Sofia Vergara – Celebrity Profile

The buxom Columbian beauty has become a household name because of her role on Modern Family as trophy wife Gloria Delgado Pritchett. Still, Sofia Vergara has taken what could have been a pure eye candy role and shown real talent as a comedy actress… enough where she was nominated for an Emmy. The 38 year old is a natural blond who dies her hair dark for most of her roles.

Biography – Vergara was born in Barranquilla, Atlántico, Colombia. Her mother, Margarita Vergara Dávila de Vergara, is a homemaker, and her father, Julio Enrique Vergara Robayo, produced cattle for the meat industry.

Random Fact – Her nickname given to her by her family is “Toti”

Partial Filmography

  • 2002     Big Trouble     Nina
  • 2003     Chasing Papi     Cici
  • 2004     The 24th Day     Isabella
  • 2004     Soul Plane     Blanca
  • 2005     Lords of Dogtown     Amelia
  • 2005     Four Brothers     Sofi
  • 2006     Grilled     Loridonna
  • 2006     National Lampoon’s Pledge This     Herself
  • 2008     Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns     Cheryl
  • 2009     Madea Goes to Jail     T.T.     Nominated — ALMA Award for Best Actress in Film
  • 2011     The Smurfs     Odile

Malin Akerman – Celebrity Profile

Born in Sweden, raised in Canada and 100% hot, Malin Akerman has arrived and is stealing roles where they were too cheap to get Cameron Diaz. The former model is  blond firecracker with a sense of humor. Since stealing scenes in the Ben Stiller stinker The Heartbreak Kid, Akerman has become more then just a pretty face in Hollywood. She’s been on Entourage and starred in the big budget superhero movie The Watchmen. This week, she stars in Couples Retreat with Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman and John Faverau.

Personal Life: She married Italian musician Roberto Zincone on June 20, 2007, and recently announced she’s looking to adopt a baby.

Selected Filmography

  • Bang Bang Club (2009)
  • Couples Retreat (2009)- Ronnie
  • Watchmen (2009) – Laurie Jupiter/ Silk Spectre II
  • The Proposal (2009)- Gertrude
  • 27 Dresses (2008) – Tess
  • The Brothers Solomon (2007)- Tara
  • The Heartbreak Kid (2007)- Lila/ Lila
  • Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)- Liane
  • The Skulls (2000) – Co-ed in Caleb s Apartment

Hayden Panettiere Celebrity Profile

Hayden Panettiere seems to be at every the premiere of everything. Still, working hard is paying off as the Heroes hottie has been climbing the Hollywood ranks at the ripe old age of 19. She rose through the rank doing modeling work and acting on soap operas Guiding Light and One Life to Live. Her steady rise as this week as she takes center stage as the titular temptress in the movie I Love You, Beth Cooper. She’s worked as a model, singer and commercial pitch man. She’s also been heavily involved in animal causes…there’s even an arrest warrant against her in Japan for her fight for dolphins.

Tattoo Trouble – She has a tattoo across her back with the words “Vivere senza rimipianti”[sic] which is Italian for “To live without regrets” but the correct spelling is “rimpianti”.

Endorsements – Neutrogena, Got Milk? and Kohl’s Candies brand.

Family – Panettiere was born and raised in Palisades, Rockland County, New York. Her mother is Lesley R. Vogel, a former soap opera actress, and her father is Alan L. “Skip” Panettiere, a fire department lieutenant. She has one younger brother, actor Jansen Panettiere.

Dating – She dated Stephen Colletti, of Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County and Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia.

Selected Filmography:

  • Alpha and Omega (2010)
  • Fireflies in the Garden (2009) Young Jane Lawrence
  • I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009) Beth Cooper
  • The Good Student (2009)
  • Shanghai Kiss (2007) Adelaide
  • Bring It On: All or Nothing (2006) Britney
  • The Architect (2006) Christina
  • Ice Princess (2005) Gen Harwood
  • Racing Stripes (2005) Channing Walsh
  • Raising Helen (2004) Audrey Davis
  • The Dust Factory (2004) Melanie Lewis
  • Normal (2003)
  • Panic Room (2002)
  • Joe Somebody (2001) Natalie Scheffer
  • The Affair of the Necklace (2001) Young Jeanne
  • Dinosaur (2000) Voice of of Suri
  • Remember the Titans (2000) Sheryl Yoast
  • Message in A Bottle (1999) Girl on Sinking Boat
  • Pants on Fire (1999) 7-Year-Old Girl
  • A Bug’s Life (1998) Voice of of Dot
  • The Object of My Affection (1998) Mermaid

Megan Fox’s Thumbs… Deal Breaker?

So, we’ve preached to hotness of Megan Fox in the past. Sometimes when God creates such beauty, there’s bound to be something wrong… however slight… in Megan Fox’s case, its her thumbs. This morning, the topic was discussed on Howard Stern when a caller brought to Howard’s attention that uberhottie Megan Fox has weird looking thumbs. So we propose the question to you… are Megan Fox’s gross thumbs a deal breaker? As you can see she has what can best be described as “clubbed” thumbs that kinda look like toes… and she even hides them in some pictures (like the FHM one below). Still, Brian Austin Green seems happy with her… and you know what? So would we. Buzz Pirates would like to go on record as saying we’re OK with your thumbs, and would be happy to watch star wars with you whenever you like.

Megan Fox…Thumbs Up!

Picture Heather Graham – Celebrity Profile

Heather Graham is super hot Hollywood blond whose still got it. With those big eyes, its like she never ages, and she’s been around longer then you’d think. Maybe its her reported dabbling with witchcraft and spells that’s given Heather staying power. Heather Graham made a huge splash baring all as Rollergirl in Boogie Nights, but has been wowing male audiences for over 20 years all the way back to License to Drive. She proved her acting chops early in Drugstore Cowboys and has done well in comedies like Bowfinger and Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. She’s got model looks and still making good in comedies by playing an escort in the upcoming (Buzz Pirates endorsed) movie The Hangover.

Famous Relationships: artist Chris Doyle, musicians Jason Falkner and Adam Ant, and actors James Woods (met on set of Diggstown), Kyle MacLachlan, Elias Koteas, Heath Ledger, Elijah Blue, and Edward Burns.

Bio: The oldest of two children, her younger sister, Aimee Graham, is also an actress and writer. Their mother, Joan, is a teacher and noted author of children’s books, and father, James Graham, a retired FBI agent. Born January 29, 1970…find me a hotter 39 year old.

Got the Performance Bug Early: In 1986, she appeared on a special “Teen Week” episode of the NBC-TV game show Scrabble. Her parents were not big fans of her career choice but were supportive driving her to early auditions for 80’s TV show Growing Pains.

Selected Filmography:

  • Baby on Board (2009) Angela
  • Ex-terminators (2009)Alex
  • The Hangover (2009)Jade
  • Mary (2008) Elizabeth Younger
  • Miss Conception (2008) Georgina Scott
  • Adrift in Manhattan (2007) Rose Phipps
  • Broken (2007) Hope
  • Gray Matters (2007)Gray Baldwin
  • A West Texas Children s Story (2007) Cassie s Aunt
  • Bobby (2006) Angela
  • The Oh in Ohio (2006) Justine
  • Cake (2005)
  • Blessed (2004)
  • Anger Management (2003)
  • Killing Me Softly (2002)
  • Hope Springs (2003) Mandy
  • The Guru (2003) Sharrona
  • From Hell (2001) Mary Kelly
  • Say It Isn t So (2001)Josephine Wingfield
  • Sidewalks of New York (2001) Annie
  • Committed (2000) Joline
  • Austin Powers: the Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) Felicity Shagwell
  • Bowfinger (1999) Daisy
  • Alien Love Triangle (1998) Elizabeth
  • Lost in Space (1998) Judy Robinson
  • Two Girls and A Guy (1998) Carla
  • Boogie Nights (1997) Rollergirl
  • Nowhere (1997) Lilith
  • Scream 2 (1997) Casey in Stab
  • Entertaining Angels: The Dorothy Day Story (1996) Maggie
  • Swingers (1996) Lorraine
  • Desert Winds (1995) Jackie
  • Run For Cover (1995)
  • Toughguy (1995) Olive
  • Don’t Do It (1994) Suzanna
  • Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1994) Cowgirl Heather
  • Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle (1994) Mary Kennedy Taylor
  • Six Degrees of Separation (1993) Elizabeth
  • The Ballad of Little Jo (1993) Mary Addie
  • Diggstown (1992) Emily Forrester
  • Guilty as Charged (1992) Kimberly
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) Annie Blackburn
  • Shout (1991) Sara Benedict
  • I Love You to Death (1990) Bridget
  • Drugstore Cowboy (1989) Nadine
  • License to Drive (1988) Mercedes

Pregnant Hooters Girl Will Soon Deliver Chicken Wings, Baby

This is not a fake Buzz Pirates news story…this is a live account of a pregnant waitress I saw at  Hooters on Thursday night. I will not name the specific Hooters to protect the innocent(ish). Let’s just say its in a sinful city that you wouldn’t be surprised seeing a pregnant Hooters girl in.

Sign ‘o the times? Bad luck? I don’t know, but the 2 or 30 times I’ve been to Hooters, I was expecting a young, hot thing… not a pregnant chick! C’mon man, its depressing, uncomfortable and an awkward situation for all involved. I mean, if you are the chick, you were already working at Hooters, that’s your job, you can’t just quit because you have a bun in the oven. If you are the management at the Hooters you can’t just fire the girl…that’s not right. Still, people coming to Hooters are expecting cute little girls in cute little outfits…right? Got a bunch of pregnant chicks running around, sales will go in the toilet…and the manager is looking for a new job. Hooters is a place to eat wings and see some T&A, not somewhere to either A. feel bad for the staff or B. get off on some sort of weird fetish. A conundrum if there ever was one.

And if you are a patron, what do you do when you find out you’ve got the pregnant chick? Only the douchebagiest of guests will ask for a non preggers chick, even though all who enter Hooters’ hallowed doors expect, and quite frankly deserve a waitress who’s not with child.

In the guy world, here’s how it goes down at pretty much every table that this chick waits on: (for the purposes of this equation, we will assume 4 guys at the table).

Pregnant Hooters girl comes over, guys uncomfortably say hi, she takes drink order and walks away…

Guy 1: “Dude, what the fuck is up with that? A pregnant Hooters chick, what the hell?”

Guy 2: “Dude, I’d totally still hit it”

Guy 3: “Ehhh, that’s fucked, up. She’s fucking pregnant”

Guy 2: “Duuuude, whatever, she’s totally still hot, and her tits are fucking huuuge from being all preggers and shit”

Guy 3: “Guy 2, you are gross…you’d have sex with a pregnant chick? What if she’s all lactating and whatnot.”

Guy 2: “Whatever, you mean to tell me that if you were married, and your wife got pregnant, you wouldn’t have sex with her for 9 months? You’re totally full of shit”

Guy 3: “That’s 100% different”

Guy 2: “Guy 3, you are total pussy! Guy 4, you are with me, right? She’s totally still hot!”

Guy 3: “Whatever, bro, I know Guy 1 is with me…”

And so the debate would begin… much like it does every night this particular Hooters girl works. If you ask me, I’d feel gypped having gotten the pregnant Hooters girl. Still, at Buzz Pirates we don’t lie… we’d still hit it!

Megan Fox is Single… So There’s Hope We Might Have a Chance

Megan Fox has called off her engagement with tool Brian Austin Green this week. Guys across America are rejoicing as the the sexy transformers star is now “on the market.” Dudes all over are clamoring to either “marry her on the spot” or at least be a “rebound” guy. Most guys will probably will even see past her ugly tattoos (that’s right I said it!). Well, horrible tattoos Megan Fox is firmly entrenched in the top spot of most “hot girl” lists… she will fill the pages of Maxim, Stuff and the like for years to come. So, I’m here to tell you on behalf of the 22 year old uberhottie that you probably don’t have a chance. Even though she plays Guitar Hero with normal people.

Megan Fox is kind of like Angelina Jolie 2.0 (she was even offered the lead role in the next Tomb Raider). Still, she better get in a popular movie other then Transformers soon, or she’s not going to be able to keep up the hype. Maybe there’s still hope for Wonder Woman? Angelina Jolie has made headlines for way more then simply being a hot chick. Still, dumping that zero and coming off as more available will be helpful in forwarding her career.

We at Buzz Pirates would like to offer our condolences to Megan Fox on her recent break up…and if you aren’t doing anything Friday…

Picture Eliza Dushku: Celebrity Profile

Eliza Dushku is a beautiful and talented movie and TV actress who may be ready to break through to the next level of Hollywood stardom. With memorable rolls in Bring It On and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dushku will star in a new Joss Whedon series Dollhouse, which premieres tonight. This is her second shot at a staring roll in a series after her last time around with Tru Calling.

According to the FOX site, Eliza Dushku stars as “ECHO,” an “Active,” a member of a highly illegal and underground group of individuals who have had their personalities wiped clean so they can be imprinted with any number of new personas. Hired by the wealthy, powerful and connected, the Actives don’t just perform their hired roles, they wholly become — with mind, personality and physiology — whomever the client wants or needs them to be. Whether imprinted to be a lover, an assassin, a corporate negotiator or a best friend, the Actives know no other life than the specific engagements they are in at that time.

Dushku appeared on Howard Stern this week, and came of as playful, intelligent and with a good sense of humor. She was raised Mormon and once said people “have a better chance of seeing God then seeing me naked,” so don’t expect to see her nude on screen any time soon.

Career Highlights

  • Nominated for a Teen Choice Award at the Teen Choice Awards for Choice Breakout Star – Female for Tru Calling (2003)
  • Nominated for a Saturn Award by the Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films at the 30th Saturn Awards for Best Actress in a Television Series for Tru Calling (2003).

Selected Filmography

  • Open Graves (2009) Erica
  • Bottle Shock (2008) Joe
  • Nobel Son (2008) – City Hall
  • On Broadway (2008) Lena Wilson
  • The Alphabet Killer (2008) Megan Paige
  • Sex and Breakfast (2007) Renee
  • Wrong Turn (2003) Jessie Burlingame
  • The Kiss (2003)
  • City by the Sea (2002) Gina
  • The New Guy (2002) Danielle
  • Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Sissy
  • Soul Survivors (2001) Annabel
  • Bring It On (2000) Missy Pantone
  • Race the Sun (1996) Cindy Johnson
  • Bye, Bye Love (1995) Emma
  • Journey (1995)
  • True Lies (1994) Dana Tasker
  • That Night (1993) Alice Bloom
  • This Boy’s Life (1993) Pearl

Heather Locklear and Buzz Pirates Best Celebrity Mug Shots

Heather Locklear was arrested over the weekend on suspicion of driving while under the influence of prescription drugs. Police found the TV star parked on the side of a road blocking traffic. She was booked into the Santa Barbara County Jail and was let go on $5,000 bail. She still looks great, even in her mug shot. She’s like the female Dick Clark…sort of. Still there is a hint of crazy eyes going on in this picture…maybe more then a hint. Anyway, Heather has inspired our first look at celebrity mug shots. (You can click on the pictures to get a closer look).

Heather Locklear Mug Shot

Paris Hilton – Arrested 2007, in Los Angeles for driving on suspended. Hot.
Paris Hilton Mug Shot

Lindsay Lohan – Arrested 2007, in Los Angeles for drunk driving and cocaine possession. Can’t these people afford limos or taxis or servants?
Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot

Nicole Ritchie – 2007, Los Angeles, Drunk Driving
Nicole Ritchie Mug Shot

George Carlin – 1972, Wisconsin for violating obscenity laws with his “Seven words you can never say on television” routine. Charges were later dismissed by judge. He will be missed.
George Carlin Mug Shot

James Brown – 2004, domestic violence. My personal favorite mug shot ever.
James Brown Mug Shot

Rosa Parks – 1956 arrest in Montgomery bus boycotts. She was 43 at the time. Including this photo doesn’t exactly fit the mold of funny celebrity mug shots, but I think its an interesting bit of history. The photo was discovered in July 2004 in a storage room.

Frank Sinatra – 1938, Bergen County New Jersey for carrying on with a married woman.
Frank Sinatra Mug Shot

Nic Nolte – 2002, California, drunk driving. "The Mother of All Mug Shots."
Nic Nolte Mug Shot

Mel Gibson – 2006 Los Angeles drunk driving. The Anti-Semitic lowlife scumbag looks pretty handsome in his mug shot. F@&$ you Mel Gibson.
Mel Gibson Mug Shot

Deion Sanders – 1996 – Lee County Florida. In probably the weakest football player crime ever. Primetime was caught trespassing when he was fishing on private property. That smile is always dy-no-mite!
Deion Sanders Mug Shot

Lindsay Lohan Falls for the Jedi Mind Trick

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson
Apparently yesterday was “Open Closet” day, as Clay Aiken was not the only one revealing interesting facts about his sexuality. Looks like everyone’s favorite trainwreak, Lindsay Lohan let an interesting tidbit slip as well.

Check out this clip of Lindsay Lohan and her boy girl ??? toy, Sam Ronson on Lovelines. Striker, who is filling in for Dr. Drew, applies a perfect execution of the Jedi Mind Trick to get Lindsay to reveal that her and Sam are, in fact, in a relationship. He catches her off guard after discussing the plane crash that former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker and Sam’s friend DJ AM survived last Friday night. You can hear this exchange right around 6:30 on the clip below.

Striker: [moving along from the plane crash…] So you and Samantha have been going out for how long now?
Lindsay: Ha ha ha
Striker: What…one year two years, five months, two months?
Lindsay: Well… a very long time.
Striker: Well good. I hope you guys stay together. You’re a very lovely looking couple.
Lindsay: Thank you very much.