Archive for the ‘Celebrities’ Category

Golden Girls 2048: Hotties Who Will Star In the Remake

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Goldenest Girl Estelle Getty passed away earlier this week. In honor of her memory, and the rest of the Golden Gals, we thought it would be fun to hop into the Buzz Pirates Time Machine and check out which actresses of today will star in the Golden Girls remake 40 ...

Deconstructing Scientology

Monday, July 21st, 2008

Katie Holmes created some recent buzz as Perez Hilton discovered that her discolored hands were likely the result of the Scientology Purification Rundown, a ritual that uses vitamin “bombs” and long periods of time in a sauna to cleanse the body of toxins. With more than 142 times the toxic ...

Can I be Batman? Is the Dark Knight The Most Realistic Superhero?

Friday, July 18th, 2008

I believe that it was either Shakespeare or R. Kelly who said: “There goes my hero, watch him as he goes there goes my hero, he's ordinary” (actually it was the Foo Fighters) This quote works for Batman, because he's an ordinary hero who makes himself extraordinary. The latest Chris Nolan created Batman series ...

2008 Emmy Awards: Our Predictions

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

The nominations for the 2007-2008 Primetime Emmy Awards were announced this morning at 5:35am PT by none other than Doogie Houser himself, Neil Patrick Harris. Rumors were flying that, since he was unveiling the nominations, Doogie Neil was not going to be nominated himself for his amazing role as Barney ...

Stupidest Celebrity Baby Names - The Top (Bottom) 12

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Famously Famous Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's various nannies and servants were just given more children to raise and care for in the way of twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline – (Maybe Knox its better then Shilouh). Of course, the proud parents want their children to have a "normal" ...

Carrie Underwood in a Bikini

Friday, July 11th, 2008

Smmmmmmokin! Next time you are at the beach, take a closer look at the chicks sunbathing around you. You never know...one of them just might be Carrie Underwood. TMZ has some smokin' hot pictures of the country music star sunbathing in a skimpy bikini at a very crowded beach. (and ...

A Rod’s Wife Scores With Lenny Kravitz

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Talk about a love triangle - or is it a diamond? NY Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez has split with his wife Cynthia Rodríguez after months of martial issues. But it doesn't stop there. Add in a few celebrities, like Madonna and Lenny Kravitz and this really gets interesting. First ARod ...

Lisa Lampanelli to Stink Up HBO

Saturday, June 28th, 2008

She may look like a sweet home maker, but beneath the surface Lisa Lampanelli is all bitch...a hilarious bitch! Picture June Cleaver and Andrew "Dice" Clay having a demon offspring and you have up and coming comic Lisa Lampanelli. Famous for completely ignoring political correctness and flat out mocking blacks, ...

Verne Troyer Mini ME(at) Sex Tape

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Oh holy grossness Batman! Looks like Verne Troyer, the 3-foot whatever actor who plays Mini Me has a sex tape. TMZ.com broke the eye scalding news yesterday. Of course, there was no way we could let this news pass the desk of Buzz Pirates without our professional opinion. Ok, we get ...

Top 10 George Carlin Quotes

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Legendary comedian George Carlin passed away yesterday from heart failure at the age of 71. George was among the most influential comedians ever, with a Grammy Award winning career that spanned nearly 4 decades. George was best known for his catchy one line phrases that were so obvious and true ...