Leap Year! Famous People with February 29th Birthdays

Tomorrow only comes once every 4 years. Leap year, February 29th. Ja Rule might be the most famous modern day leaper. Its finally his birthday, and he’s spending it in jail. Here’s a list of people who got screwed out of presents 3/4s of the time by being born on February 29.

  • 1468 – Pope Paul III (d. 1549)
  • 1568 – Juan Bautista Comes, Spanish composer (d. 1643)
  • 1692 – John Byrom, English poet (d. 1763)
  • 1724 – Eva Marie Veigel, ballet dancer and wife of actor David Garrick (d. 1822)
  • 1736 – Ann Lee, American founder of Shakers (d. 1784)
  • 1792 – Gioachino Rossini, Italian composer (d. 1868)
  • 1812 – Sir James Wilson, Premier of Tasmania (d. 1880)
  • 1828 – Emmeline B. Wells, American women’s rights advocate (d. 1921)
  • 1836 – Dickey Pearce, American baseball player and manager (d. 1908)
  • 1840 – John Philip Holland, Irish inventor (d. 1914)
  • 1848 – Arthur Giry, French historian (d. 1899)
  • 1852 – Frank Gavan Duffy, Australian judge (d. 1936)
  • 1852 – George Maximilianovich, 6th Duke of Leuchtenberg, Russian nobleman (d. 1912)
  • 1860 – Herman Hollerith, American statistician (d. 1929)
  • 1892 – Ed Appleton, American baseball player (d. 1932)
  • 1892 – Augusta Savage, African-American sculptor (d. 1962)
  • 1896 – Morarji Desai, Prime Minister of India (d. 1995)
  • 1896 – Roy Parker, baseball player (d. 1954)
  • 1896 – William A. Wellman, American film director (d. 1975)
  • 1904 – Jimmy Dorsey, American bandleader (d. 1957)
  • 1904 – Pepper Martin, baseball player (d. 1965)
  • 1904 – Rukmini Devi Arundale, Indian dancer and founder of Kalakshetra (d. 1986)
  • 1904 – Wolfe+585, Senior (alleged date), German-born American typesetter who has the longest personal name ever used (death year unknown)
  • 1908 – Balthus, French-Polish painter (d. 2001)
  • 1908 – Dee Brown, American writer (d. 2002)
  • 1908 – Alf Gover, English cricketer (d. 2001)
  • 1916 – Dinah Shore, American singer and actress (d. 1994)
  • 1920 – Arthur Franz, American actor (d. 2006)
  • 1920 – James Mitchell, American actor (d. 2010)
  • 1920 – Michèle Morgan, French actress
  • 1920 – Howard Nemerov, American poet (d. 1991)
  • 1920 – Ivan Ivanovich Petrov, Russian operatic bass (d. 2003)
  • 1920 – Rolland W. Redlin, American politician (d. 2011)
  • 1920 – Fyodor Abramov, Russian novelist (d. 1983)
  • 1924 – Al Rosen, American baseball player
  • 1924 – David Beattie, New Zealand Governor-General (d. 2001)
  • 1924 – Carlos Humberto Romero, President of El Salvador
  • 1928 – Joss Ackland, English actor
  • 1928 – Vance Haynes, American archaeologist
  • 1928 – Terry Lewis, Australian police commissioner
  • 1928 – Tempest Storm, American burlesque performer
  • 1932 – Paul Giel, American baseball player (d. 2002)
  • 1932 – Gene Golub, American mathematician (d. 2007)
  • 1932 – Masten Gregory, American F1 Driver (d. 1985)
  • 1932 – Reri Grist, African-American coloratura soprano
  • 1932 – Jaguar, Brazilian cartoonist
  • 1936 – Jack Lousma, American astronaut
  • 1936 – Henri Richard, Canadian ice hockey player
  • 1936 – Alex Rocco, American actor
  • 1940 – Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew I of Constantinople
  • 1940 – William H. Turner, Jr. American horse trainer
  • 1944 – Ene Ergma, Estonian politician
  • 1944 – Dennis Farina, American actor
  • 1944 – Phyllis Frelich, American actress
  • 1944 – Steve Mingori, American baseball player (d. 2008)
  • 1944 – Paolo Eleuteri Serpieri, Italian illustrator
  • 1948 – Jirō Akagawa, Japanese novelist
  • 1948 – Gérard Darmon, French movie actor and singer
  • 1948 – Ken Foree, American actor
  • 1952 – Al Autry, American baseball player
  • 1952 – Sharon Dahlonega Raiford Bush, American television personality
  • 1952 – Tim Powers, American writer
  • 1952 – Raisa Smetanina, Russian cross-country skier
  • 1952 – Bart Stupak, American congressman
  • 1956 – Jonathan Coleman, Anglo-Australian entertainer
  • 1956 – Jerry Fry, American baseball player
  • 1956 – Bob Speller, Canadian politician
  • 1956 – J. Randy Taraborrelli, American celebrity journalist
  • 1956 – Aileen Wuornos, American serial killer (d. 2002)
  • 1960 – Khaled, Algerian raï musician
  • 1960 – Bill Long, American baseball player
  • 1960 – Richard Ramirez, American serial killer
  • 1960 – Tony Robbins, American motivational speaker
  • 1964 – Lyndon Byers, Canadian hockey player and Boston radio personality
  • 1964 – Mervyn Warren, American film & TV composer and musician
  • 1968 – Suanne Braun, South African actress
  • 1968 – Chucky Brown, American basketball player
  • 1968 – Pete Fenson, American curler
  • 1968 – Naoko Iijima, Japanese actress
  • 1968 – Gonzalo Lira, Chilean-American novelist
  • 1968 – Bryce Paup, American football player
  • 1968 – Wendi Peters, British actress
  • 1968 – Eugene Volokh, American law professor
  • 1968 – Frank Woodley, Australian comedian
  • 1972 – Antonio Sabàto, Jr., Italian-born actor
  • 1972 – Dave Williams, American singer (Drowning Pool) (d. 2002)
  • 1972 – Saul Williams, American rapper, poet, and actor
  • 1972 – Mike Pollitt, English footballer
  • 1972 – Pedro Zamora, Cuban-born American Real World housemate and AIDS activist (d. 1994)
  • 1972 – Iván García, Cuban athlete
  • 1976 – Katalin Kovács, Hungarian sprint canoer
  • 1976 – Ja Rule, American rapper and actor
  • 1976 – Terrence Long, American baseball player
  • 1976 – Zoë Baker, New Zealand swimmer
  • 1980 – Simon Gagné, Canadian ice hockey player
  • 1980 – Taylor Twellman, American soccer player
  • 1980 – Clinton Toopi, New Zealand rugby league footballer
  • 1980 – Chris Conley, American musician
  • 1980 – Ruben Plaza, Spanish cyclist
  • 1980 – Michail Mouroutsos, Greek Olympic taekwondo gold medalist
  • 1984 – Darren Ambrose, English footballer
  • 1984 – Cullen Jones, American swimmer
  • 1984 – Nuria Martinez, Spanish basketball player WNBA
  • 1984 – Adam Sinclair, Indian field hockey player
  • 1984 – Dennis Walger, German rugby player
  • 1984 – Cam Ward, Canadian ice hockey player
  • 1984 – Mark Foster, American musician
  • 1988 – Scott Golbourne, English footballer
  • 1988 – Benedikt Höwedes, German footballer
  • 1988 – Bobby Sanguinetti, American ice hockey player
  • 1992 – Perry Kitchen, American soccer player
  • 1992 – Sean Abbott, Australian cricketer

 

AnnaLynne McCord – Celebrity Profile

AnnaLynn McCord is an actress on the rise since she appeared as the sexy and conniving Eden Lord on Nip/Tuck. She expanded on that role as one of the stars of the new 90210 as Naomi Clark. She’s put her fame to good use lending her time, energy and resources to several well known charities.

Selected Filmography -

2012 Officer Down Zhanna Dronov

2008-2012 90210 (TV series)  Naomi Clark

2010 Gun  Gabriella

2010 Amexica Woman

2007-2009 Nip/Tuck (TV series) Eden Lord

2009 Fired Up!  Gwyneth

2008 The Haunting of Molly Hartley  Suzie

2008 Day of the Dead  - Nina

2007 Sirens of the Caribbean  Morning/Simone

2007 American Heiress (TV series) – Loren Wakefield

2005 Transporter 2  Car Jacking Girl

2002 The Middle of Nowhere  Cassandra

 

15 Best Jack Donaghy Quotes – Alec Baldwin on 30 Rock

30 Rock might be the funniest show on television right now… ok top 5? Well, the best part about it is Alec Baldwin as Jack Donaghy, the Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming for General Electric and Liz Lemon’s (played by Tina Fey) friend and boss. 30 Rock’s season premiere is tonight and here are his 15 best quotes from the show so far. Are we missing any?

15. C’mon Lemon, what do we elites do when we screw up? We pretend it never happened and give ourselves a giant bonus.

14. “Donaghy saves GE… marries your mom”

13. Jack Donaghy: You have to fire ten percent of your staff.
Liz Lemon: What?
Jack Donaghy: We have to synergize backward overflow.

12. Lemon: “I’m feeling pretty drunk.”
Jack: “Well, it’s business drunk, it’s like rich drunk. Either way, it’s legal to drive.”

11.  Being in a relationship means overlooking certain flaws. I mean, somewhere right now a guy is on a J-Date with Monica Lewinsky. Nobody’s perfect.

10. Jack: Alfredo’s, 2 PM.
Liz Lemon: I’m not dressed for that.
Jack: You’re dressed for Burger King. Should we make it Burger King?

9. Jack: One minute you’re newlyweds, making love on the floor of the Concorde. Then, before you know it, your lawyers are arguing over who gets to keep the box your dog defecates in.
Liz Lemon: You taught your dog to poop in a box?
Jack: Bianca did. But, damn it, I want that box.

8. Jack Donaghy: Now let me hear you say the seven most important words in the American judicial system.
Frank Rossitano: My client has no memory of that.
Jack Donaghy: I also would have accepted ‘You can’t prove that’s the Governor’s semen’.

7. Jack: I haven’t met your boyfriend.
Liz Lemon: His name’s Floyd.
Jack: That’s unfortunate.

6. Kenneth Parcell: “Oh, uh, no, sir. I don’t vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord’s name!”
Jack: “That’s Republican. We count those.”

5. Jack: I like when a woman has ambition. It’s like seeing a dog wearing clothes.

4. [Jack is in a museum facing a painting, waiting for Liz Lemon to meet him there. Liz appears behind him without announcing her arrival]
Jack: You’ve been avoiding me, Lemon.
Liz Lemon: How do you do that, without turning around?
Jack: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but… here we are.

3. Liz Lemon: Hey Jack, do you treat me any differently because I’m a woman?
Jack Donaghy: Well, I pay you a little less, yes.

2. Jack: “The Italians have a saying, Lemon: ‘Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.’ And, although they’ve never won a war or mass-produced a decent car, in this area they are correct.”

1. Lemon: “Why are you wearing a tux?”
Jack: “It’s after 6. What am I, a farmer?”

The 20 Best Sports Movies of All Time

20. The Rookie – The best dramatic sports movies often come in the form of a true story. A Texas baseball coach played by Dennis Quaid makes the major league after agreeing to try out if his high school team made the playoffs.

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19. Any Given Sunday – Oliver Stone and an all star cast give a great peak into the world of professional football. The sound alone is an amazing achievement with the most realistic in game action ever filmed for a sports movie.

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18. Major League - The Cleveland Indians are stocked with memorable characters in the funny classic.

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17. Caddyshack - Most lists have it at the top and will argue its the greatest sports movie ever as an exclusive golf course has to deal with a brash new member and a destructive dancing gopher.

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16. Bang the Drum Slowly - An emotional and believable performance by Robert De Niro. The story of the friendship between a star pitcher, wise to the world, and a half-wit catcher, as they cope with the catcher’s terminal illness through a baseball season.

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15. Cinderella Man – The story of James Braddock, a supposedly washed up boxer who came back to become a champion and an inspiration in the 1930s.

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14. White Men Can’t Jump – Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson are basketball hustlers join forces to double their chances and crack wise.

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13. He Got Game – A basketball player’s convict father played by Denzel must try to convince him to go to a college so he can get a shorter sentence. A great performance by Ray Allen helps the Spike Lee underrated classic.

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12. Karate Kid – A handyman/martial arts master agrees to teach a bullied boy karate and shows him that there is more to the martial art than fighting in the 80′s classic.

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11. Brian’s Song – Based on the real-life relationship between teammates Brian Piccolo and Gale Sayers and the bond established when Piccolo discovers that he is dying.

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The 10 Best TV Neighbors – Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Ever wish you had a different neighbor? Well, what about a neighbor like one if these neighbors… the ten best in TV history

10. Larry Dallas – (Three’s Company) – Jack Tripper’s womanizing best friend. The best sleazy neighbor in history.

9. Richard “Boner” Stabone (Growing Pains) – Mike Seavor’s (Kirk Cameron) friend, neighbor and owner of the greatest nickname in family friendly sitcom history.

8. Barney Rubble (The Flintstones) – The diminutive blonde-haired caveman husband of Betty Rubble and father of Bamm-Bamm Rubble. He’s Fred Flinstone’s best friend and who doesn’t want to live next their best friend?

7. Urkel (Family Matters) – Steve was the epitome of a geek/nerd, with large, thick eyeglasses, “high-water” or “flood” pants held up by suspenders, multi-colored cardigan sweaters, and a high-pitched voice. He professed unrequited love for neighbor Laura Winslow, perpetually annoyed her father, Carl, and tried to befriend her brother, Eddie. He was annoying, but certainly his heart was always in the right place.

6. Wilson Wilson (Home Improvement) – Who cares if you can’t see his face…ever.  Tim’s neighbor and confidant. As a child, his parents did not allow him to speak to his neighbors, so he really likes talking to Tim and Jill. Wilson serves as an all-wise sage in the show, doling out advice to the Taylor family and seemingly knowing just what to say to solve a problem. He has traveled the globe and learned much from virtually every culture in existence. He has a Ph.D. in Cultural Studies, studying “extinct languages and forgotten cultures”.

5. Winnie Cooper (The Wonder Years) – Kevin Arnold’s main love interest. In an episode entitled “The Accident” and in the final episode, it is stated that every important event in Kevin’s life somehow involves Winnie. She lives on the same block as Kevin. She is the very definition of the “girl next door.”

4. Kramer (Seinfeld) – with his upright hairstyle and vintage wardrobe, the combination of which led to his categorization as a “hipster doofus”; his taste in fruit; his love of occasional smoking, Cuban cigars in particular; his energetic bursts through Jerry’s apartment door; frequent pratfalls and his penchant for nonsensical, percussive outbursts of noise to indicate skepticism, agreement, annoyance, and a variety of other inexplicable responses. Kramer is the best wacky neighbor in television history.

3. Ethel (I Love Lucy) – Ethel was Lucy’s landlady, and Ethel and Lucy were always scheming though Ethel generally provided the voice of reason as a counterpart to Lucy’s more hairbrained ideas. Still, she was the number one person she got in trouble with.

2. Ned Flanders (The Simpsons) – The long suffering neighbor to the Simpson family and Ned generally loathed by Homer Simpson. A devout Christian, he is amongst the friendliest and most compassionate Springfield citizens and is generally considered a pillar of the Springfield community. He may speak in an annoying rhyming pitter patter, but he’s the ultimate in turning the other cheek…especially when it comes to Homer Simpson.

1. Mr. Rogers (Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood) – Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood was characterized by its quiet simplicity and gentleness. Episodes did not have a plot, and consisted of Rogers speaking directly to the viewer about various issues, taking the viewer on tours of factories, demonstrating experiments, crafts, and music, and interacting with his friends. He is the ultimate neighbor and easily the best neighbor in television history.

Tax Day Freebies 2011!

It seems like every year now more and more companies offer free stuff on tax day. The Saturday tax day may have mixed up the offers a bit, but act fast or miss out on 2011 tax day giveaways.

  • Arby’s: On April 15 at participating locations, receive one order of Value Curly Fries for free between the hours of 11 am and 10 pm. To receive this coupon you must first “like” Arby’s Facebook page.
  • Bally Total Fitness: For current members only, sign up by April 21 for a free 30-minute personal training session at your participating Bally’s gym.
  • Chemistry: Through April 18, receive 3 free membership days and a free personality test.
  • Chili’s: On April 18 at participating locations, receive a free appetizer or dessert via this printable coupon.
  • Cinnabon: On April 18, from 6 pm until 8 pm at participating stores, get two free Cinnabon Bites.
  • H&R Block: At participating locations, receive a free tax extension.
  • HydroMassage: Through April 18, receive a free hydromassage at participating locations. Appointments are encouraged.
  • Maggie Moo’s: On April 18, from 3 pm to 6 pm at participating stores, get a free mini ice cream sundae.
  • McCormick & Schmick’s: On April 15 at participating stores, bar guests receive a free $10.40 certificate.
  • Office Depot: Through April 23, receive free downloadable tax forms, make up to 25 copies of your tax return, or shred up to 5 lbs. of paper for free via this coupon.

Discounts

  • Bally Total Fitness: For non-members only, sign up for a 2-Year Premier National Access membership for $418 (a savings of $61).
  • Bruegger’s: Through April 18, get a Big Bagel Bundle for just $10.40 when you “like” Bruegger’s Facebook page.
  • California Tortilla: On April 18, receive a free order of chips and cheese or chips and salsa with any purchase.
  • Hooters: On April 18 at participating locations, buy 10 boneless or traditional wings and get 10 additional wings for free.
  • IHOP: Through April 30 at participating locations, children 12 and under eat free from 4 pm to 10 pm with the purchase of one adult entreé.
  • McCormick & Schmick’s: On April 18 at participating stores, enjoy $10.40 entreés.
  • P.F. Chang’s: On April 18 at participating locations, receive 15% off all dine-in and take-out orders.
  • The Children’s Place: Through April 17, take 20% off in-store or online purchases via coupon code “TAX11″.

Get Him to the Greek Quotes

With Arthur coming out this weekend, this is as good a time as any to revisit the Russell Brand/Jonah Hill comedy Get Him to the Greek. The best quotes from Get Him to the Greek.

Aldous Snow: This is it, Aaron. This is rock n’ roll. Did you enjoy the party?

Aldous Snow: When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.

Sergio Roma: You can’t outrun me! I’m black!

Sergio Roma: Go home. Movie’s over. Get the fuck out of here.

Aldous Snow: [as he is watching TV] Didn’t I have sex with her once?

[Aldous sees Sarah Marshall on TV]

Aldous Snow: Yeah, I did.

Daphne Binks: I can’t wait to sit around for 4 days and watch “Gossip Girl.”

Daphne Binks: I want to have a threesome.

Sergio Roma: If he tells you to stick the drugs in your ass, you stick them in your ass.

Aaron Green: [has just been injected with adrenaline] I’m alive!

Aaron Green: I feel like I’m in “2 Fast 2 Furious.”

Aldous Snow: We’re gonna fuck these two girls.

Aaron Green: I just got out of a relationship.

Aldous Snow: Was your ex a blonde or brunette?

Aaron Green: Brunette.

Aldous Snow: Blonde it is.

Sergio Roma: You tell him that you loved “African Child.”

Matty: Man, that opening party was incredible. Check out the pictures on Myspace. There’s one of me eating cheese off some girl’s titties.

Aaron Green: Please just lie to me and say I didn’t miss another awesome party.

Matty: You missed an awesome party. I woke up with glitter on my dick.

Sergio Roma: Shut up. Don’t speak.

Jonathan Snow: That’s the best part about the Jeffrey. It goes away and then it comes back.

Sergio Roma: Go get your Destiny.

Sergio Roma: [in Aaron's dream] Look. I’m eating my own head.

Aldous Snow: What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there’s a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it’s peppered with hate. Hateful respect.

Aldous Snow: Your brain is full of lollipops, rainbows, and cheese.

Limousine Driver in London: Would you like me to take the Chiswick roundabout through Hounslow and Staines?

Aaron Green: What is this, fucking Middle Earth? Just take us to the airport, okay.

Sergio Roma: You’ve been mind-fucked before?

Aaron Green: I don’t think so.

Sergio Roma: I’m mind-fucking you right now.

Aaron Green: You are?

Sergio Roma: Can’t you feel my dick fucking your mind?

Aaron Green: No, I can’t really feel anything.

Sergio Roma: See? That’s it. That’s the art of it. I’m mind-fucking the shit out of you.

Aaron Green: Well I hope you’re wearing a condom cause I have a dirt mind.

Sergio Roma: [intense] Time to get our mind-fuck on.

Sergio Roma: [in a text] Where the fuck are you? I am gonna kill you. Smiley face.

Sergio Roma: Where are you? Why haven’t you called? I’m calling you right now and I just got hit by a motherfucking car.

Jonathan Snow: I’m responsible for your talent, son. I wrote all your songs off the tip of my cock.

Aldous Snow: Yeah, I just don’t get how talent can be contained in one’s spunk.

Aaron Green: I think I just got raped.

Aldous Snow: [handing him a joint] Only one thing to do.

Aaron Green: [taking a hit] Uh, guys? What is this stuff? My heart’s going really fast.

Aldous Snow: Oh, it’s a bit of this, a bit of that. It’s called a Jeffrey. It’s mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well… ground-up E’s… heroin… Clorox…

Aaron Green: I think I’m having a heart attack.

Aldous Snow: Aaron, look at what you’re wearing. Do you think that now you live in Seattle, you’re grunge or something? You look like a lesbian.

Aaron Green: Play the song, man.

Aaron Green: [Aaron has a balloon full of heroin up his ass] Oh, no.

Aldous Snow: What?

Aaron Green: I have to sneeze… and I’m afraid that if I do… my bowels will evacuate…

Aldous Snow: [Lars Ulrich enters scene] Oh, Enter Sandman.

Aaron Green: [as Sergio is chasing after them in a hotel lobby] This is the longest hallway of all time!

Aldous Snow: It’s Kubrickian!

Aldous Snow: This is not an appropriate time to say “namaste”.

Aldous Snow: When you hear about someone and then you meet them… That’s happening now.

Destiny: Wanna sing hairy-oke?

Sergio Roma: This is what old pussy used to look like in the 70′s.

Daphne Binks: I’m fuckin’ psyched.

Aaron Green: I’m not sucking his dick, that’s like 100%.

Sergio Roma: Stop smiling like that. You look like an 8 year old who just discovered his first boner.

Aaron Green: …Well I don’t have one so…

Sergio Roma: I’ve got six fuckin’ kids! Do you know how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?

Pharrell Williams: How do I look?

Sergio Roma: Man, lose the pink. It’s not gangster.

Pharrell Williams: That’s your problem. Everything is gangster with you.

Sergio Roma: The name of the song is “I’m Gangsta!”

Aaron Green: Are you Paul Krugman?

Paul Krugman: Uh, yes.

Aaron Green: My dad loves your shit.

Aaron Green: Do you know the lyrics to “African Child”?

Smiling African Drummer: I don’t know the lyrics. I just bang the drum and do the African face.

[He shows Aaron his version of playing the African drum]

Aaron Green: Across the mystic desert, is a desert that is mystic.

Aldous Snow: I was watching the news one day and I saw footage about, uh, war, and I think it was in Darfur, or Rwanda, or Zimbabwe, or one of ‘em, and I thought, ‘this isn’t right, is it?’ And I made some phone calls and it turns out, it isn’t.

Aaron Green: Don’t be a bitch dude, Let me get my smoke on.

Pharrell Williams: You’re five zippers away from “Thriller”.

Sergio Roma: Oh, and you’re one shirt away from Carlton, muthafucka.

Aaron Green: [Dildo violently rubbed against his face] When’s the last time you Purelled that thing?

Aaron Green: Nothing you say makes any sense, I understand that now, you’re just a fucking junkie and you’re smart so you make your insanity sound, good but its bullshit.

Aldous Snow: I labored under the myth of monogamy for sever years with Jackie and it was pointless.

Aaron Green: So you only slept with Jackie?

Aldous Snow: No, I slept with other people but I always told her about it. Monogamy.

Aaron Green: [at a club] What’s up man?

Tom Felton: Hey.

Aaron Green: I’m here with Aldous Snow, so we have a table in the back.

Tom Felton: [not interested] Great.

Aaron Green: Feel free to bring Professor Snape. Come by, we’ll play some late night Quidditch.

Tom Felton: Just leave it, you…

[walks away]

Aaron Green: Right. Not everyone cares.

Aldous Snow: How’s the weather down there?

Jackie Q: Wet.

The Hangover 2 Trailer… Same Movie?

Hmmm… I don’t know. We loved The Hangover and it was truly one of the best comedies ever. Also, we’ll be first in line for the sequel. We’re also pretty confident it will be funny. That said, watch The Hangover 2 trailer below, and I gotta be honest… it seems like the exact same movie. Its looks funny, but I’m going to have to place the Hangover 2 on notice. You can’t just replace a tiger with a monkey, and a baby with an old Thai man. I’m sure it will be great… but I’m officially worried.


Hangover 2 Movie Trailer by teasertrailer

President Obama On Japan: “I Got Marquette Going to the Final Four”

Washington D.C. – In a press conference attended by 103 major news media officials, including members of the White House Press Corps, the Associated Press and ESPN, when pressed into questioning about the current crisis in Japan President Obama immediately replied “I got Marquette going to the Final Four. Yeah, I like Marquette really coming on like a Tsunami from the East.” The nation’s highest ranking basketball fan followed up with presenting his Presidential Bracket.

The President continued, “I like that Jimmy Fredette kid at BYU, so got them coming out of the Southeast. Duke is a real power house, I like them coming out of the West. Oh, and Kansas, they are a real natural disaster, am I right? They are like a tidal wave of epic destruction… on the court. Wait, so what was your question?”

President Obama later named Dick Vitale to his cabinet as the official United States Federal Secretary of Yelling.