Archive for the ‘Bizarre News’ Category

Kite Surfer Proves Hurricanes Are Good for Society

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

That's right, I said it. Hurricanes are good for society because they weed out the idiotic, leaving the intelligent to survive and procreate. It is Darwinism at its finest. Just take a look at this Dodo bird who decided to go Kite Surfing in the middle of Tropical Storm Fay. ...

Google and the Swastika (卐)

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

So I was checking my Google Trends this morning and I noticed a very bizarre and frightening symbol on the list of most searched topics at Google. A swastika! WTF? We all know that Google is mobilizing for global domination and annihilates internet competition by the thousands, but this is ...

The Crap Cannon: I Shit You Not

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

Just as I was complaining that there was no funny news happening today, the media Gods go ahead and serve this nugget up on a golden (brown) platter. Fox News is reporting today that political activists are starting to shit their pants over the idea of literally shitting their pants ...

Jeff Peckman Alien Video

Friday, May 30th, 2008

UFO buff nut job, Jeff Peckman, has a video that he says is undeniable proof that space aliens exists. He plans to show this video to the media today in an attempt to increase support for the creation of an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission in Denver, whose purpose would be to ...

Texas Sinkhole - The World Really IS Falling Apart

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Why does it seem that everything crazy always happens in Texas? Whether it is a God fearing Cult, a dude with 21 wives, or a Cult of dudes with 21 wives, whenever something bizarre happens, its a good bet that its happening in Texas. Here is another perfect example. The town ...