Blog posts are seldom intelligent… please look at any of mine for proof. Of course, I highly doubt Sarah Palin is thrilled to have her daughter’s situation become so public…she probably had no choice but to address it once the news hit.

In a side note I think the real issue with the Palin family is these crazy names for these kids… the couple have five children: sons Track and Trig, and daughters Bristol, Willow and Piper. Then again, I wouldn’t know anything about having a silly name.

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Check out AdultMosaic.com to create your own Porn Mosaic by uploading any picture you want. Its the perfect solution for any gift giving occasion - a portrait of your wife for your anniversary? Or how about a nice family picture for Mother’s Day?

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Here’s how it works. Each week the blog that picks the most wins will get their 125×125 ad placed on the Front page of Cuzoogle and that will continue each week for the whole season. At the end of the season the overall winner will get a cash prize and their 125×125 ad placed on the front page for the duration of the NFL postseason. I can smell the money now.

Here are the blogs we are competing against. Definitely check them out. Their football picking skills may not be as good enough, but they are definitely some cool blogs.

Blogs (in no particular order)

Yep Yep
The Sports Dungeon
Waiting for Next Year
The Sports Lounge
Tailgating Ideas
NESW Sports
The Blue Workhorse
My Sports Rumors
Inside Plays
Juiced Sports Blog
GrandmasterB
Busted Coverage
The Chocolate Dog Blog
NE Patriots Draft
The Sports Dollar
Brahsome
Women Like Sports
Don Chavez
Banned in Hollywood
Mac Gs World
Macho Chip
Zoner Sports
CoverTwo
SportsOpinion.ca

Good luck to them all. They are going to need it.

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• Movie Crunch - Looks like Robert Downey, Jr. is going to be a superhero again… only this time its a spoof called “Mastermind” by Ben Stiller’s production company.
• Cracked - 10 important news stories as depicted by 5 year olds… hysterical.
• David Beckham - Hey, married or not its OK to look, right?
• iPhone Girl - Looks like the mystery has been solved… or has it?
• Trend Hunter - Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty try to coexist - at least on the new cover of Entertainment Weekly. Whether or not the new 90210 will make it is a mystery? How these two are relevant again… its a miracle. Apparently they are frenemies.
• The Sex Files - ABC News reports that David Duchovny is in rehab for sex addiction. The Truth is In There.

• Kristy Coventry - I thought it was a little weird that this Olympic swimmer was from Zimbabwe, well, at least they gave her a briefcase filled with $100,000.00 for winning the gold medal. So, that’s normal…right?

Ahoy Matey…you’ve been buzzed!

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How does Phil’s divorce match up with other celebrity divorces? Here’s whose hearts wallets got hit hardest:

10 . Mick Jagger & Jerry Hall - $15-$25 million (She auctioned off this wedding dress)

9. Lionel & Diane Richie - $20 million (She must have been dancing on the ceiling)

8. Michael & Diandra Douglas - $45 million (He’s stylin’ with Zeta-Jones now)

7. Paul McCartney & Heather Mills - $48.6 million (Thankfully, he’s moved on)

6. James Cameron & Linda Hamilton - $50 million (King of the World? Not that day!)

5. Kevin Costner & Cindy Silva - $80 million (Waterworld, The Postman and this)

4. Harrison Ford & Melissa Mathison - $85 million (He’s got Ally McSkinny now)

3. Steven Spielberg & Amy Irving - $100 million (He turned out alright, right?)

2. Neil Diamond & Marcia Murphey - $150 million (Maybe Caroline is to blame)

1. Michael & Juanita Jordan - $150 million (Phew, that’s a lot of Gatorade and Nikes)

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• Tasty Booze - Thank the lord for Denise Milani, my pick in this week’s MySpace vs Celebrity challenge. I think I can finally bump Elizabeth Hurley from my “list”. Helloooooo Denise!
• FrakinCool - Ginos love spray tan. Not new…but gets funnier every time. God, I am glad I don’t still live in New Jersey.
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• BannedInHollywood.com - D-FENCE! I don’t care if this was Photoshopped or not. It made me laugh. Check out the dude in the crowd.
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• PerezHilton.com - Gwen Stefani finally gave birth to her son Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Oh yeah…we are definitely putting that on the list of Stupidest Celebrity Baby Names. WTF?

I leave you with another hot glimpse of Denise Milani. You can find pictures of her practically naked all over the web (here are some great ass pictures for you Bryan). Yet, I couldn’t help thinking this is one of the sexiest. Have a great weekend!

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I am sure it will only be a matter of seconds before the porn industry is all over this. For example, what good blue blooded horny male wouldn’t want to take their mouse and spin this picture of Denise Milani around?

To see more how PhotoSynth works, check out the video below. To see why you’d want to turn Denise Milani around, check out these pictures.

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Seriously, what was this genius thinking? What did he expect 70 mile per hour winds to do with his meek little body? Ironically, Kevin’s calendar for next weekend shows another thrill seeking adventure - standing up to a Mac truck barreling down Route 95 at 60 miles per hour. “No problem”, thought Kevin, “its 10 mph slower”.

The Buzz Pirates are not entirely heartless. We hope he makes a quick recovery. Well…everywhere except his reproductive system.

Update: Looks like WFOR-TV, the CBS affiliate from Miami, pulled the video from YouTube. You can see the original here. Enjoy the Fox News version below (even better).

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This is Cuzzy, your substitute poster for the day, you can visit my small piece of blog real estate over at Cuzoogle when you are done here of course.

I am here today to brag about my new friend Darth Vadar. That is right, you heard me. I am friends with the baddest ass in a galaxy far, far away and you know how I know this? Because Digg says so. Yep just the other day I got an email saying Darth Vadar wanted to be me friend. How can I say no to that and not expect to drop to the floor struggling for air. So as fast as the Millennium Falcon enters lightspeed I accepted and became friends.

Pretty fricken cool eh? I wonder if he can make my posts go popular faster?

Are you friends with Darth (that is what his friends call him)? Yeah well if you are not and want to I can hook you up with D with a handy link below.

Okay so without any more bragging, here is a list of the coolest people that I am friends with on Digg. Before you comment and point out the obvious, I know they are not real (or are they?). But you know what, it still sounds cool when I tell my non-Internet friends who I was shouting with all day long. Yep I need to find a life.

Darth Vadar

Already said all I need to on this guy. I had no idea he was such a considerate shouter.

Optimus Prime

Almost as cool as Darth is me being friends with the leader of the Autobots. I have to admit growing up I was more of a Decepticon kind of guy but this works.

Mooki Blaylock

Now this one could either be one of the boys from Pearl Jam or the guy who played in the NBA. Doesn’t matter, they are both cool to me. Nice try trying to throw me off with the spelling.

Eddie Norton

Again a slight change does not trick me. Eddie? Edward. Yeah I am on to you Hulk.

George Carlin

This is hard to figure only because he is still sending shouts. RIP George.

Woogie Hauser

Neil Patrick Harris you can’t fool me. I have been telling all my friends that we exchange Diggs. Can’t believe you did not grab Digg-ie Howser as a screen name though.

Susan Bird

Okay you may not know her but I actually know a little about the WNBA. You go Sue!

Kevin Smith

I already wrote to him to tell him how much I liked Chasing Amy. If only there were more.

Spike Jonze

Always been a fan of Spike so this was cool getting to send him shouts and my ideas for a new music video.

Kevin Federline

Digg has never been so cool. I bet making stories popular helps ease the pain of knowing his kids have a freak for a mom. Keep those shouts coming K-Fed. I always Digg your stuff.

God

Wow, this could be the holy mother of Digg friends, pardon the pun. My Mum was so happy when I told her I had made friends with God. She told me that she knew the day would come and that she looks forward to me going to church on Sunday. Little does she know, I will probably be sending shouts instead.

Who are you friends with?

Tell us all who your favourite friends are on Digg. Can you top Darth and OP?

If you had even the smallest laugh over the last 47 seconds, I invite you to add me to your Digg list. If not, it was fun guiding you around today and I promise that Mr. Buzz Pirate will be back soon to restore some kind of order.

Thanks all.

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