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Tax Day Freebies 2010!

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Tax Day has become a time of year to score free stuff, especially food… check it out!

Free Stuff

Cinnabon: On April 15, from 6 pm to 8 pm at participating stores, get two free cupcake bites.

Maggie Moo’s: On April 15, from 3 pm to 7 pm at participating locations, receive a free sample of Maggie Mia’s Ice Cream Pizza.

Mr. Jim’s Pizza: Become a fan of Mr. Jim’s Pizza on Facebook to get a coupon good for a free pizza on April 15.

Starbucks: On April 15 at participating Starbucks locations, receive a free coffee when you bring your own reusable travel mug.

Taco del Mar: Complete this form online and receive a voucher for a free taco on April 15.

Discounts

Baja Fresh: Become a Facebook fan of Baja Fresh Mexican Grill to gain access to a coupon for a $1.99 Veggie, Baja, Mexicano, or Ultimo Burrito. This coupon is valid from 11 am to 8 pm on April 15 at participating Baja Fresh locations.

BLT Restaurants: On April 15, all BLT Restaurants nation-wide will take 50% off all alcoholic beverages (and select bottles of wine).

Boston Market: From April 15 through April 18 at participating locations, buy one individual plate and get the second for free. (Not valid with meals priced at $5, $5.99, or $2.99.)

Energy Kitchen: On April 15, from 12 pm to 2 pm at participating locations, buy a $2 drink and get a free Bison Cheesesteak Wrap, California Wrap, or Buffalo Chicken Burger.

Go Roma: On April 15 at participating locations, Go Roma will waive taxes on all purchases.

Kimpton Hotels & Restaurants: Throughout the month of April, all Kimpton hotels and participating restaurants throughout the U.S. will waive hotel and restaurant taxes when travelers book the “Sweet Tax Relief” package. (Packages start at $139. A bonus candy bar and late checkout are also included.)

McCormick & Schmick’s: On April 15 at participating locations, McCormick & Schmick’s will offer $10.40 discounted dinner and drink specials at the bar. Plus, customers will receive a $10.40 voucher good for their next visit. On April 16, professional tax preparers (business card required) will receive a free dessert (with purchase of an entreé) and a $10.40 voucher good for their next visit.

One if by Land Two if by Sea: From April 11 through April 15, get 30% off your entire dinner (drinks included) when you mention “Family & Friends discount” at this New York City restaurant.

P.F. Chang’s: On April 15 at participating locations, receive 15% off any food purchase.

Sotto Sopra: On April 15, from 5 pm to 10 pm, Sotto Sopra offers its Baltimore customers $1 pasta night specials. Customers are required to make a donation to the Kennedy Krieger Institute. Dinner reservations are required.

Subway: On April 15 at participating NC locations only, buy one foot-long sandwich at regular price and get a second one for free.

Whole Foods: Select locations will offer tax-free shopping throughout the day on April 15. (Check your local store’s page to see if it’s participating.)

Christina Hendricks – Celebrity Profile

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What is the word coming to? Some New York Times fashion critic said that “big girls should not wear big dresses” referring to Christina Hendricks. Specifically he was referring to the picture to the immediate right, what she wore to the Golden Globes. Whatever. That guy’s boyfriend may disapprove, but we here at Buzz Pirates support any sort of boob-a-licious outfit on this sexy siren. Christina is best known for her role as Joan Holloway on Mad Men and her important role as Saffron in the unappreciated sci-fi classic TV show Firefly. But mostly we thing she’s a total bombshell and we should support those …er… her ample assets in any outfit. We love the

Personal Life -Hendricks wed fellow actor Geoffrey Arend on October 11, 2009

Selected Filmography – TV appearances

* Undressed, Rhiannon
* Angel, Bar-maid
* Beggars and Choosers, Kelly Kramer
* Thieves, Sunday
* ER, Joyce Westlake
* The Court, Betsy Tyler
* Presidio Med, Claire
* Firefly, Saffron
* Miss Match, Sarah
* Tru Calling, Alyssa
* Kevin Hill, Nicolette Raye
* Cold Case, Esther “Legs” Davis 1945
* Jake in Progress, Tanya – dental clerk
* Without a Trace, Rachel Gibson
* Las Vegas, Connie
* Mad Men, Joan Holloway
* Life, Olivia

Snooki Getting Punched On MTV’s Jersey Shore

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Check out Nicole (aka Snooki, aka Snickers) getting punched at a bar on MTV’s Jersey Shore. This was shown in a preview of future episodes… we do not advocate hitting women, and we are pretty sure this guy got arrested… but this video is simply too awesome to ignore. Taken way out of context…maybe? Click and enjoy.

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MTV’s Jersey Shore Quotes – Our New Favorite Show

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MTV’s Jersey Shore is the first reality show in a long to time to truly capture my imagination. Without a doubt its a slam dunk for awesome lines, terrible tans, crazy hair, manscaping, steroids, sloppy sluts and good old fist pumping action in Seasides Heights, New Jersey. Its way, way too early to choose the best quotes, so hopefully this list will get much bigger past the first two episodes. In a side note, a preview for the whole season shows Snickers getting punched by a guy at a bar square in the face. Feel free to add to the quotes with your favorite Jersey Shore Quote.

“I love the Situation.”, “This is the situation” -Mike “the Situation” – two episodes in and the breakout star has to be the Situation, clearly the best nickname.

“People can hate all they want, but what can you say about a guy that looks pretty much like Rambo with his shirt off” – The Situation

“I wanna pound out every girl in Seaside.” – Ronnie

“Anybody know how to peel garlic?” -Mike “the Situation”

“You have your penis pierced. I love it.” -Jenni “JWOWW”

“I feel like this is beneath me. I’m a bartender. I do great things.” -Angelina “Jolie”

“Tits are coming out tonight.” -JWOWW

“Back Home I’m the Princess of Poughkeepie” – Snookie

“Time to get some Ron Ron Juice in my system.” -Ronnie

“Holy shit, I think I’ve got pinkeye.” -Vinnie

“We gotta get Purell in this house” – Vinnie

“It only takes nine pounds of pressure to break a nose.” -Pauly D

“I feel like eating ham and drinking water. Ham. [*raspberry noise*]” -JWOWW

“I will cut your hair while you’re sleeping.” -Angelina

“Don’t bring dirty girls back.” – one of the girls

“I don’t give a fuck if you’re fat, you’re ugly, you’re 45 years old, I’ll dance with you.” – Vinnie

“What Up With That?” A Wacky, Funny SNL Sketch – Go Keenan!

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I can’t stop watching this sketch from the most recent Saturday Night Live. I think this sketch is great because it just goes for overall silly nuttiness. Keenan Thompson leads the way, with guest host Jospeh Gordon-Levitt and cameos from Al Gore and Mindy Kaling (The Office) in check. This is not the first time this sketch has aired. Check the earlier one with Gerald Butler. The most recent one is below:

NFL Week 10 Locks – Happy Holidays Through Sports Gambling

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Despite the worst economic decline since the Great Depression, wives and girlfriends will still expect gifts this holiday season.  If you really want that threesome you’ve been wishing for all year, you better come up with something really good (read expensive).   How does an underemployed, underpaid office drone afford that perfect gift?  Sports gambling.  The NFL season is in full swing and we’ve had eight weeks to distinguish the teams who’ve got it (Saints, Patriots, Colts, Steelers) and the ones who are sinking fast (looking at you Jets and Giants).

So get your bookie on the horn, and go heavy on these locks:dallas-cowboys-cheerleaders-774956

DALLAS -3 at Green Bay

Yeah, so did anyone see the Sunday night game, where Dallas beat the Eagles 20-16?  How about the game Sunday afternoon when Green Bay lost to Tampa Bay 38-28?  Tampa Bay sucks-there’s no question about it.  They have a rookie quarterback making his second start ever and a defense that gave up 170 rushing yards to the Packers.  Marion Barber, Felix Jones and Tashard Choice lead the league in combined yards per rush.  Do the math, lay the points (up to 5) and count your winnings.

DENVER -3.5 at Washington

Denver is coming off a fourteen-point Monday night loss to the Steelers and a huge loss to the Ravens.  Despite these recent setbacks, this is still a solid team with one of the best defensive backfields money can buy and a top five wide receiver in Brandon Marshall.  Denver’s weakness is run defense, but Washington RB Clinton Portis is doubtful for Sunday’s game with a concussion.  I would lay up to a touchdown on this one, Denver needs a big win here, and they’ll get it.

NEW ENGLAND +3 at Indianapolis

I’m not too excited about picking three road teams for my first week, but this game is certainly enticing.  One of the cardinal rules of sports gambling is that favorites in nationally televised games will lay more points because most people will bet the favorite and the over.  Here, we have an undefeated team with a hurting defense that nearly lost to the Texans (they didn’t cover).  The Patriots, on the other hand, have improved steadily since losing to Denver five weeks ago.  If the Patriots offensive line can keep Dwight Freeney off Tom Brady’s supermodel impregnating junk, the Pats should keep it within a field goal.  Take the points here, but don’t go less than a field goal unless Peyton Manning gets swine flu.

For what its worth, last Sunday I was 3-0 (Houston +9, Cincinnati +3, Dallas +3), and I practice what I preach.

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The 10 Commandments of Derek Jeter

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New York – As the final out of the 2009 world series was recorded, and the Yankees began a jubilant celebration of their historic 27th jchampionship, the heavens began to part and bathe all of the Bronx in a divine ethereal glow. As the pure light of creation descended upon all in attendance, time slowed as if the entire universe stopped to appreciate a dream like trance. The captain, Derek Jeter sparkling with an aura as powerful as a million suns but as soothing as a mother’s caress, unveiled the snow white robe under his uniform and levitated towards the podium with his arms outstretched. All in attendance genuflected and awaited the Messianic Word. Although His lips did not part and no words were spoken, all in attendance were bequeathed with the Word. Over the PA system the voice of Bob Sheppard boomed…

“My children…I no longer have the need to speak. Although I still have my earthly body, my voice will be transmitted through the dulcet tones of Bob Sheppard. “

Immediately, 20,000 cases of erectile dysfunction were immediately cured…

“Since I first descended upon this earthly realm, I have given many gifts freely for the betterment of humanity. I ended the cold war, invented love, used my tears to cure AIDS, and my used my sweet breath to reverse global warming.

“But now my time has come for me to move on. My work is needed elsewhere. Places where lonely children cry in the night, cute animals are threatened with extinction and hip young actresses are without dates.”

“But I do not leave you empty handed. For I am leaving you with the divine Word. A set of 10 commandments that will guide you through life for generations to come, especially through the difficult period of rotating Dominicans that will attempt to replace me at shortstop.”

And as an adjured hush fell over the 50,000 sycophants, the 733 million dollar Spongetech scoreboard revealed Lord Jeter’s lasting legacy…

  1. Thou shall have no other divine shortstops except for me.
  2. Thou shall treat all routine plays made as if they were the most incredible feats of athleticism ever in the history of the universe
  3. Thou shall only drive Ford Edge’s
  4. Thou shall refer to all bowel movements, ie…#2’s…as taking a “Jeter”
  5. Thou shall immediately proceed any reference to me, in any circumstance ever, with a cutaway image of my biracial parents
  6. Thou shall not perform DNA testing of semen samples taken from my anus
  7. Thou shall not perform DNA testing of where Alex Rodriguez’s cock has been
  8. Thou shall purchase my cologne on sale for $29.99 at Marshall’s
  9. Thou shall NEVER, under any circumstances, defile the great Yankee uniform by having my name, or any yankee player’s name, stitched on the back of your worthless jersey
  10. Thou shall ignore all the shortstops that were better than me but not so fortunate to play on some of the greatest teams in modern sports history. This list includes but is not limited to…Omar Vizquel, Ozzie Smith, Cal Ripken, Ernie Banks, Luis Aparicio, Pee Wee Reese, Joe Cronin, Honus Wagner, Robin Yount, etc..

And with the final commandment, a wisp of smoke swooped up the yankee great and elevated him above the gawking rabble high into the New York night to his home far beyond the known galaxy to join his other sports brethren Michael Jordan, Bobby Orr, Mohammed Ali, Michael Phelps, Joe Montana, Tiger Woods….etc, etc