Beaconsfield: A Musical in A-Flat Minor

Beaconsfield musical
I cannot stop slapping my knee. Talk about bad taste. When playwright Dan Ilic decided he wanted to do a musical comedy about the media circus surrounding the 2006 Beaconsfield mine disaster, he figured that he needed to come up with a catchy title. And boy did he ever.

For those that don’t recall, Wikipedia says “on Tuesday 25 April 2006, a small earthquake caused a rock fall in the Beaconsfield gold mine. Fourteen miners escaped safely, one miner, Larry Knight, was killed, and the remaining two, Todd Russell and Brant Webb, were trapped in a shaft approximately one kilometre underground. The two trapped miners were found alive five days later on Sunday 30 April. Rescue operations continued for nearly two weeks until the two miners were freed on Tuesday 9 May.”

So what did Ilic name his play? He named it Beaconsfield: A Musical in A-Flat Minor. Get it?… a FLAT MINER…as in the late Larry Knight (God rest his soul). Where’s a snare drum and high hat when you need one.

The play is scheduled to open tomorrow night at the Melbourne Fringe Festival. After learning of the family’s disgust over the title of the play, Ilic renamed it “out of respect” for the family of miner Larry Knight.

“I had no idea they’d be so offended by it,” he said.

Weekly Booty – Drunk Robots, Chalkboard Fatality & a Hung Weatherman

weekly bootyWelcome to the Weekly Booty, a Friday feature at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we’ve dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey…

  • Gizmodo – Funny…it seems that all of our favorite gadgets are always related to booze. But when you can combine booze and Star Wars…what’s not to love? Behold Bar2-D2, you’re very own drink serving robot.
  • Yep Yep – Who said we couldn’t have Mortal Combat powers? All you need is a chalkboard. FATALITY!
  • Things are looking “up” for the weather this weekend.

    Hung Weatherman

  • BannedInHollywood.com – Check out this awesome headline BannedInHollywood found on ESPN. I can’t wait to see the headline when the Oregon State Beavers play the South Carolina Game COCKS – “Cocks Pound Beavers”.

    beavers trap trojans
    Cocks rock

  • In keeping with this week’s phallic theme, check out the way Rachael Ray can work a shaft.

Sarah Palin Is In PORN! [NSFW]

Literally! Our friends at AdultMosaic.com have outdone themselves this time. Check out this mosaic of Sarah Palin, composed entirely of porn. If you were expecting to see Sarah smoking a stiffy with those hooker painted DSLs, we are sorry to disappoint. There is no debating…this is pretty damn cool. Click the image for a close up version to see the raunchy details.

Sarah Palin Porn

Weekly Booty – Sarah Palin Corn Maze, Video Game Bar & Jenna’s Vaj

weekly bootyWelcome to the Weekly Booty, a Friday feature at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we’ve dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey…

  • Gizmodo – Video Game Bar Tackles Two Life-Hindering Addictions at Once. We gotta have one now!
  • PerezHilton – Jenna Jameson is pregnant with twins! Damn…hasn’t her vagina had enough by now?
  • The UK Sun – Zeppelin baby Zeppelin! ROCK legends LED ZEPPELIN are set for a reunion tour after singer ROBERT PLANT finally caved in and agreed to join them.
  • We love Sarah Palin. Mostly because she gives us lots of stupid shit to write about. But we don’t love her as much as those crazy red blooded Ohioans. Check out the portrait they did of her…in a corn field!

    Sarah Palin Corn Maze

  • WELT Online – This is not another stupid Superhero movie. Yes…I swear this is a real person in a real suit. Swiss pilot Yves ‘FusionMan’ Rossy, the first man in the world to fly under a jet-fitted wing, successfully flew over the English Channel today.

    real life rocket man

  • NothingToxic.com – Got a craving for some porn, but stuck at work? Not to fear…check out these Safe For Work [SFW] Porn videos from NothingToxic.com.

    Safe For Work Porn Videos
    I love watching a two girls play the harmonica at the same time.

Lindsay Lohan Falls for the Jedi Mind Trick

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson
Apparently yesterday was “Open Closet” day, as Clay Aiken was not the only one revealing interesting facts about his sexuality. Looks like everyone’s favorite trainwreak, Lindsay Lohan let an interesting tidbit slip as well.

Check out this clip of Lindsay Lohan and her boy girl ??? toy, Sam Ronson on Lovelines. Striker, who is filling in for Dr. Drew, applies a perfect execution of the Jedi Mind Trick to get Lindsay to reveal that her and Sam are, in fact, in a relationship. He catches her off guard after discussing the plane crash that former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker and Sam’s friend DJ AM survived last Friday night. You can hear this exchange right around 6:30 on the clip below.

Striker: [moving along from the plane crash...] So you and Samantha have been going out for how long now?
Lindsay: Ha ha ha
Striker: What…one year two years, five months, two months?
Lindsay: Well… a very long time.
Striker: Well good. I hope you guys stay together. You’re a very lovely looking couple.
Lindsay: Thank you very much.

Weekly Booty – Douchebag pictures, Save the World PSA, & Mmmmegan

weekly bootyWelcome to the Weekly Booty, a Friday feature at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we’ve dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey….

  • What were they thinking? These 12 idiots lost jobs, reputations, or their freedom after dumb photos they put up on the Web came to light. Douchebags.
  • Homer Drool Megan FoxGet the Big PictureMegan Fox is on the cover of October’s GQ, and its tame compared to what’s inside (besides lots of gay men). Mmmmm…Megannnnnn.
  • Check out this hilarious PSA from Heros Hottie Hayden Panettiere. Vote because she says so…or don’t. She’s hot either way.
  • How about Monday Night Football with Eagles Genius DeSean Jackson in a play that was reminiscent of the Leon Lettdown

Don’t F’ With the National Anthem Kat

Talk about trying a little too hard. Check out this rendition of the National Anthem sung by Kat Deluna before Monday night’s Cowboys Eagles game. She adds exactly 1,353 completely pointless and annoying extra notes to the song. We counted.

Listen to all the boos she gets at the end too. She totally deserves them for trying to show off (unsuccessfully).

Mini Me’s Car Collection

mini me verne troyer
Now that he is a famous porn star, Mini Me Verne Troyer has started a luxury car collection. Check out a few of his prized possessions below.

Rumor has it Verne will be entering his lamborghini in a wild, no holds barred, cross country car race…the Musketball Run.

minime lamborghini

When Verne is in the mood for a little off-roading, he heads out in his supped up Audi. Apparently he got a great deal from Wee Man who couldn’t afford the payments once the Jackass series went off the air.

minime audi

Verne likes to chase Sharron Stone down the pacific coast highway in this rad Ferrari (it can keep up with her Lotus a lot better than Michael Douglas’s POS).

minime ferrari

This little hot rod porsche is actually the offspring of Lightening McQueen and Sally Carrera

minime porsche

Weekly Booty – 80′s Childhood Crushes, Upstaging Joker, and Lots and Lots of Big Macs

weekly bootyWelcome to the Weekly Booty, a Friday feature at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we’ve dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey….

  • 2Dorks.com – Check out these 80′s child stars who have become hotties today. Slight mistake in the title though…there is no “turning”. Alyssa Milano, Nicole Eggert, and Tiffani Amber Thiessen have always been hot (or so I thought at 13). But check em out now!
  • Boston Globe – A corrections officer with an obsessive compulsive disorder has eaten 23,000 Big Macs since 1972, more than one a day for 36 years. He must be awesome at his job. All he has to do is sit down in front of the cell door and no one will be able to escape.
  • MTV News – How do you top Heath Ledger’s amazing Joker performance in The Dark Knight? With Johnny Depp as The Riddler and Phillip Seymour Hoffman as the Penguin is how! Michael Caine gave up the news on Batman to MTV.
  • COED Magazine – A broke, college-bound cutie is auctioning off her virginity on the Howard Stern show. How is this not prostitution? You know Howard is doing this just so he can officially be called “pimpin”.
  • Cracked.com – Rock stars are known to get a little crazy. But even in the crazy-ass world these artists live in, sometimes there’s an incident that makes everybody stop and say, “Dude.”
  • TMZ.com – Looks like Kanye West’s latest tantrum is amusing and won’t be too much of a problem.
  • The LHC creates black holes and we are all going to die. Check out the live web cam for proof.
  • And how about this picture of Republican VP candidate, Sarah Palin…classy lass. (yes…we know its a fake)

    sarah palin gun bikini
  • And finally…stay safe from Ike.



    image via Houston Chronicle (picture #53)