Snooki Getting Punched On MTV’s Jersey Shore

Check out Nicole (aka Snooki, aka Snickers) getting punched at a bar on MTV’s Jersey Shore. This was shown in a preview of future episodes… we do not advocate hitting women, and we are pretty sure this guy got arrested… but this video is simply too awesome to ignore. Taken way out of context…maybe? Click and enjoy.


MTV’s Jersey Shore Quotes – Our New Favorite Show

MTV’s Jersey Shore is the first reality show in a long to time to truly capture my imagination. Without a doubt its a slam dunk for awesome lines, terrible tans, crazy hair, manscaping, steroids, sloppy sluts and good old fist pumping action in Seasides Heights, New Jersey. Its way, way too early to choose the best quotes, so hopefully this list will get much bigger past the first two episodes. In a side note, a preview for the whole season shows Snickers getting punched by a guy at a bar square in the face. Feel free to add to the quotes with your favorite Jersey Shore Quote.

“I love the Situation.”, “This is the situation” -Mike “the Situation” – two episodes in and the breakout star has to be the Situation, clearly the best nickname.

“People can hate all they want, but what can you say about a guy that looks pretty much like Rambo with his shirt off” – The Situation

“I wanna pound out every girl in Seaside.” – Ronnie

“Anybody know how to peel garlic?” -Mike “the Situation”

“You have your penis pierced. I love it.” -Jenni “JWOWW”

“I feel like this is beneath me. I’m a bartender. I do great things.” -Angelina “Jolie”

“Tits are coming out tonight.” -JWOWW

“Back Home I’m the Princess of Poughkeepie” – Snookie

“Time to get some Ron Ron Juice in my system.” -Ronnie

“Holy shit, I think I’ve got pinkeye.” -Vinnie

“We gotta get Purell in this house” – Vinnie

“It only takes nine pounds of pressure to break a nose.” -Pauly D

“I feel like eating ham and drinking water. Ham. [*raspberry noise*]” -JWOWW

“I will cut your hair while you’re sleeping.” -Angelina

“Don’t bring dirty girls back.” – one of the girls

“I don’t give a fuck if you’re fat, you’re ugly, you’re 45 years old, I’ll dance with you.” – Vinnie

“What Up With That?” A Wacky, Funny SNL Sketch – Go Keenan!

I can’t stop watching this sketch from the most recent Saturday Night Live. I think this sketch is great because it just goes for overall silly nuttiness. Keenan Thompson leads the way, with guest host Jospeh Gordon-Levitt and cameos from Al Gore and Mindy Kaling (The Office) in check. This is not the first time this sketch has aired. Check the earlier one with Gerald Butler. The most recent one is below:

Funnel of Darkness – New Web Series on

FUNNEL OF DARKNESS is a new web series from about a team of strorm chasers and filmmakers who set out to capture the perfect twister shot. It premiered on Monday, July 27 at Midnight ET/PT and is running there in its entirety for five days exclusively…check it out!

Navigating the precarious boundaries where sanity ends and weather begins; FUNNEL OF DARKNESS follows one adventure filmmaker and his team, chasing the American Dream…down Tornado Alley.

The FUNNEL OF DARKNESS cast come from a wide-range of backgrounds. Their experience and expertise stems from not only the TV production world, but the off-beat culture of actual storm chasing as well. Creator and star, Keith Cecere (Keith Severe) has spent the past three-years as Technical Director for Discovery Channel’s “Storm Chasers.” Keith has been trapped in numerous tornadoes and in one instance, nearly lost his life.

The Top Five Cereal Commercials of All Time

5. 3CPO Cereal – Star Wars – A Crunchy New Force at Breakfast

4. Fruity Pebbles – There were a bunch of Pebbles commercials where Barney dresses up and tricks Fred in some way to score the Pebbles. I think this one is the best of the bunch.

3. Crispy Critters Cereal – What makes you want to eat more then rubbery creepy looking, anamorphic versions of the cereal singing and talking like Jimmy Durante? Hungry? All the kids love Jimmy Durante. The commercial is more memorable then the cereal.

2. Life – Mikey Likes It! – The classic cute kid various versions of the commercial. It’s easily the most well known cereal commercial ever.

Its the standard… but this is Buzz Pirates not some VH1 countdown show… there’s no question, the number 1 classic cereal commercial

1. Mr. T Cereal –

Teaming up with Mr. T cereal,
It’s the team that knows how cool breakfast can be,
It’s got a crispy corn taste and touch of brown sugar.
It’s Cool!
Teaming up with Mr. T cereal,
Golden sweet, crispy T’s,
One bite…annnnd you’re gonna be,
eating with the team that’s
Teaming up with Mr. T!
It’s cool!

C’mon, even Pee Wee Herman can’t even believe Mr. T cereal!

Artie Lange on Joe Buck Live

If you haven’t heard it by now, The Howard Stern Show’s Artie Lange had a legendary appearance on Joe Buck Live. Buck’s new show is on HBO and Artie took full advantage. He comes off a little too strong at times, to say the least, but the entire segment is one of the funniest things you’ve ever seen on a talk show. SNL’s Jason Sudeikis and Paul Rudd were also on the show, but those two just tried to stay out of the way. Michael Irvin was in the audience and jumps in at. It was uncomfortable, cringe worthy and absolutely hilarious. Enjoy (the sound doesn’t exactly match the picture). Artie Lange will never have a stand up special on HBO after this appearance.

Food Party Premiere Last Night on IFC

Certain genre based shows are tough to present in an original way… but we think that Food Party on IFC does just that. Its 1 part entertaining, 1 part informative and 1 part theater of the absurd. Its just the delicious recipe for our “refined” Buzz Pirate palette.

Brooklyn-based artist Thu Tran’s show is far from your average cooking show. Food Party combines the culinary arts with puppetry (living cuisine puppets, specifically) and cardboard sets that look more like art installations.

Here’s what the New York Times had to say:

“In her surreal excursions on “Food Party” (whose earliest episodes appear online at, Ms. Tran can be seen enjoying a romantic dinner with a mustachioed French baguette that smokes cigarettes and wears sunglasses; cooking with kitchenware delivered to her by toy helicopters; and breaking into song as she picks doughnuts from a doughnut tree.” (A Foodie With a Taste for the Surreal)

To see just how surreal this gets, check out the video on

And check out the Green Screen Cookies segment below:

The Top 10 Entourage Episodes… Drama, Turtle, Ari and More!

The season premiere of HBO’s Entourage is rapidly approaching. Vince, Turtle, Eric, Drama and Ari are the real boys of summer and will soon return for their Sixth Season. What better time to count down the 10 Best Episodes of Entourage so far. What do you think?

10. Season 1 Episode 1: Entourage
The very first episode got us hooked, and had some great lines. In the series opener, Vince is living it up as “Head On” is about to premiere, and his boys are along for the ride. We are introduced to Vince’s agent, Ari Gold, and the love/hate relationship between Ari and E begins.

Episode Quotes:
Eric: Could you get laid without Vince? That’s the question.
Turtle: Do I give a fuck? That’s the answer!
Ari Gold: I gotta know what you think, so I can get you to think what I think.

Jane: Look, it’s not like I don’t think you’re cute, but I’m just still hoping I’m going to be the one that fucks Vince.
Turtle: Sweetheart, look around. Vince is gone. So’s your sister and your best friend. Come on, just make out with me, I’ll show you where Vince eats breakfast.
9. Season 2 Episode 9: I Love You Too
The boys head to San Diego for Comic-Con to promote Aquaman. There, Vince chickens out on dinner with his co-star (and first love) Mandy Moore. Meanwhile, Johnny Drama is reliving his Viking Quest fame. With the help of comic icons “Pussy Patrol”, the boys are able to gat Aquaman rave reviews from a previously angry journalist.

Episode Quotes:
Jesse Jane: Promoting my new comic book, “Pussy Patrol.”
Johnny “Drama” Chase: Nice.
Jesse Jane: It’s just me and the girls. We lick ass by day and kick ass by night.

Turtle: Aquaman’s in trouble, all right. The fate of Atlantis and all of mankind lies in your hands. It’s time to unleash the power of the pussy.

8. Season 3 Episode 10: I Wanna Be Sedated
E stumbles upon Vince’s next big project when Ari dumps an old school movie producer on him (Bob Ryan, played by Martin Landau). Ryan lures E to his house, where E is forced to listen to him ramble for hours about his Hollywood career. It’s also a big day for Turtle, who is waiting for Saigon to sign with him. But Saigon is a no show and in an effort to find their star, Drama is dangled off a balcony and Turtle lets Saigon off the hook for $40K.

Episode Quotes:
Eric Murphy: Remember me?
Ari Gold: One never forgets their first love, E.

Bob Ryan: Is that something you might be interested in?
7. Season 3 Episode 11: What About Bob?
Ari and Bob have a hard time agreeing on how to pitch the Ramones script to the studios. To get rid of Bob, Ari sends him to the wrong studio. This results in both Ari and Bob selling the script…to both Universal and Warner Brothers. Drama is in a panic, as his pilot begins shooting. His “you are not a pussy” meditations are failing him, and he heads back to his trailer to try something else to calm himself down. The passion that ensued between him and his right hand are heard throughout the studio, as Johnny Drama is still mike’d.

Episode Quotes:
Ari Gold: What if I were to tell you that I had a 22 inch cock, is that something you might be interested in?


6. Season 2 Episode 13: Exodus
Classic episode. Drama and Turtle stalk Mandy Moore to prove to Vince that she’s cheating. Ari is deemed a traitor by Terence and is fired from the agency, and Lloyd proves his loyalty to Ari amidst Ari’s tirade of stereotypes and racial slurs directed at any minority in his path.

Episode Quotes:
Ari Gold: Lloyd, pack up all my files. Pile everything you see into a box. Everything! You see a used condom, an executioner’s mask, and a goddamn spiked paddle… don’t think, just pack that bitch. Chop suey!

Ari Gold: Ernesto. How many fucking pesos did I give you for Christmas? Huh, Ernesto? Every Christmas for the past decade. Half of Mexico is eating on my tips that I have given you. Now, bring my motherfucking car now, por favor.
Ernesto: Sorry, Mr. Gold, I can’t do it. Oh, and Mr. Gold. I’m from Guatemala, and our currency is the quetzal.

Lloyd: I’ve worked 18 hours a day to save up the money to put myself through Stanford Business School. While I was there, I cleaned the cafeteria during the hours I wasn’t studying and still graduated top of my class, only to take a job delivering mail to unappreciative overpaid little cocksuckers. Then to finally get the big promotion that would allow me to answer your phones and be both racially and sexually harassed for the next nine months. But I know the endgame… and you Ari Gold, you are it. So stop your fucking whining, and go into your gorgeous three million dollar house, with your beautiful goddess wife and figure out how you’re going to make both of our lives happen… tomorrow!
Ari Gold: That was a good speech, Lloyd. Yeah if I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.

5. Season 4 Episode 9: The Young and the Stoned
E gets into a car accident with Ana Farris. He’s convinced that they shared “a moment” and so he doesn’t give up when he realizes that she gave him her wrong phone number. Turns out she’s interested…in hiring E as her manager. Turtle is devestated to learn that his favorite marijuana is now extinct. Mrs. Ari is asked to reprise her role on the Young and the Restless, and Ari does not give her the validation she was hoping for.

Episode Quotes:
Ari Gold: [after Mrs. Ari asks him how she would do on her reprised role on Young and the Restless] You left the show when you were 25, and they shoot in Hi-Def now.


4. Season 1, Episode 6: Busey and the Beach

The boys attend Gary Busey’s art opening where they bump into aspiring agent Josh Weinstein. They leave the opening with an invitation to a hot beach party. Turtle confronts Gary Busey with weird results. When Eric lets Ari know about their disapproval, Ari leaves his kid’s birthday party to have an honest conversation with the pair.

Episode Quotes:

Gary Busey: You are a gut maggot without guts.
Ari Gold: Geez, you’re gonna spin off this planet. That’s great! Keep it up!

Ari Gold: Does your boss know your using his house for a party? Cause I just put a call into him. Yeah, we went to school together. I helped cheat on his economics final or he wouldn’t have graduated so he owes me big-time.
Ari Gold: You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don’t steal other people’s mother fucking clients, but in your case I’m going to make an exception. I’m going to take everyone; your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers, when I’m done with you, you’re gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuckface.
Ari Gold: [tastes Josh’s drink and pours it out] That’s awful.


3. Season 2 Episode 10: The Bat Mitzvah
Vince admits to Mandy Moore that he is still in love with her (while still mike’d of course). Ari is stressing about his daughter’s Bat Mitzvah, and all the boys are on the guest list. There, E meets Sloan, Drama and Turtle find the kids buffet, and Ari theinks that Terence is trying to “steal” Vince.

Episode Quotes:
Ari Gold: Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.

Johnny Drama: One day you’re lighting up in front of a dozen adults at a Bat Mitzvah, the next your cruisin’ down Santa Monica Boulevard offering handjobs for a crack rock.

2. Season 3 Episode 6: Three’s Company
Vince and Ari are try to make it work with the filming for both Medellin and Aquaman, but it does not work out. Meanwhile, E has been given the opportunity of a lifetime, when Sloane suggests a threesome with her friend Tori. E agrees to follow Sloane’s ground rules but freaks out when he wakes up spooning Tori.

Episode Quotes:
Johnny “Drama” Chase: Sloan and Tori want E to be the meat in their girl-girl sandwich.

Turtle: I know you’re not a big porn guy, but the innovations since the DVD are pretty amazing. Remember back in the day, you’d be tugging it and they’d cut to a close-up of the guy’s face and you’d want to kill yourself. Never again… multi-angles.

Turtle: [after E announces that Sloan wants to have a threesome with him and Tori] I am so whacking off to your girlfriend tonight.

Ari Gold: It’s too late for sorries. Vince is out. Jake Gyllenhaal is in. Brokeback Motherfucking Aquaman. Take that, bitch.
1. Season 3 Episode 9: Vegas Baby, Vegas!
This episode has everything! Ari and the boys head to Vegas to blow off some steam. Turtle gets Vince a gig judging a stripper beauty contest, Ari hits the tables, E has a run in with Seth Green, who taunts him about Sloan resulting in a throw down, and Drama has a misunderstanding of sorts with his favorite male masseuse. It all ends with a rumble with Seth Green’s entourage. Classic!

Episode Quotes:
Vincent Chase: So, what you’re saying is that we should go.
Eric Murphy: Have I ever said “No” to Vegas?
Turtle: Be like saying “No” to a blowjob.

Season 6 of Entourage starts July 12, 2009.

Submitted by Lauren