Archive for the ‘Douche of the Day’ Category

Pat Robertson - Douche of the Day

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

We should name the Douche of the Day the Pat Robertson award. What religion is it that he's working behind that fuels his nonstop hateful rhetoric? Robertson said Wednesday that Haiti has been "cursed" because of what he called a "pact with the devil" in its history. His spokesman said ...

Douche of the Day - Keith Bardwell

Friday, October 16th, 2009

New Orleans justice of the piece, Keith Bardwell is a racist. This cajun douchebag refused to marry an interracial couple in Tangipahoa Parish because he doesn't believe in mixing of the races. "I'm not a racist. I just don't believe in mixing the races that way," Bardwell told the Associated Press ...

Douche of the Day - Melissa Catherine Smith-Means (Kid Dragging Mom)

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

An woman was arrested Tuesday afternoon after police say she injured her child while dragging it through a Verizon store in Rome, Alabama. Melissa Catherine Smith-Means, 37, of Gaylesville, Ala., was arrested by police around 12:30 p.m. She was charged with felony first-degree cruelty to children. Police say she was observed ...

Douche of the Day - Richard Jefferson

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

NBA Player Richard Jefferson changed his mind about 11 hours before his wedding to his gorgeous fiancé, dancer Kesha Ni'Cole Nichols. Not only did he say peace out to his fiancé, he also failed to let friends and family know; and as they arrived for the ceremony, they were informed ...

Douche of the Day - Dorothy Richards - The Bambi Killing, Shovel Swinging Septuagenarian

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

Dorothy Richards of Euclid, Ohio is our oldest Douche of the Day so far... she earns the title for beating a baby deer to death with a shovel. Richards was arrested when three of her neighbors told police that she had beat the fawn to death. The old lady beat ...

Douche of the Day - German Shoe Thief Fox

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

That's right you heard me. Turns out a German fox stole 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren. A forest ranger found some shoes near the fox's den and came upon a smorgasbord of footwear down the foxhole which had recently been stolen from outside locals' front doors. ...

Tea Baggers! Buzz Pirates Douche(s) of the Day

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

I don't think our Founding Fathers had this in mind.... Tea Bagging... From the new "Tea Party" : "In 1773, a handful of men dumped tea into the Boston Harbor. That one act set in motion a chain of events that birthed the greatest nation on earth. But today, many Americans ...

Douche of the Day - Latreasa L. Goodman (McDonalds 911 Call)

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

Latreasa L. Goodman, you love you some McNuggets, girl. Fort Pierce, Fl police say Goodman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of McNuggets. You read that correctly. Apparently the woman paid for a 10-piece McNuggets only to then be told they had run out. ...

Douche of the Day: Chris Brown Arrested for Assaulting Rhianna

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

Why did Chris Brown Beat Up Rhianna? Chris Brown will be asking himself that question for years if his career takes a nosedive after his arrest on Sunday. Plus, any guy who hits a girl is total scumbag - so, Chris Brown is our douche of the day. On a night ...

Douche of the Day : Pilot Marcus Schrenker of Heritage Wealth Management

Monday, January 12th, 2009

So, what happens when you and your company are about to be sued ala Marcus Schrenker of Heritage Wealth Management? Well, you get into your plane, fly from Indiana to Florida, report that your windshield has imploded, set the plane on Autopilot and parachute to safety in an obvious attempt ...