Sofia Vergara – Celebrity Profile

The buxom Columbian beauty has become a household name because of her role on Modern Family as trophy wife Gloria Delgado Pritchett. Still, Sofia Vergara has taken what could have been a pure eye candy role and shown real talent as a comedy actress… enough where she was nominated for an Emmy. The 38 year old is a natural blond who dies her hair dark for most of her roles.

Biography - Vergara was born in Barranquilla, Atlántico, Colombia. Her mother, Margarita Vergara Dávila de Vergara, is a homemaker, and her father, Julio Enrique Vergara Robayo, produced cattle for the meat industry.

Random Fact – Her nickname given to her by her family is “Toti”

Partial Filmography

  • 2002     Big Trouble     Nina
  • 2003     Chasing Papi     Cici
  • 2004     The 24th Day     Isabella
  • 2004     Soul Plane     Blanca
  • 2005     Lords of Dogtown     Amelia
  • 2005     Four Brothers     Sofi
  • 2006     Grilled     Loridonna
  • 2006     National Lampoon’s Pledge This     Herself
  • 2008     Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns     Cheryl
  • 2009     Madea Goes to Jail     T.T.     Nominated — ALMA Award for Best Actress in Film
  • 2011     The Smurfs     Odile

Malin Akerman – Celebrity Profile

Born in Sweden, raised in Canada and 100% hot, Malin Akerman has arrived and is stealing roles where they were too cheap to get Cameron Diaz. The former model is  blond firecracker with a sense of humor. Since stealing scenes in the Ben Stiller stinker The Heartbreak Kid, Akerman has become more then just a pretty face in Hollywood. She’s been on Entourage and starred in the big budget superhero movie The Watchmen. This week, she stars in Couples Retreat with Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman and John Faverau.

Personal Life: She married Italian musician Roberto Zincone on June 20, 2007, and recently announced she’s looking to adopt a baby.

Selected Filmography

  • Bang Bang Club (2009)
  • Couples Retreat (2009)- Ronnie
  • Watchmen (2009) – Laurie Jupiter/ Silk Spectre II
  • The Proposal (2009)- Gertrude
  • 27 Dresses (2008) – Tess
  • The Brothers Solomon (2007)- Tara
  • The Heartbreak Kid (2007)- Lila/ Lila
  • Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)- Liane
  • The Skulls (2000) – Co-ed in Caleb s Apartment

Hayden Panettiere Celebrity Profile

Hayden Panettiere seems to be at every the premiere of everything. Still, working hard is paying off as the Heroes hottie has been climbing the Hollywood ranks at the ripe old age of 19. She rose through the rank doing modeling work and acting on soap operas Guiding Light and One Life to Live. Her steady rise as this week as she takes center stage as the titular temptress in the movie I Love You, Beth Cooper. She’s worked as a model, singer and commercial pitch man. She’s also been heavily involved in animal causes…there’s even an arrest warrant against her in Japan for her fight for dolphins.

Tattoo Trouble – She has a tattoo across her back with the words “Vivere senza rimipianti”[sic] which is Italian for “To live without regrets” but the correct spelling is “rimpianti”.

Endorsements - Neutrogena, Got Milk? and Kohl’s Candies brand.

Family - Panettiere was born and raised in Palisades, Rockland County, New York. Her mother is Lesley R. Vogel, a former soap opera actress, and her father is Alan L. “Skip” Panettiere, a fire department lieutenant. She has one younger brother, actor Jansen Panettiere.

Dating - She dated Stephen Colletti, of Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County and Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia.

Selected Filmography:

  • Alpha and Omega (2010)
  • Fireflies in the Garden (2009) Young Jane Lawrence
  • I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009) Beth Cooper
  • The Good Student (2009)
  • Shanghai Kiss (2007) Adelaide
  • Bring It On: All or Nothing (2006) Britney
  • The Architect (2006) Christina
  • Ice Princess (2005) Gen Harwood
  • Racing Stripes (2005) Channing Walsh
  • Raising Helen (2004) Audrey Davis
  • The Dust Factory (2004) Melanie Lewis
  • Normal (2003)
  • Panic Room (2002)
  • Joe Somebody (2001) Natalie Scheffer
  • The Affair of the Necklace (2001) Young Jeanne
  • Dinosaur (2000) Voice of of Suri
  • Remember the Titans (2000) Sheryl Yoast
  • Message in A Bottle (1999) Girl on Sinking Boat
  • Pants on Fire (1999) 7-Year-Old Girl
  • A Bug’s Life (1998) Voice of of Dot
  • The Object of My Affection (1998) Mermaid

Sandra Bullock – Celebrity Profile

In Hollywood, there can be always be more then one America’s sweetheart, and Sandra Bullock certainly makes the cut. She has been able to turn her special combination of awkward, lovable and sexy into box office dollars and engages her audiences equally in romantic comedies and action films.

Her next feature film “The Proposal” hits theaters on June 19th. She and Ryan Reynolds appear to be a great match, and this film promises to take the sexy component of her appeal to the next level. Rumor has it that 44 year-old Bullock is going to appear nude in this flick, and I don’t think the producers would have done it, and certainly would not have hyped it, if she didn’t look GOOD. She confirmed the rumor in an interview with Glamour Magazine (which rocks?), and hopes the fans line up outside to see it. In fact, she said she would be offended if they didn’t.

Love Life: She was engaged to actor Tate Donovan whom she met while filming Love Potion No. 9 (they dated 4 years). She has dated Troy Aikman, Austin musician Bob Schneider (for two years) and actors Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Gosling. She’s now married to Jesse James of Monster Garage (he was married to porn star Janine Lindemuler.

Family: Born in Arlington County, Virginia, her mom is Helga D. Meyer (a German opera singer and part-time vocal coach) and her dad is John W. Bullock, (a Pentagon contractor, executive from Alabama). Because of mom she speaks German and is even duel citizen…who knew?

Awards:

  • 1994 Razzie Awards Worst Supporting Actress for Demolition Man – Nominated
  • 1995 Saturn Awards Best Actress for Speed – Won
  • 1995 Golden Apple Female Star of the Year – Won
  • 1995 Blimp Award Favorite Movie Actress for Speed – Won
  • 1995 MTV Movie Awards Best Female Performance for Speed – Won
  • 1995 MTV Movie Awards Best On-Screen Duo for Speed – Won
  • 1995 MTV Movie Awards Most Desirable Female for Speed – Won
  • 1995 MTV Movie Awards Best Kiss for Speed – Nominated
  • 1996 American Comedy Awards Funniest Actress in a Motion Picture (Leading Role) for While You Were Sleeping – Nominated
  • 1996 Golden Globe Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Comedy/Musical for While You Were Sleeping – Nominated
  • 1996 MTV Movie Awards Best Female Performance for While You Were Sleeping – Nominated
  • 1996 MTV Movie Awards Most Desirable Female for While You Were Sleeping – Nominated
  • 1996 MTV Movie Awards Most Desirable Female for The Net -  Nominated
  • 1996 People’s Choice Awards Favorite Motion Picture Actress – Won
  • 1997 Blockbuster Entertainment Award Favorite Actress – Suspense for A Time To Kill – Won
  • 1997 MTV Movie Awards Best Female Performance for A Time To Kill – Nominated
  • 1997 People’s Choice Awards Favorite Motion Picture Actress – Won
  • 1998 Razzie Awards Worst Actress for Speed 2: Cruise Control Nominated
  • 1998 Razzie Awards Worst Screen Couple for Speed 2: Cruise Control – Nominated
  • 1999 Lone Star Film & Television Award Best Actress for Hope Floats – Won
  • 1998 People’s Choice Awards Favorite Motion Picture Actress – Won
  • 1999 Teen Choice Awards Film – Choice Hissy Fit for Forces of Nature – Won
  • 2000 Bambi Awards Film international – Won
  • 2000 Golden Globe Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Comedy/Musical for Miss Congeniality – Nominated
  • 2001 American Comedy Awards Funniest Actress in a Motion Picture (Leading Role) for Miss Congeniality – Won
  • 2001 Satellite Awards Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Comedy/Musical for Miss Congeniality – Nominated
  • 2001 Blockbuster Entertainment Award Favorite Actress – Comedy for Miss Congeniality – Won
  • 2001 Teen Choice Awards Film – Choice Wipeout for Miss Congeniality – Won
  • 2005 Teen Choice Awards Film – Choice Movie Actress: Comedy for Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous – Won
  • 2006 People’s Choice Awards Favorite Female Movie Star – Won
  • 2006 Black Reel Awards Best Ensemble for Crash – Won
  • 2006 Critics’ Choice Award Best Acting Ensemble for Crash – Won
  • 2006 Screen Actors Guild Awards Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture for Crash – Won

Selected Filmography:

  • All About Steve (2009) Mary Magdalene Horowitz
  • The Proposal (2009) Margaret Tate
  • Premonition (2007) Linda Hanson
  • Infamous (2006) Nelle Harper Lee
  • Loverboy (2006) Mrs. Harker
  • The Lake House (2006) Dr. Kate Forster
  • Crash (2005) Jean
  • Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005) Gracie Hart
  • Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002) Siddalee Walker
  • Murder By Numbers (2002) Detective Cassie Mayweather
  • Two Weeks Notice (2002) Lucy Kelson
  • 28 Days (2000) Gwen Cummings
  • Gun Shy (2000) Judy Tipp
  • Miss Congeniality (2000) Gracie Hart
  • Forces of Nature (1999) Sarah
  • Hope Floats (1998) Birdee Pruitt
  • Practical Magic (1998) Sally Owens
  • Welcome to Hollywood (1998)
  • The Prince of Egypt (1998) Voice of of Miriam
  • Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) Annie
  • Fire on the Amazon (1996)
  • In Love and War (1996) Agnes Von Kurowsky
  • Two If By Sea (1996) Roz
  • A Time to Kill (1996) Ellen Roark
  • While You Were Sleeping (1995) Lucy Moderatz
  • The Net (1995) Angela Bennett
  • Me and the Mob (1994)
  • Speed (1994) Annie
  • Who Do I Gotta Kill? (1994) Lori
  • Demolition Man (1993) Lenina Huxley
  • When the Party’s Over (1993) Amanda
  • Wrestling Ernest Hemingway (1993) Elaine
  • The Thing Called Love (1993) Linda Lue Linden
  • The Vanishing (1993) Diane
  • Love Potion #9 (1992)Diane Farrow
  • Fire on the Amazon (1991)
  • Who Shot Patakango? (1990) Devlin Moran
  • The Vanishing (1990)
  • Religion, Inc. (1989) Debby
  • A Fool and His Money (1988)
  • Hangmen (1987)

Megan Fox’s Thumbs… Deal Breaker?

So, we’ve preached to hotness of Megan Fox in the past. Sometimes when God creates such beauty, there’s bound to be something wrong… however slight… in Megan Fox’s case, its her thumbs. This morning, the topic was discussed on Howard Stern when a caller brought to Howard’s attention that uberhottie Megan Fox has weird looking thumbs. So we propose the question to you… are Megan Fox’s gross thumbs a deal breaker? As you can see she has what can best be described as “clubbed” thumbs that kinda look like toes… and she even hides them in some pictures (like the FHM one below). Still, Brian Austin Green seems happy with her… and you know what? So would we. Buzz Pirates would like to go on record as saying we’re OK with your thumbs, and would be happy to watch star wars with you whenever you like.

Megan Fox…Thumbs Up!

Picture Heather Graham – Celebrity Profile

Heather Graham is super hot Hollywood blond whose still got it. With those big eyes, its like she never ages, and she’s been around longer then you’d think. Maybe its her reported dabbling with witchcraft and spells that’s given Heather staying power. Heather Graham made a huge splash baring all as Rollergirl in Boogie Nights, but has been wowing male audiences for over 20 years all the way back to License to Drive. She proved her acting chops early in Drugstore Cowboys and has done well in comedies like Bowfinger and Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. She’s got model looks and still making good in comedies by playing an escort in the upcoming (Buzz Pirates endorsed) movie The Hangover.

Famous Relationships: artist Chris Doyle, musicians Jason Falkner and Adam Ant, and actors James Woods (met on set of Diggstown), Kyle MacLachlan, Elias Koteas, Heath Ledger, Elijah Blue, and Edward Burns.

Bio: The oldest of two children, her younger sister, Aimee Graham, is also an actress and writer. Their mother, Joan, is a teacher and noted author of children’s books, and father, James Graham, a retired FBI agent. Born January 29, 1970…find me a hotter 39 year old.

Got the Performance Bug Early: In 1986, she appeared on a special “Teen Week” episode of the NBC-TV game show Scrabble. Her parents were not big fans of her career choice but were supportive driving her to early auditions for 80′s TV show Growing Pains.

Selected Filmography:

  • Baby on Board (2009) Angela
  • Ex-terminators (2009)Alex
  • The Hangover (2009)Jade
  • Mary (2008) Elizabeth Younger
  • Miss Conception (2008) Georgina Scott
  • Adrift in Manhattan (2007) Rose Phipps
  • Broken (2007) Hope
  • Gray Matters (2007)Gray Baldwin
  • A West Texas Children s Story (2007) Cassie s Aunt
  • Bobby (2006) Angela
  • The Oh in Ohio (2006) Justine
  • Cake (2005)
  • Blessed (2004)
  • Anger Management (2003)
  • Killing Me Softly (2002)
  • Hope Springs (2003) Mandy
  • The Guru (2003) Sharrona
  • From Hell (2001) Mary Kelly
  • Say It Isn t So (2001)Josephine Wingfield
  • Sidewalks of New York (2001) Annie
  • Committed (2000) Joline
  • Austin Powers: the Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) Felicity Shagwell
  • Bowfinger (1999) Daisy
  • Alien Love Triangle (1998) Elizabeth
  • Lost in Space (1998) Judy Robinson
  • Two Girls and A Guy (1998) Carla
  • Boogie Nights (1997) Rollergirl
  • Nowhere (1997) Lilith
  • Scream 2 (1997) Casey in Stab
  • Entertaining Angels: The Dorothy Day Story (1996) Maggie
  • Swingers (1996) Lorraine
  • Desert Winds (1995) Jackie
  • Run For Cover (1995)
  • Toughguy (1995) Olive
  • Don’t Do It (1994) Suzanna
  • Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1994) Cowgirl Heather
  • Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle (1994) Mary Kennedy Taylor
  • Six Degrees of Separation (1993) Elizabeth
  • The Ballad of Little Jo (1993) Mary Addie
  • Diggstown (1992) Emily Forrester
  • Guilty as Charged (1992) Kimberly
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) Annie Blackburn
  • Shout (1991) Sara Benedict
  • I Love You to Death (1990) Bridget
  • Drugstore Cowboy (1989) Nadine
  • License to Drive (1988) Mercedes

Pregnant Hooters Girl Will Soon Deliver Chicken Wings, Baby

This is not a fake Buzz Pirates news story…this is a live account of a pregnant waitress I saw at  Hooters on Thursday night. I will not name the specific Hooters to protect the innocent(ish). Let’s just say its in a sinful city that you wouldn’t be surprised seeing a pregnant Hooters girl in.

Sign ‘o the times? Bad luck? I don’t know, but the 2 or 30 times I’ve been to Hooters, I was expecting a young, hot thing… not a pregnant chick! C’mon man, its depressing, uncomfortable and an awkward situation for all involved. I mean, if you are the chick, you were already working at Hooters, that’s your job, you can’t just quit because you have a bun in the oven. If you are the management at the Hooters you can’t just fire the girl…that’s not right. Still, people coming to Hooters are expecting cute little girls in cute little outfits…right? Got a bunch of pregnant chicks running around, sales will go in the toilet…and the manager is looking for a new job. Hooters is a place to eat wings and see some T&A, not somewhere to either A. feel bad for the staff or B. get off on some sort of weird fetish. A conundrum if there ever was one.

And if you are a patron, what do you do when you find out you’ve got the pregnant chick? Only the douchebagiest of guests will ask for a non preggers chick, even though all who enter Hooters’ hallowed doors expect, and quite frankly deserve a waitress who’s not with child.

In the guy world, here’s how it goes down at pretty much every table that this chick waits on: (for the purposes of this equation, we will assume 4 guys at the table).

Pregnant Hooters girl comes over, guys uncomfortably say hi, she takes drink order and walks away…

Guy 1: “Dude, what the fuck is up with that? A pregnant Hooters chick, what the hell?”

Guy 2: “Dude, I’d totally still hit it”

Guy 3: “Ehhh, that’s fucked, up. She’s fucking pregnant”

Guy 2: “Duuuude, whatever, she’s totally still hot, and her tits are fucking huuuge from being all preggers and shit”

Guy 3: “Guy 2, you are gross…you’d have sex with a pregnant chick? What if she’s all lactating and whatnot.”

Guy 2: “Whatever, you mean to tell me that if you were married, and your wife got pregnant, you wouldn’t have sex with her for 9 months? You’re totally full of shit”

Guy 3: “That’s 100% different”

Guy 2: “Guy 3, you are total pussy! Guy 4, you are with me, right? She’s totally still hot!”

Guy 3: “Whatever, bro, I know Guy 1 is with me…”

And so the debate would begin… much like it does every night this particular Hooters girl works. If you ask me, I’d feel gypped having gotten the pregnant Hooters girl. Still, at Buzz Pirates we don’t lie… we’d still hit it!

Megan Fox is Single… So There’s Hope We Might Have a Chance

Megan Fox has called off her engagement with tool Brian Austin Green this week. Guys across America are rejoicing as the the sexy transformers star is now “on the market.” Dudes all over are clamoring to either “marry her on the spot” or at least be a “rebound” guy. Most guys will probably will even see past her ugly tattoos (that’s right I said it!). Well, horrible tattoos Megan Fox is firmly entrenched in the top spot of most “hot girl” lists… she will fill the pages of Maxim, Stuff and the like for years to come. So, I’m here to tell you on behalf of the 22 year old uberhottie that you probably don’t have a chance. Even though she plays Guitar Hero with normal people.

Megan Fox is kind of like Angelina Jolie 2.0 (she was even offered the lead role in the next Tomb Raider). Still, she better get in a popular movie other then Transformers soon, or she’s not going to be able to keep up the hype. Maybe there’s still hope for Wonder Woman? Angelina Jolie has made headlines for way more then simply being a hot chick. Still, dumping that zero and coming off as more available will be helpful in forwarding her career.

We at Buzz Pirates would like to offer our condolences to Megan Fox on her recent break up…and if you aren’t doing anything Friday…

Picture Eliza Dushku: Celebrity Profile

Eliza Dushku is a beautiful and talented movie and TV actress who may be ready to break through to the next level of Hollywood stardom. With memorable rolls in Bring It On and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dushku will star in a new Joss Whedon series Dollhouse, which premieres tonight. This is her second shot at a staring roll in a series after her last time around with Tru Calling.

According to the FOX site, Eliza Dushku stars as “ECHO,” an “Active,” a member of a highly illegal and underground group of individuals who have had their personalities wiped clean so they can be imprinted with any number of new personas. Hired by the wealthy, powerful and connected, the Actives don’t just perform their hired roles, they wholly become — with mind, personality and physiology — whomever the client wants or needs them to be. Whether imprinted to be a lover, an assassin, a corporate negotiator or a best friend, the Actives know no other life than the specific engagements they are in at that time.

Dushku appeared on Howard Stern this week, and came of as playful, intelligent and with a good sense of humor. She was raised Mormon and once said people “have a better chance of seeing God then seeing me naked,” so don’t expect to see her nude on screen any time soon.

Career Highlights

  • Nominated for a Teen Choice Award at the Teen Choice Awards for Choice Breakout Star – Female for Tru Calling (2003)
  • Nominated for a Saturn Award by the Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films at the 30th Saturn Awards for Best Actress in a Television Series for Tru Calling (2003).

Selected Filmography

  • Open Graves (2009) Erica
  • Bottle Shock (2008) Joe
  • Nobel Son (2008) – City Hall
  • On Broadway (2008) Lena Wilson
  • The Alphabet Killer (2008) Megan Paige
  • Sex and Breakfast (2007) Renee
  • Wrong Turn (2003) Jessie Burlingame
  • The Kiss (2003)
  • City by the Sea (2002) Gina
  • The New Guy (2002) Danielle
  • Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Sissy
  • Soul Survivors (2001) Annabel
  • Bring It On (2000) Missy Pantone
  • Race the Sun (1996) Cindy Johnson
  • Bye, Bye Love (1995) Emma
  • Journey (1995)
  • True Lies (1994) Dana Tasker
  • That Night (1993) Alice Bloom
  • This Boy’s Life (1993) Pearl

Megan Fox is the New Wonder Woman… Psyche!

Ever wonder how a web hoax is born? In a movie rumor that had fanboys drooling and pretty much every regular guy drooling too, uber-hottie Megan Fox was announced to be playing Wonder Woman. The Transformers beauty who became in instant sensation seems like the perfect fit for the role? There’s one catch though…the news is fake. Wonder-Who.com revealed that Fox would suit up as DC Comics heroine Wonder Woman in an upcoming big-budget movie.

Various studio types have been trying to get the lasso and invisible plane on the screen for years. Several other stars such as Jennifer Lopez, Sandra Bullock, Rachel Bilson, and Catherine Zeta-Jones have been rumored to be up for the role Lynda Carter was famous for. Producer Joel Silver was once on board. Buffy and Firefly Joss Whedon told Entertainment Weekly (my favorite magazine) the following in 2006 when he was attached to writing a Wonder Woman script:

“Besides [Wonder Woman's] great origin story, there’s nothing from the comics that felt right 100 percent, no iconic canon story that must be told. Batman has it made – he’s got the greatest rogues gallery ever, he’s got Gotham City. The Bat writes himself. With Wonder Woman, you’re writing from whole cloth, but trying to make it feel like you didn’t. To make it feel like it’s existed for 60 years, even though you’re making it up as you go along. But who she, and what the movie, is about, thematically, has never been a problem for me. But the steps along the way, it could be so easy for them to feel wrong. I won’t settle. She wouldn’t let me settle.”

Warner Bros. has since confirmed that the Wonder-Who.com site was “complete B.S.” By the time you read this, the site may be closed down. Still we can still “wonder” what might have been. Hell, I’d go see Wonder Woman if Megan Fox was in the lead. Although, for all the male fans that Megan Fox has, I “wonder” if she has any female fans. Most women probably view her as “that skinny bitch from that toy robot movie. That said, it is possible that someone making a big version of this movie would pick a female actress with a broader appeal. Still, maybe this rumor will put the idea of Megan Fox in the right executive’s head… at least one of them.

Update: Looks like she won’t be Wonder Woman (yet), but has signed on to play an angel opposite the Wrestler’s Mickey Rourke in director Mitch Glazer‘s drama Passion Plays. The 1950s Los Angeles-set movie finds Fox’s character, described as a slender beauty with wings who is part of a carnival, helping a down-in-the-skids trumpeter (Rourke) be redeemed.