Archive for the ‘politics’ Category

Gov. Jesse “The Body” Ventura’s Workout Video

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

Check out former Governor Jesse "The Body" Ventura in the movie The Running Man (starring Arnold Schwarzenegger). Anyway, as Captain Freedom, here is a commercial for his workout video. The end is my favorite as I think its funny that there' would be a workout video in which he simply ...

President Obama Nominates Aborted Transsexual Fetus to Supreme Court

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Washington D.C. - In a move that shocked the entire political spectrum, President Obama announced his nomination to the Supreme Court today, an aborted transsexual fetus. The fetus, officially named "medical discharge compound, serial number 2382A-09" described itself as "honored," "in constant pain" and "slightly moist." Where the newly nominated fetus ...

Tea Baggers! Buzz Pirates Douche(s) of the Day

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

I don't think our Founding Fathers had this in mind.... Tea Bagging... From the new "Tea Party" : "In 1773, a handful of men dumped tea into the Boston Harbor. That one act set in motion a chain of events that birthed the greatest nation on earth. But today, many Americans ...

St. Patrick’s Day is Coming and There’s No One as Irish as Barack O’Bama

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Turns out the Commander-in-Chief is more than African American, he's also... Irish? Yep, apparently Barack Obama is 3.1 percent Irish. Irish Americans are waiting for Barack Obama to embrace his heritage: his great-great-great-grandfather Falmouth Kearney. Kearney was an Irish immigrant who came to America in 1850, from Moneygall, a small ...

Stormy Daniels: Future Senator, American Hero, Pornstar

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

Presumably responding to President Obama's call for transparency in government, Wicked Pictures contract star Stormy Daniels is considering a run for a seat in the United States Senate. CNN.com reports that fans of the Good Will Humping star have set up a website, draftstormy.com, with the hope that the Baton Rouge, Louisiana native ...

Is Obama Ready for the NBA?

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Not quite, but the President Elect has got mad skills!  Check out this CNN video about Barry's pre-election ritual of playing basketball with friends. Check Obama get the steal, go behind the back, lead the fast break and then dish out the assist. Say What!

Obama and Other African American Firsts

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

Regardless of your political affiliation last night Barack Obama made history by becoming the first African American (and first minority for that matter) to be elected to the nations highest office. We've shown you the best picture of Obama ever and and shown you video of some crazy preacher talking ...

Sarah Palin Faces Tina Fey on SNL

Monday, October 20th, 2008

Sarah Palin showed up on Saturday Night Live this weekend. The MILF's guest spot to open the show was heavily hyped all week. I've always liked or at least liked complaining about how good or bad SNL has been for the last several years. Like it or not, its a ...

Top 20 Stupidest Quotes by President George W. Bush

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

With the 3rd debate between John McCain and Barack Obama tonight, it is important to note that we are only a few short months away of ridding the country of George Bush forever. In addition, Oliver Stone's "W" comes out this week in which Josh Brolin will be doing his ...

Sarah Palin Is In PORN! [NSFW]

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Literally! Our friends at AdultMosaic.com have outdone themselves this time. Check out this mosaic of Sarah Palin, composed entirely of porn. If you were expecting to see Sarah smoking a stiffy with those hooker painted DSLs, we are sorry to disappoint. There is no debating...this is pretty damn cool. Click ...