Pat Robertson – Douche of the Day

We should name the Douche of the Day the Pat Robertson award. What religion is it that he’s working behind that fuelspat-robertson his nonstop hateful rhetoric? Robertson said Wednesday that Haiti has been “cursed” because of what he called a “pact with the devil” in its history. His spokesman said the comments were based on Voodoo rituals carried out before a slave rebellion against French colonists in 1791. This guy makes me sick.

Smile Pat Robertson, you are Buzz Pirates Douche of the Day.

You can make a difference that you can feel safe about by donating to the American Red Cross – who just released $10 million in aid to help Haiti or through your cell phone efforts at

Howard Stern Mixes up Sarah Palin’s Audio Book and Goes Rogue for Laughs

Sarah Palin is having a pretty good run recently, she just signed a multi-year deal with Fox News and her book Going Rogue is flying off the shelves. Still, Howard Stern’s staff did a mash up of the audio book, and its hilarious. If you don’t have the patience to listen to the whole thing, i beg of you to go right to the 2:00 minute mark for a super long, sexual, spliced together story that is dirty and very funny.

Leaked A-Team Movie Trailer!

The A-Team movie is set to release on June 11, and we’ve got the leaked trailer right here. Some of the scenes look a little blurry, but check out Bradley Cooper as Lt. Templeton ‘Faceman’ Peck, Liam Neeson as Col. John ‘Hannibal’ Smith, Jessica Biel as Lt. Sosa, Sharlto Copley (District 9) as Capt. ‘Howling Mad’ Murdock and Quinton Jackson filling Mr. T’s mohawk as Sgt. Bosco ‘B.A.’ Baracus.

Couples Retreat is All White Overseas

A racially insensitive decision is spiraling out of control for the U.K. release of the movie Couples Retreat. Notice the serious lack of color between the U.K. poster and the U.S poster. In response to outrage over the move, a Universal spokesman said the altered poster aimed “to simplify the poster to actors who are most [recognizable] in international markets.” Hmmm, I can see how Faizon Love and Kali Hawk are not as big names as Vince Vaughn, Jason Batemen, Kristin Davis, Malin Akerman, Kristin Bell and Jon Favreau… still, they had to know that they were going to take crap for this.

Ninja Assassin Trailer

Look. Where are all the ninjas these days? They’ve come in the American, child, robot and teenage mutant variety in recent years… but how about just play old ninjas? Enter the Wachowski Brothers, the creators of the Matrix, who will be bringing a proper ninja to the big screen with Ninja Assassin staring Korean Pop star Rain as the Ninja. Check out the trailer below…there’s black outfits, swords, throwing stars and everything

Douche of the Day – Keith Bardwell

New Orleans justice of the piece, Keith Bardwell is a racist. This cajun douchebag refused to marry an interracialnew_orleans-758559 couple in Tangipahoa Parish because he doesn’t believe in mixing of the races.

“I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in mixing the races that way,” Bardwell told the Associated Press on Thursday. “I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else.”

Like most quasi-intelligent racists…he claims to love black people and have tons of black friends. C’mon man, if you are going to be a southern hick asshole at least have the balls to admit it. This comes on the heels of our mixed race President visiting New Orleans… still don’t believe in mixing of the races Keith? New Orleans has suffered enough the last few years, its time for them to run this guy out of town. He’s been on the job 34 years, and he’s denied other interracial couples before. Now Bardwell’s going to cost the State a ton of money in a civil suit. The denied couple Beth Humphrey, 30, and 32-year-old Terence McKay, both of Hammond, say they will consult the U.S. Justice Department about filing a discrimination complaint. I’m sure the ACLU will have a field day with this.

Either way, this is 2009…smile Keith Bardwell, you are Buzz Pirates Douche of the Day.

Captain Lou Albano July 29, 1933 – October 14, 2009

Captain Lou Albano, the rubber band wearing, bearded, shouting, WWE Rock and Wrestling Connection era manager and who played Super Mario on TV and famously starred in Cyndi Lauper’s music videos of the 80’s passed away today at age 76. He was a pop culture icon, who after 30+ years in the wrestling business was able to take his late wrestling career popularity and capitalize on it in TV and movies. He even had his on 900 number… in tribute, see below.

Malin Akerman – Celebrity Profile

Born in Sweden, raised in Canada and 100% hot, Malin Akerman has arrived and is stealing roles where they were too cheap to get Cameron Diaz. The former model isĀ  blond firecracker with a sense of humor. Since stealing scenes in the Ben Stiller stinker The Heartbreak Kid, Akerman has become more then just a pretty face in Hollywood. She’s been on Entourage and starred in the big budget superhero movie The Watchmen. This week, she stars in Couples Retreat with Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman and John Faverau.

Personal Life: She married Italian musician Roberto Zincone on June 20, 2007, and recently announced she’s looking to adopt a baby.

Selected Filmography

  • Bang Bang Club (2009)
  • Couples Retreat (2009)- Ronnie
  • Watchmen (2009) – Laurie Jupiter/ Silk Spectre II
  • The Proposal (2009)- Gertrude
  • 27 Dresses (2008) – Tess
  • The Brothers Solomon (2007)- Tara
  • The Heartbreak Kid (2007)- Lila/ Lila
  • Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)- Liane
  • The Skulls (2000) – Co-ed in Caleb s Apartment

The Greatest Sandwhich Ever? The KFC Double Down

Whoa, whoa, whoa. So, think too much bread is the problem with your diet? How about heading over to KFC for the new Double Down. Its two (2!) fried chicken breasts instead of bread, with bacon and cheese in the middle. After KFC’s new healthy grilled chicken kick they are getting back to heart attack basics with this monstrosity. Wanna gain 10 lbs in a single setting, head on over to the KFC in Ohama, Nebraska or Providence, Rhode Island because the Double Down is only in the testing phase. Hey, you can’t live forever… death by fried deliciousness awaits!