UFC Photo Fight Mayhem 2! Anderson Silva vs. Chuck Liddell

Hot off Anderson Silva’s victory over Forrest Griffin last week, The Spider is ready to take on The Iceman, Chuck Liddell. Does Silva have enough gas in the tank to take on such heavy hitting competitor? Does Liddell have what it takes to stop the Silva onslaught? After this will we ever kiss a girl again? We’ll find out as the plastic starts flying in:

UFC Photo Fight Mayhem 2: Silva vs. Liddell… you ready? Let’s Get It On!

UFC Photo Fight Mayhem! Anderson Silva vs. Forrest Griffin

Welcome Buzz Pirates newest contributor and resident mixed martial arts expert Gregg. Armed with killer instincts, actual jiu jitsu skills, and encyclopedic knowledge of UFC, some spare time  and of course a nice set of dolls check out this photo fight. UFC Photo Fight Mayhem… Silva vs. Griffin… you ready? Let’s Get It On!

Captain Lou Albano July 29, 1933 – October 14, 2009

Captain Lou Albano, the rubber band wearing, bearded, shouting, WWE Rock and Wrestling Connection era manager and who played Super Mario on TV and famously starred in Cyndi Lauper’s music videos of the 80′s passed away today at age 76. He was a pop culture icon, who after 30+ years in the wrestling business was able to take his late wrestling career popularity and capitalize on it in TV and movies. He even had his on 900 number… in tribute, see below.

The Top(Bottom) 10 Worst Sports Cliches

The following sports cliches need to be retired. These are the sports cliches that are going out like Michael Jordan, Brett Farve, Willy Mays and countless other big time athletes that stayed past their prime. They are used by old time baseball announcers, smug ESPN hosts and stupid athletes alike.

10. Describing someone as a “team player.” By definition everyone on the team is a team player.

9. Defense wins championships (honorable mention – the best defense is a good offense). Sooooo, being proficient in 50% of a sport is important? Duh!

8. Any time a basic sports term is used in another sport by the announcers. Saying something was a home run play in football…or a slam dunk…its usually baseball terms being used in other sports. Step up to the plate; they wanna play hardball;

7. It was a gutsy performance, he was brave, she was courageous. A solider is courageous. A fireman is brave. A doctor is gutsy… not a guy running fast carrying something.

6. Shock the world. Really.

5. At the end of the day. Its usually used to poorly segue from one thought to another. I don’t like it.

4. He came to play. Is there any other reason?

3. Giving 110%. Other then being impossible, its a terrible cliche.

2. We are just taking it one day at a time (one inning at a time, one shift at a time, one play at a time). Another

1. Anything relating to God being the reason someone either performed well or a team won. C’mon, so God play favorites not only with sports teams, but with individual performances on sports teams. These people are all idiots…besides, we all know God is a Devils fan!

The Honky Tonk Man’s Pink Cadillac – WWE Legend

They just don’t make ‘em like they used to in professional wrestling. The Honky Tonk Man was one of the more colorful heels from the late 80′s Golden Era of the WWF (now WWE). First off, check out in this interview the amount of jiving and moving around he does when he’s not even talking. Next, I loooooove the corny set up joke at the end of his promo from this event in London. Along with his manager “The Mouth of the South” Jimmy Hart, The Honky Tonk Man was famous for his Elvis ways, hitting opponents with his guitar, and of course his greased back hair (which he claimed was natural because they didn’t dry it off when he was born). This legend (AKA Roy Wayne Farris) was one of the longest tenured Intercontinental Champions in WWE history.

You can also check out his original music video.

Douche of the Day – Richard Jefferson

NBA Player Richard Jefferson changed his mind about 11 hours before his wedding to his gorgeous fiancé, dancer Kesha Ni’Cole Nichols. Not only did he say peace out to his fiancé, he also failed to let friends and family know; and as they arrived for the ceremony, they were informed that nuptials were canceled.

It’s one thing to cancel on your bride before the wedding. Still, letting all of your guests show up to what will turn out to be the most embarrassing day of Kesha’s life is terrible. Kesha’s call us, we’ll be your shoulder.

Smile Richard Jefferson – you are our douche of the day…unless she was, like, a pain in the ass or something – then you are off the hook.

Funny Vomiting Girl on a Plane

Ok. I promise that we will not turn into some site that just posts disgusting videos. I promise. But, we cannot help ourselves with what has got to be one of the most equally funny and disgusting things I’ve ever seen. Check out this girl puking into a barf bag on a small plane. Turbulence has never been so gross. I hope you appreciate how perfectly horrible this is… its a perfect 10.