Archive for the ‘Sports’ Category

Kite Surfer Proves Hurricanes Are Good for Society

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

That's right, I said it. Hurricanes are good for society because they weed out the idiotic, leaving the intelligent to survive and procreate. It is Darwinism at its finest. Just take a look at this Dodo bird who decided to go Kite Surfing in the middle of Tropical Storm Fay. ...

Michael Phelps Drowns in Beijing Olympic Tragedy

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

This Just in From the Buzz Pirates Fake News Desk: Beijing, China- Despite his unbelievable streak of 11 gold medals in swimming, Olympic hero Michael Phelps drowned today in an attempt for medal number 12. Although he was fitted with floaties on both arms, a life jacket and an inflatable ducky around his ...

The Madden Curse: Is Brett Favre the Next Victim?

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Tomorrow is the release of one of the most successful videogame franchises - Madden 2009 NFL Football. Happy Maddenoliday. The game is top notch, although with an exclusive licensing agreement with the NFL, there really is no competition. Every year the people at EA Sports pick a player to put on the cover ...

Chris McAlister Has a Big Truck and a Small…

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Baltimore Ravens cornerback Chris McAlister is apparently compensating for something. The three-time Pro Bowler showed up for training camp this week impressing ladies with the size of his...truck? This ain't no puny unit. To put things into perspective, Chris is 6'1" and 206 lbs. He looks like Gary Coleman standing ...

A Rod’s Wife Scores With Lenny Kravitz

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Talk about a love triangle - or is it a diamond? NY Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez has split with his wife Cynthia Rodríguez after months of martial issues. But it doesn't stop there. Add in a few celebrities, like Madonna and Lenny Kravitz and this really gets interesting. First ARod ...

Preakness Is Here, Let Your Red Necks Shine

Friday, May 16th, 2008

The people of Maryland are known to have a bit of an identity crisis. Geographically, the state is located below the Mason-Dixon Line, but in reality Maryland is hardly considered a Southern state. However, on the third Saturday in May all that seems to change for an entire day. The ...

Paulette Dean Daly the Latest Rocket Woman

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Three days after creating HUGE media buzz about having a 10-year affair with country music star train wreck, Mindy McCready, Roger Clemens is back on the front page again today. This time the NY Daily News is reporting that Roger had an affair with Paulette Dean Daly, the ex wife ...

Mindy McCready Rode Roger’s Rocket

Monday, April 28th, 2008

All fingers are pointing at Roger Clemens again this morning. The NY Daily News is reporting that the pitching ace had a 10 year affair with country music start Mindy McReady that spanned his career with the Red Sox, Blue Jays, Yankees and Astros. It gets better. Apparently the affair ...