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AnnaLynne McCord – Celebrity Profile

Corey — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:07:30 +0000

AnnaLynn McCord is an actress on the rise since she appeared as the sexy and conniving Eden Lord on Nip/Tuck. She expanded on that role as one of the stars of the new 90210 as Naomi Clark. She’s put her fame to good use lending her time, energy and resources to several well known charities.

Selected Filmography -

2012 Officer Down Zhanna Dronov

2008-2012 90210 (TV series) Naomi Clark

2010 Gun Gabriella

2010 Amexica Woman

2007-2009 Nip/Tuck (TV series) Eden Lord

2009 Fired Up! Gwyneth

2008 The Haunting of Molly Hartley Suzie

2008 Day of the Dead - Nina

2007 Sirens of the Caribbean Morning/Simone

2007 American Heiress (TV series) – Loren Wakefield

2005 Transporter 2 Car Jacking Girl

2002 The Middle of Nowhere Cassandra

RIP Macho Man Randy Savage – Best Promos

Corey — Fri, 20 May 2011 18:27:22 +0000

Professional wrestling lost one of the greats today, as Randy “Macho Man” Savage has passed away at the age of 58. He was tragically killed when he had a heart attack, causing him to crash his Jeep Wrangler into a tree. He had been out of the spotlight for the last few years, but his electrifying presence will never be forgot. Here are some classic promos of the superstar in action on the mic:

With Hulk Hogan as the Mega Powers:

Proving recently that he still had it:

Early on with brother Leaping Lanny Poffo (skip to 3:35 for the best part):

Slim Jim Commercial (Art thou bored?!):

Top 25 Charlie Sheen Quotes – Winning.

Corey — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 16:52:09 +0000

Charlie Sheen is epic. Charlie Sheen has porn star goddesses living with him. Unless you are living under a rock, you’ve seen the warlock that is Charlie Sheen on fire recently, appearing everywhere, spewing venom and craziness in the wake of his show number 1 rated show, Two and a Half Men, being taken off the air. I’ve never seen Two and a Half Men, but it is now my favorite show. It appears that Charlie Sheen finally has the power to beat up Chuck Norris and Mr. T at the same time. The guy has become a human quote machine, so enjoy his 25 best quotes… so far. We are sure there are more to come so feel free to add any we missed.

25. “I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”

24. “Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”

23. “I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”

22. “You can’t process me with a normal brain.”

21. “If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ “It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”

20. “I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.”

19. “Can’t is the cancer of happening.”

18. “Wow. What does that mean? I’m bi-WINNING.”

17. “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”

16. “C’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm.”

15. “Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”

14. “It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”

13. “You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”

12. “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps.”

11. “I’m an F-18, bro.”

10. “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”

9. “I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’.”

8. “The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.”

7. “The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”

6. “I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”

5. “[CBS] picked a fight with a warlock.”

4. “If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.”

3. “I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

2. “I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”

and of course the easy pick for number 1…

1. “Winning.”

Douche of the Year: Mel Gibson (Winona Ryder Puts Nail in the Coffin)

Corey — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 01:03:34 +0000

Lets go through the list:

Mel Gibson, who made anti-Semitic remarks to an officer after a DUI arrest in 2006, is currently under investigation by the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department on possible domestic violence charges involving ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. This past summer tapes of derogatory and profanity-laced tirades, allegedly by Gibson against Grigorieva, were leaked online. Gotta admit that Gibson probably got played by the ex. Still, that doesn’t stop him from being a racist, anti-Semitic, homophobic, sexist douchebag. For these reasons, the guy who made the movie about Jesus is Buzz Pirates Douche of the Year.

Winona Ryder talks about a run in with Mel Gibson in the January issue of GQ.

“Fifteen years ago, I was at one of those big Hollywood parties. And he was really drunk, I was with my friend, who’s gay. He made a really horrible gay joke.”

After it came up that Ryder is Jewish, Gibson “said something about ‘oven dodgers,’ but I didn’t get it,” Ryder says.

“It was just this weird, weird moment,” she continues. “I was like, ‘He’s anti-Semitic and he’s homophobic.’ No one believed me!”

Oven dodgers! For this reason and plenty more, Mel Gibson, you are Buzz Pirates Douche of the Year. Total Doucher, Fuck You Mel Gibson!

Sofia Vergara – Celebrity Profile

Corey — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 04:25:17 +0000

The buxom Columbian beauty has become a household name because of her role on Modern Family as trophy wife Gloria Delgado Pritchett. Still, Sofia Vergara has taken what could have been a pure eye candy role and shown real talent as a comedy actress… enough where she was nominated for an Emmy. The 38 year old is a natural blond who dies her hair dark for most of her roles.

Biography - Vergara was born in Barranquilla, Atlántico, Colombia. Her mother, Margarita Vergara Dávila de Vergara, is a homemaker, and her father, Julio Enrique Vergara Robayo, produced cattle for the meat industry.

Random Fact – Her nickname given to her by her family is “Toti”

Partial Filmography

2002 Big Trouble Nina
2003 Chasing Papi Cici
2004 The 24th Day Isabella
2004 Soul Plane Blanca
2005 Lords of Dogtown Amelia
2005 Four Brothers Sofi
2006 Grilled Loridonna
2006 National Lampoon’s Pledge This Herself
2008 Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns Cheryl
2009 Madea Goes to Jail T.T. Nominated — ALMA Award for Best Actress in Film
2011 The Smurfs Odile

Kobe Stars in Controversial but Awesome Call of Duty: Black Ops Commercial

Corey — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 15:42:05 +0000

Kobe Bryant took some heat in the media for his role in this Call of Duty: Black Ops commercial. Jimmy Kimmel and the Rolling Stones’ Give Me Shelter also set the mood for the popular video game’s commercial. I can tell you first hand that the game is phenomenal and I think the commercial is great. It basically shows a bunch of normal people in war like conditions like in the game. Certainly war is not something to be taken lightly, but, c’mon man, its a video game. I think its fun. Quick fact: Call of Duty: Black Ops made more money on its first day then Toy Story 3 made in its entire theatrical run. How’s that for relevance?

Christina Hendricks – Celebrity Profile

Corey — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 19:46:31 +0000

What is the word coming to? Some New York Times fashion critic said that “big girls should not wear big dresses” referring to Christina Hendricks. Specifically he was referring to the picture to the immediate right, what she wore to the Golden Globes. Whatever. That guy’s boyfriend may disapprove, but we here at Buzz Pirates support any sort of boob-a-licious outfit on this sexy siren. Christina is best known for her role as Joan Holloway on Mad Men and her important role as Saffron in the unappreciated sci-fi classic TV show Firefly. But mostly we thing she’s a total bombshell and we should support those …er… her ample assets in any outfit. We love the

Personal Life -Hendricks wed fellow actor Geoffrey Arend on October 11, 2009

Selected Filmography – TV appearances

* Undressed, Rhiannon
* Angel, Bar-maid
* Beggars and Choosers, Kelly Kramer
* Thieves, Sunday
* ER, Joyce Westlake
* The Court, Betsy Tyler
* Presidio Med, Claire
* Firefly, Saffron
* Miss Match, Sarah
* Tru Calling, Alyssa
* Kevin Hill, Nicolette Raye
* Cold Case, Esther “Legs” Davis 1945
* Jake in Progress, Tanya – dental clerk
* Without a Trace, Rachel Gibson
* Las Vegas, Connie
* Mad Men, Joan Holloway
* Life, Olivia

Couples Retreat is All White Overseas

Corey — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:13:08 +0000

A racially insensitive decision is spiraling out of control for the U.K. release of the movie Couples Retreat. Notice the serious lack of color between the U.K. poster and the U.S poster. In response to outrage over the move, a Universal spokesman said the altered poster aimed “to simplify the poster to actors who are most [recognizable] in international markets.” Hmmm, I can see how Faizon Love and Kali Hawk are not as big names as Vince Vaughn, Jason Batemen, Kristin Davis, Malin Akerman, Kristin Bell and Jon Favreau… still, they had to know that they were going to take crap for this.

Malin Akerman – Celebrity Profile

Corey — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:45:11 +0000

Born in Sweden, raised in Canada and 100% hot, Malin Akerman has arrived and is stealing roles where they were too cheap to get Cameron Diaz. The former model is blond firecracker with a sense of humor. Since stealing scenes in the Ben Stiller stinker The Heartbreak Kid, Akerman has become more then just a pretty face in Hollywood. She’s been on Entourage and starred in the big budget superhero movie The Watchmen. This week, she stars in Couples Retreat with Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman and John Faverau.

Personal Life: She married Italian musician Roberto Zincone on June 20, 2007, and recently announced she’s looking to adopt a baby.

Selected Filmography

Bang Bang Club (2009)
Couples Retreat (2009)- Ronnie
Watchmen (2009) – Laurie Jupiter/ Silk Spectre II
The Proposal (2009)- Gertrude
27 Dresses (2008) – Tess
The Brothers Solomon (2007)- Tara
The Heartbreak Kid (2007)- Lila/ Lila
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)- Liane
The Skulls (2000) – Co-ed in Caleb s Apartment

James Brown Drunk and Feelin’ Good on TV!

Corey — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:54:13 +0000

The Godfather of Soul feels good! Check out James Brown zonked out of his mind on TV. Phew. Fast forward the first minute to get to the good stuff. Enjoy.

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