Archive for the ‘Fake News’ Category
Tuesday, November 4th, 2008
Now alright mama before we get this whole humdinger a shakin, the King is gonna need a few things. Hey, Colonel, could you have them mix me up a peanut butter and banana sandwich with Demerol...and... baby toes. C'mon now, I'm the King! Love me tender, love me sweet...never let ...
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Thursday, October 9th, 2008
Tehran, Iran: In a shocking announcement Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad blasted Jews worldwide Thursday by denying the existence of Barbra Streisand. Ahmadinejadt addressed the single member of the Iranian press, Chancellor of Media, Grazza Mazzoud with a metered and aggressive rhetoric sidestepping clear historic documentation and logic in the process. ...
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Thursday, September 25th, 2008
Knoxville, Tennessee: An already excruciating Power Point presentation by regional sales manager Harvey Blythe was brought to new lows Tuesday, when he declared the most recent sales drive to be “Hammer Time.” The rallying cry “Hammer Time” was inspired by Oakland rapper Stanley “M.C. Hammer” Burrell and his early 1990’s ...
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Thursday, September 11th, 2008
This just in from the buzzpirates fake news desk...
Tragedy struck DigitialSystemFan23 team owner Tom Brady today as his best fantasy league Software Engineer Charles Wei went down with season ending Carpal Tunnel Syndrome on Tuesday morning. This ended the season of one of the leagues biggest stars and most reliable ...
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Wednesday, August 13th, 2008
This Just in From the Buzz Pirates Fake News Desk:
Beijing, China- Despite his unbelievable streak of 11 gold medals in swimming, Olympic hero Michael Phelps drowned today in an attempt for medal number 12. Although he was fitted with floaties on both arms, a life jacket and an inflatable ducky around his ...
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