Archive for the ‘Television’ Category

No Need To Slow The Bullets Anymore, Morpheus To Join CSI

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

CSI fans have been flipping out for weeks since they learned that they will be losing their beloved Gil Grissom, as William Peterson will be leaving the show to pursue stage acting opportunities. The search for a replacement has been a closely guarded secret that has left fans searching for ...

American Idol Pop Tarts, Brilliant or Worst Promotion Ever?

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Happy Friday everyone. You know the day is going to be a good one when you wake up and check your email, and the first thing you see is a hilarious gem like this. The image below came in one of those automated emails from TicketMaster announcing the availability of ...

Golden Girls 2048: Hotties Who Will Star In the Remake

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Goldenest Girl Estelle Getty passed away earlier this week. In honor of her memory, and the rest of the Golden Gals, we thought it would be fun to hop into the Buzz Pirates Time Machine and check out which actresses of today will star in the Golden Girls remake 40 ...

2008 Emmy Awards: Our Predictions

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

The nominations for the 2007-2008 Primetime Emmy Awards were announced this morning at 5:35am PT by none other than Doogie Houser himself, Neil Patrick Harris. Rumors were flying that, since he was unveiling the nominations, Doogie Neil was not going to be nominated himself for his amazing role as Barney ...

Lisa Lampanelli to Stink Up HBO

Saturday, June 28th, 2008

She may look like a sweet home maker, but beneath the surface Lisa Lampanelli is all bitch...a hilarious bitch! Picture June Cleaver and Andrew "Dice" Clay having a demon offspring and you have up and coming comic Lisa Lampanelli. Famous for completely ignoring political correctness and flat out mocking blacks, ...

American Idol Voting is Flawed

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Tonight is the final night of competition for this season of American Idol. Finally! Who will be the winner? Will it be David Cook, the 25 year old bartender from Blue Springs, MO? Or will it be David Archuleta, the barely 17 year old Mormon from Murray, UT. The singer ...

Sue Simmons Proves She Just Another New Yorker

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Those of you not from the New York area might not know who Sue Simmons is. She has been the co-anchor of NBC's Evening News for almost 30 years now (since 1980). Growing up just outside of New York, she was a staple in my house. Not because I watched ...

Paula Abdul Lets the Cat Out of the Bag

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Or maybe she was just just "in the bag". Either way, she goofed up big time on the supposedly live airing of last night's American Idol. In case you missed it, here is what happened. Down to five people, each contestant sang TWO songs from Neil Diamond last night. Instead ...