Archive for the ‘Buzz’ Category

Most Memorable Quotes from Avatar

Monday, February 8th, 2010

Selfridge: This is why we're here; because this little gray rock sells for twenty million a kilo. Neytiri: You should not be here. Dr. Grace Augustine: Just relax and let your mind go blank. That shouldn't be too hard for you. Jake Sully: Everything is backwards now, like out there is the ...

The Top 3 Super Bowl Commercials – Betty White, Doritos Kid and Super Bowl Shuffle 2.0

Monday, February 8th, 2010

Snickers: "You're playing like Betty White out there" - "That's not what your girlfriend said" was the funniest line I've heard in a commercial in quite some time. Don't front on Abe Vigoda either. Doritos: "These are the rules," the kid says. "Keep your hands off my mama, and keep your ...

UFC Photo Fight Mayhem! Anderson Silva vs. Forrest Griffin

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Welcome Buzz Pirates newest contributor and resident mixed martial arts expert Gregg. Armed with killer instincts, actual jiu jitsu skills, and encyclopedic knowledge of UFC, some spare time  and of course a nice set of dolls check out this photo fight. UFC Photo Fight Mayhem... Silva vs. Griffin... you ready? ...

Pat Robertson – Douche of the Day

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

We should name the Douche of the Day the Pat Robertson award. What religion is it that he's working behind that fuels his nonstop hateful rhetoric? Robertson said Wednesday that Haiti has been "cursed" because of what he called a "pact with the devil" in its history. His spokesman said ...

Howard Stern Mixes up Sarah Palin’s Audio Book and Goes Rogue for Laughs

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Sarah Palin is having a pretty good run recently, she just signed a multi-year deal with Fox News and her book Going Rogue is flying off the shelves. Still, Howard Stern's staff did a mash up of the audio book, and its hilarious. If you don't have the patience to ...

Leaked A-Team Movie Trailer!

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

The A-Team movie is set to release on June 11, and we've got the leaked trailer right here. Some of the scenes look a little blurry, but check out Bradley Cooper as Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck, Liam Neeson as Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith, Jessica Biel as Lt. Sosa, Sharlto Copley ...

Couples Retreat is All White Overseas

Monday, November 16th, 2009

A racially insensitive decision is spiraling out of control for the U.K. release of the movie Couples Retreat. Notice the serious lack of color between the U.K. poster and the U.S poster. In response to outrage over the move, a Universal spokesman said the altered poster aimed "to simplify the ...

Ninja Assassin Trailer

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

Look. Where are all the ninjas these days? They've come in the American, child, robot and teenage mutant variety in recent years... but how about just play old ninjas? Enter the Wachowski Brothers, the creators of the Matrix, who will be bringing a proper ninja to the big screen with ...

Slow Moving O’Reilly Factor Producer Must Settle on Balloon Animal Expert to Comment on Falcon Heene Story

Monday, October 19th, 2009



Douche of the Day – Keith Bardwell

Friday, October 16th, 2009

New Orleans justice of the piece, Keith Bardwell is a racist. This cajun douchebag refused to marry an interracial couple in Tangipahoa Parish because he doesn't believe in mixing of the races. "I'm not a racist. I just don't believe in mixing the races that way," Bardwell told the Associated Press ...