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Monday, February 22nd, 2010
Albuquerque, NM - With the remote out of reach, and ice dancing on NBC's Vancouver Olympic coverage, Thomas LuDann initial reaction was one of empathy. But malaise turned to interest, as LuDann first saw the American ice dancer Tanith Belbin. With the TV room to himself, Tanith Belbin's compulsory dance ...
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Monday, August 17th, 2009
Washington D.C. - Troubled Hollywood Hunk and noted anti-Semite Mel Gibson extended his hand, and his wallet as he made a donation of for bags of pennies to the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum today. The move raised eyebrows as the donation, although welcome, came off as being actually offensive ...
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Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009
Washington D.C. - In a move that shocked the entire political spectrum, President Obama announced his nomination to the Supreme Court today, an aborted transsexual fetus. The fetus, officially named "medical discharge compound, serial number 2382A-09" described itself as "honored," "in constant pain" and "slightly moist." Where the newly nominated fetus ...
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Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
Heather Graham is super hot Hollywood blond whose still got it. With those big eyes, its like she never ages, and she's been around longer then you'd think. Maybe its her reported dabbling with witchcraft and spells that's given Heather staying power. Heather Graham made a huge splash baring all ...
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Tuesday, May 19th, 2009
Houston, Texas - Tragedy struck the gargantuan, disgusting fat bastard community as Xavier Thicksauce , inventor of the Doughnut Sandwich died today. With a blood pressure of 167 over 112 only a week ago, a sleeping heart rate of 134 beats per minute and at a weight of 312 pounds, ...
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Tuesday, May 5th, 2009
Yankees announcer Bob Sheppard's voiced intoned "coming up next on the YES network, an interview with Mickey Mantle's 3rd liver."
The special interview of The Mick's liver was conducted by Yankees announcer Michael Kay on the YES Network's Centerstage.
For years people believed that Mantle received the liver by normal means on the ...
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Friday, April 24th, 2009
Burbank, CA - Robert Iger, President and CEO of The Walt Disney Company addressed the media on Thursday with the announcement that production will shut down on Pirates of the Caribbean 4: Somali Sunshine. "In the wake of the Somali pirates hostage situation and the standoff with the U.S. navy ...
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Wednesday, April 15th, 2009
Acme, Looney Tunes Land - In what is being described as a heinous attack, Pepe Le Pew has been brought up on rape charges involving a cat with white paint on it. The cat, who accidentally got white paint on herself while crawling under a freshly painted fence was unavailable for ...
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Thursday, March 26th, 2009
Middlefield, Ohio- During a corporate appearance on site at one of Flambeau, Inc.'s plastics manufacturing plants today, Hall of Famer Cal Ripken, Jr. quickly ran out of baseball metaphors during a motivational lecture.
Ripken began, "When I played for the Baltimore Orioles, I was known for strapping on the cleats for ...
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Wednesday, March 4th, 2009
Prudential Center, Newark, New Jersey: A chilling scene left the crowd of 14,317 disgusted Monday as the New Jersey Devil's new pregame ritual went too far. With attendance sagging in NHL venues all over the country, the league has encouraged teams to amp up their pregame theatrics. Still, even with ...
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