Literally! Our friends at AdultMosaic.com have outdone themselves this time. Check out this mosaic of Sarah Palin, composed entirely of porn. If you were expecting to see Sarah smoking a stiffy with those hooker painted DSLs, we are sorry to disappoint. There is no debating…this is pretty damn cool. Click the image for a close up version to see the raunchy details.
Heather Locklear was arrested over the weekend on suspicion of driving while under the influence of prescription drugs. Police found the TV star parked on the side of a road blocking traffic. She was booked into the Santa Barbara County Jail and was let go on $5,000 bail. She still looks great, even in her mug shot. She’s like the female Dick Clark…sort of. Still there is a hint of crazy eyes going on in this picture…maybe more then a hint. Anyway, Heather has inspired our first look at celebrity mug shots. (You can click on the pictures to get a closer look).
Paris Hilton – Arrested 2007, in Los Angeles for driving on suspended. Hot.
Lindsay Lohan - Arrested 2007, in Los Angeles for drunk driving and cocaine possession. Can’t these people afford limos or taxis or servants?
Nicole Ritchie – 2007, Los Angeles, Drunk Driving
George Carlin – 1972, Wisconsin for violating obscenity laws with his “Seven words you can never say on television” routine. Charges were later dismissed by judge. He will be missed.
James Brown – 2004, domestic violence. My personal favorite mug shot ever.
Rosa Parks – 1956 arrest in Montgomery bus boycotts. She was 43 at the time. Including this photo doesn’t exactly fit the mold of funny celebrity mug shots, but I think its an interesting bit of history. The photo was discovered in July 2004 in a storage room.
Frank Sinatra – 1938, Bergen County New Jersey for carrying on with a married woman.
Nic Nolte – 2002, California, drunk driving. "The Mother of All Mug Shots."
Mel Gibson – 2006 Los Angeles drunk driving. The Anti-Semitic lowlife scumbag looks pretty handsome in his mug shot. F@&$ you Mel Gibson.
Deion Sanders – 1996 – Lee County Florida. In probably the weakest football player crime ever. Primetime was caught trespassing when he was fishing on private property. That smile is always dy-no-mite!
Apparently yesterday was “Open Closet” day, as Clay Aiken was not the only one revealing interesting facts about his sexuality. Looks like everyone’s favorite trainwreak, Lindsay Lohan let an interesting tidbit slip as well.
Check out this clip of Lindsay Lohan and her boy girl ??? toy, Sam Ronson on Lovelines. Striker, who is filling in for Dr. Drew, applies a perfect execution of the Jedi Mind Trick to get Lindsay to reveal that her and Sam are, in fact, in a relationship. He catches her off guard after discussing the plane crash that former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker and Sam’s friend DJ AM survived last Friday night. You can hear this exchange right around 6:30 on the clip below.
Striker: [moving along from the plane crash...] So you and Samantha have been going out for how long now?
Lindsay: Ha ha ha
Striker: What…one year two years, five months, two months?
Lindsay: Well… a very long time.
Striker: Well good. I hope you guys stay together. You’re a very lovely looking couple.
Lindsay: Thank you very much.
Last night Microsoft launched Photosynth, a new imaging tool that allows the home user to create 3D images by mashing together multiple images of the same thing from different angles and perspectives. You can then zoom in, zoom out, spin stuff around, and check it out at all different angles. It could be a pretty cool thing as long as Microsoft doesn’t ruin it by keeping it too “Microsoft”.
I am sure it will only be a matter of seconds before the porn industry is all over this. For example, what good blue blooded horny male wouldn’t want to take their mouse and spin this picture of Denise Milani around?
To see more how PhotoSynth works, check out the video below. To see why you’d want to turn Denise Milani around, check out these pictures.
