Archive for the ‘Internet & Technology’ Category

A Fly Landed On My Droid and the Screen Cracked

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

I just spent the last week telling the world how much I loved my new Motorola Droid phone. What the hell was I thinking. I should have known better than to trust a device from Motorola. Those chumps haven't made anything good since the beeper. All it took was a ...

Popeye’s Runs Out of Chicken

Sunday, October 18th, 2009

When the Popeyes runs out of chicken in Rochester, NY... the citizens are far from happy. This news report is hysterical (and slightly racist). Check out the woman driving a $35,000 car yelling at the drive thru box with the automated message about being unable to feed her family due ...

Sears Provides the Perfect Grill for Cooking Humans

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

So, it looks like someone in Sear's tech department was either bored or recently fired, as they have shown Sears to be the purveyor of the perfect grill for someone who eats people. Human Cooking > Grills to Cook Babies and More > Body Part Roaster. Awesome! Who knew Kenmore ...

JO On Rails – Most Creatively Disgusting Craigslist Sex Post Ever

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009



What’s Up With These Crazy Furniture Commercials?

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Cheesy cable access commercials aren't as prevalent as they once were in the 80's and 90's, but furniture stores seem to continue to carry the torch. Seems like every state has some sort of furniture commercial that has a guy screaming or singing directly at the camera. Most love to ...

HKIA Woman Going Insane After Missing Her Flight Video

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Check out this woman going insane after missing her flight at Hong Kong International Airport. She's an the newest viral hit and our most recent Internet All-Star. The middle-aged Chinese woman ran at a security guard at the departure gate, and then started yelling "AHHH-EEEE-AHHH," like a cat being murdered. ...

Watch Out Apple Store, Microsoft Retail Store Set to Open

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

In an effort to prove they are cool too, Microsoft is set to unleash virus infested, poor performing stores across America.  The new Microsoft Retail Stores will be guided by David Porter, 25-year veteran Wal-Mart executive and most recently a high up at DreamWorks. The move is one similar to the ...

Beyonce Single Ladies Dancer: Buzz Pirates Internet Allstars

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Beyonce's Single Ladies video has greated quite a stir since it premiered. Its distinctive style has made the song even more popular with plenty of YouTube parodies to back it up. Saturday Night Live took notice with a highly regarded skit including Justin Timberlake and Beyonce herself. So, what is the ...

It’s a Trap!

Monday, October 27th, 2008

It's a Trap! Every Star Wars fan knows a little something about Admiral Ackbar. Admiral Ackbar led the Rebel ships into the Battle of Endor in Return of the Jedi. A member of the Mon Calamari species, Ackbar and his people manned the distinctive warships supplied to the Rebellion by that ...

Google Chrome’s Path to World Domination

Monday, September 8th, 2008

Google Chrome, the new web browser released last week from the monster search engine company is being touted as the "Windows Killer". So far, it is available for Windows machines only, being Google's giant "F-U" to Microsoft. Since so many people are convinced Google Chrome is going to change the world, ...