Archive for the ‘Booze’ Category

Budweiser: Koning van Bieren

Monday, July 14th, 2008

That would be Dutch for "King of Beers". After many attempts, Belgian-Brazilian brewer InBev has finally been able to woo Anheuser-Busch board members who agreed to sell the company for $70 a share. The $52 billion dollar takeover makes InBev the largest brewer in the world. I can't help but to ...

Wii Beer Pong

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Ohhhh Yeahhh...Your days of searching under the refrigerator for the last good ping-pong ball just so you can play a little Beer Pong (or Beruit, as I like to call it) are over! No more desperately trying to reshape the ball by microwaving it in a cup of water after ...

An Open Letter to Steven Tyler

Sunday, May 25th, 2008

Dear Steven, I heard from TMZ that you checked in to rebad recently. On behalf of all music fans everywhere, I ask...no...I beg...why...Steven why?! You are in your sixties. You have clearly proven that you can survive the rock star lifestyle. So I ask you to please take a note from the ...

Preakness Is Here, Let Your Red Necks Shine

Friday, May 16th, 2008

The people of Maryland are known to have a bit of an identity crisis. Geographically, the state is located below the Mason-Dixon Line, but in reality Maryland is hardly considered a Southern state. However, on the third Saturday in May all that seems to change for an entire day. The ...

Cinco De Mayo - Tequila Shots for All!

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Break out the tequila everyone, its Cinco De Mayo! Time to celebrate the long tradition of the important cultural significance of...ummm...hmmm...being May fifth? Like St. Patrick's day, Cinco De Mayo has turned into another "cultural holiday" where Americans suddenly feel inspired to celebrate their cultural tolerance by whipping out the margaritas ...