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Weekly Booty – Awesome Places to Have Sex, More Sarah Palin Porn, & the Desecration of Lord Stanley

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weekly bootyWelcome to the Weekly Booty, a Friday feature at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we’ve dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey…

(yes – this is a mix of last week and this week, thanks to Corey’s awesome post about Barbra Streisand. That, or we were just lazy last week. )

  • Cracked.com – 9 Awesome Places to have Sex (and the horrific consequences). Nuff said.
  • Cuzoolge.com – Cuzzy racks NBA teams the greatest way possible – using a scale of hot girls.
  • GrandmasterB.com – Say hello to Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Heff’s new playthings. GrandmasterB has some nice eye candy. What he doesn’t show you is how feisty these little firecrackers are. Apparently the Shannon Twins have a habit of getting arrested for battery.
    Karissa Kristina Shannon mug shot
  • BannedInHollywood.com – Awesomely ironic pictures. Go ahead…jump into that tunnel. Just do it!
  • Blog of Hilarity – Looks like we were not the only ones with the idea to put Sarah Palin in Porn. As Blog of Hilarity reports, a new adult film is in the works starring Lisa Ann. Its called “Nailin’ Palin“. Awesome.
  • Holy Taco – Remember Garbage Pail Kids? Well Holy Taco sure does. Check out their post that shows Sarah Palin as a Garbage Pail Kid – Sarah CUDA.
  • Tasty Booze – Shower Sex just got a whole lot easier with “Shower Power”, which gives you something to hold to when getting dirty while getting clean. Its about time. My soap dish has been replaced enough times already.
  • The new NHL season is under way (go Devils!), but Def Leppard’s lead singer Joe Elliot needs to learn Stanley Cup 101. Look at him take Lord Stanley’s Cup and place it upside down!

Weekly Booty – Drunk Robots, Chalkboard Fatality & a Hung Weatherman

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weekly bootyWelcome to the Weekly Booty, a Friday feature at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we’ve dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey…

  • Gizmodo – Funny…it seems that all of our favorite gadgets are always related to booze. But when you can combine booze and Star Wars…what’s not to love? Behold Bar2-D2, you’re very own drink serving robot.
  • Yep Yep – Who said we couldn’t have Mortal Combat powers? All you need is a chalkboard. FATALITY!
  • Things are looking “up” for the weather this weekend.

    Hung Weatherman

  • BannedInHollywood.com – Check out this awesome headline BannedInHollywood found on ESPN. I can’t wait to see the headline when the Oregon State Beavers play the South Carolina Game COCKS – “Cocks Pound Beavers”.

    beavers trap trojans
    Cocks rock

  • In keeping with this week’s phallic theme, check out the way Rachael Ray can work a shaft.

Weekly Booty – Sarah Palin Corn Maze, Video Game Bar & Jenna’s Vaj

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weekly bootyWelcome to the Weekly Booty, a Friday feature at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we’ve dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey…

  • Gizmodo – Video Game Bar Tackles Two Life-Hindering Addictions at Once. We gotta have one now!
  • PerezHilton – Jenna Jameson is pregnant with twins! Damn…hasn’t her vagina had enough by now?
  • The UK Sun – Zeppelin baby Zeppelin! ROCK legends LED ZEPPELIN are set for a reunion tour after singer ROBERT PLANT finally caved in and agreed to join them.
  • We love Sarah Palin. Mostly because she gives us lots of stupid shit to write about. But we don’t love her as much as those crazy red blooded Ohioans. Check out the portrait they did of her…in a corn field!

    Sarah Palin Corn Maze

  • WELT Online – This is not another stupid Superhero movie. Yes…I swear this is a real person in a real suit. Swiss pilot Yves ‘FusionMan’ Rossy, the first man in the world to fly under a jet-fitted wing, successfully flew over the English Channel today.

    real life rocket man

  • NothingToxic.com – Got a craving for some porn, but stuck at work? Not to fear…check out these Safe For Work [SFW] Porn videos from NothingToxic.com.

    Safe For Work Porn Videos
    I love watching a two girls play the harmonica at the same time.

Weekly Booty – Douchebag pictures, Save the World PSA, & Mmmmegan

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weekly bootyWelcome to the Weekly Booty, a Friday feature at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we’ve dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey….

  • What were they thinking? These 12 idiots lost jobs, reputations, or their freedom after dumb photos they put up on the Web came to light. Douchebags.
  • Homer Drool Megan FoxGet the Big Picture – Megan Fox is on the cover of October’s GQ, and its tame compared to what’s inside (besides lots of gay men). Mmmmm…Megannnnnn.
  • Check out this hilarious PSA from Heros Hottie Hayden Panettiere. Vote because she says so…or don’t. She’s hot either way.
  • How about Monday Night Football with Eagles Genius DeSean Jackson in a play that was reminiscent of the Leon Lettdown

Weekly Booty – 80′s Childhood Crushes, Upstaging Joker, and Lots and Lots of Big Macs

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weekly bootyWelcome to the Weekly Booty, a Friday feature at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we’ve dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey….

  • 2Dorks.com – Check out these 80′s child stars who have become hotties today. Slight mistake in the title though…there is no “turning”. Alyssa Milano, Nicole Eggert, and Tiffani Amber Thiessen have always been hot (or so I thought at 13). But check em out now!
  • Boston Globe – A corrections officer with an obsessive compulsive disorder has eaten 23,000 Big Macs since 1972, more than one a day for 36 years. He must be awesome at his job. All he has to do is sit down in front of the cell door and no one will be able to escape.
  • MTV News – How do you top Heath Ledger’s amazing Joker performance in The Dark Knight? With Johnny Depp as The Riddler and Phillip Seymour Hoffman as the Penguin is how! Michael Caine gave up the news on Batman to MTV.
  • COED Magazine – A broke, college-bound cutie is auctioning off her virginity on the Howard Stern show. How is this not prostitution? You know Howard is doing this just so he can officially be called “pimpin”.
  • Cracked.com – Rock stars are known to get a little crazy. But even in the crazy-ass world these artists live in, sometimes there’s an incident that makes everybody stop and say, “Dude.”
  • TMZ.com – Looks like Kanye West’s latest tantrum is amusing and won’t be too much of a problem.
  • The LHC creates black holes and we are all going to die. Check out the live web cam for proof.
  • And how about this picture of Republican VP candidate, Sarah Palin…classy lass. (yes…we know its a fake)

    sarah palin gun bikini
  • And finally…stay safe from Ike.



    image via Houston Chronicle (picture #53)

Weekly Booty – Sarah Palin-Spears, Kevin Spacey lovin’ hairy ass, and a 144 person beer bong

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weekly bootyWelcome to the Weekly Booty, a Friday feature at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we’ve dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey….

  • PerezHilton.com – Were Sarah Palin and Lynne Spears separated at birth? There are quite a few “family” traits.
  • TMZ.com – The movie voice guy has passed away. Please God, don’t let Ryan Seacrest take his place!
  • BustedCoverage.com – (Shitty) Beer capital of the world, Milwaukee, is home to a 144-person Beer Bong…or a one person beer bong for Nick Nolte.
  • TMZ.com – Kevin Spacey “doin’ the butt”…literally. Which team he bats for is still up in the air.
  • Michael Aulia - 9 things to love and 9 things to hate about Google Chrome.
  • Forbes.com – Prime time TV’s top earning women… Katherine “Bite the Hand that Feeds” Heigl isn’t number 1.
  • Cuzoogle.com – The perfect mascot for the new Oklahoma City Thunder NBA team. Thundercats Ho!
  • Cracked.com – The Issue Sarah Palin MUST address…we want to see her naked.
  • CelebSlam.com – Carrie Underwood gave Jessica Simpson a verbal bitch-slap, calling her fat. Don’t bet on the Cowboys this weekend, Tony’s going to be a little distracted.
  • BannedInHollywood.com – 15 WTF pictures that will make you laugh, cry, and want to poke your eyes out all at the same time.

Weekly Booty – Sarah Palin, Movie News and a Swimmer from Zimbabwe

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Welcome to the Weekly Booty, a somewhat new feature every Friday at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we’ve dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey….

  • Sarah Palin – John McCain’s VP choice is one hot lady… even as Alaska’s leading lady, she finds time to be on the cover of Vogue? (she was a runner up in the Miss Alaska contest in 1984).
  • Movie Crunch – Looks like Robert Downey, Jr. is going to be a superhero again… only this time its a spoof called “Mastermind” by Ben Stiller’s production company.
  • Cracked – 10 important news stories as depicted by 5 year olds… hysterical.
  • David Beckham - Hey, married or not its OK to look, right?
  • iPhone Girl – Looks like the mystery has been solved… or has it?
  • Trend Hunter – Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty try to coexist – at least on the new cover of Entertainment Weekly. Whether or not the new 90210 will make it is a mystery? How these two are relevant again… its a miracle. Apparently they are frenemies.
  • The Sex Files – ABC News reports that David Duchovny is in rehab for sex addiction. The Truth is In There.

  • Kristy Coventry – I thought it was a little weird that this Olympic swimmer was from Zimbabwe, well, at least they gave her a briefcase filled with $100,000.00 for winning the gold medal. So, that’s normal…right?

Ahoy Matey…you’ve been buzzed!

Weekly Booty – Denise Milani, Unworthy Celebs & Another Stupid Baby Name

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weekly bootyWelcome to the Weekly Booty, a new feature every Friday at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we’ve dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey….

  • Celebrifi – The Top 6 “Celebrities”who shouldn’t be famous. They probably could have kept this list going for another 20 or so.
  • Tasty Booze – Thank the lord for Denise Milani, my pick in this week’s MySpace vs Celebrity challenge. I think I can finally bump Elizabeth Hurley from my “list”. Helloooooo Denise!
  • FrakinCool - Ginos love spray tan. Not new…but gets funnier every time. God, I am glad I don’t still live in New Jersey.
  • Politico – McCain doens’t know how many houses he owns. Way to connect with the common man Johnny boy!
  • BannedInHollywood.com – D-FENCE! I don’t care if this was Photoshopped or not. It made me laugh. Check out the dude in the crowd.
  • Trend Hunter - Haven’t had a chance to see Tropic Thunder yet? Heard all about the Tom Cruise cameo and other controversies with the movie? Here’s a clip from the movie that covers all bases.
  • FinalView.net – Thought you were good at Photoshop? Check out this speed drawing of Evangeline Lilly (Kate from “Lost”). First with clothes, then without!
  • PerezHilton.com – Gwen Stefani finally gave birth to her son Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Oh yeah…we are definitely putting that on the list of Stupidest Celebrity Baby Names. WTF?

I leave you with another hot glimpse of Denise Milani. You can find pictures of her practically naked all over the web (here are some great ass pictures for you Bryan). Yet, I couldn’t help thinking this is one of the sexiest. Have a great weekend!

Denise Milani