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A Rod’s Wife Scores With Lenny Kravitz

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Talk about a love triangle – or is it a diamond? NY Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez has split with his wife Cynthia Rodríguez after months of martial issues. But it doesn’t stop there. Add in a few celebrities, like Madonna and Lenny Kravitz and this really gets interesting.

First ARod has been spotted getting very close with Madonna, sometimes leaving her NY apartment after midnight. Madonna and Lenny Kravitz used to date back in the 90′s. So what does Cynthia do as ARod and Mad get cozy? She runs off to Paris to hook up with Lenny. I guess its a case of an eye for an eye…er…musician for a musician for the Rodriguez’s.

Where this leaves Madonna’s husband, Guy Ritchie is anyone’s guess. I guess he could make this love diamond a hexagon sexagon by nailing Kravitz ex-wife Lisa Bonnet.

How A-Rod has any time for baseball is beyond me. I bet he starts hitting a lot more home runs though!

ARod Hitting Lenny Kravitz

Verne Troyer Mini ME(at) Sex Tape

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Oh holy grossness Batman! Looks like Verne Troyer, the 3-foot whatever actor who plays Mini Me has a sex tape. TMZ.com broke the eye scalding news yesterday. Of course, there was no way we could let this news pass the desk of Buzz Pirates without our professional opinion.

Mini Me Sex Tape

Ok, we get that people have some sick fetishes out there. To each their own. But really…who is going to want to watch this? Wouldn’t it kinda be like watching a matchbox car drive through the Lincoln Tunnel? And what about his girlfriend? It is just amazing what some people will do for love money. I am sure Verne is worth a couple of $million$. I guess this is a step up from blowing a gerbil for a chance at that loot. But who knows…maybe she really likes the Mini Meat.

Looks like the dealer who negotiated the Paris Hilton video is trying to move this to DVD. We’ve got a little advice for him…stick with the hot blondes.

If you can handle it, a clip of the video can be seen here. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Paulette Dean Daly the Latest Rocket Woman

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Paulette Dean DalyThree days after creating HUGE media buzz about having a 10-year affair with country music star train wreck, Mindy McCready, Roger Clemens is back on the front page again today. This time the NY Daily News is reporting that Roger had an affair with Paulette Dean Daly, the ex wife of pro golfer John Daly.

This latest news is another headline that appears to be aimed at tarnishing Roger Clemens’ reputation and ruining his “family man” image. Interestingly enough, the article we wrote about Roger and Mindy McCready only three days ago also received its source from the NY Daily News. Makes you wonder if the newspaper has something against The Rocket, doesn’t it? Perhaps they just miss bashing him while he was in pinstripes.

I have no inside information here, but this my guess as to what is going on. Roger Clemens is currently in the middle of suing former trainer Brian McNamee for defamation after the trainer accused Clemens of using performance enhancing drugs. In order to have a successful defamation suit, one needs to prove that their undamaged reputation has been harmed. So what better way for McNamee’s lawyers to defend the case than to show that Clemens doesn’t REALLY have a good reputation! If there is not a good reputation, then nothing could be harmed, case dismissed!

Roger and his “slicker n’ deer guts on a door nob” attorney Rusty Hardin, had better get crackin’. Right now the score is Brian McNamee’s laywers 2, Hardin ZERO!