MTV’s Jersey Shore is the first reality show in a long to time to truly capture my imagination. Without a doubt its a slam dunk for awesome lines, terrible tans, crazy hair, manscaping, steroids, sloppy sluts and good old fist pumping action in Seasides Heights, New Jersey. Its way, way too early to choose the best quotes, so hopefully this list will get much bigger past the first two episodes. In a side note, a preview for the whole season shows Snickers getting punched by a guy at a bar square in the face. Feel free to add to the quotes with your favorite Jersey Shore Quote.

“I love the Situation.”, “This is the situation” -Mike “the Situation” – two episodes in and the breakout star has to be the Situation, clearly the best nickname.

“People can hate all they want, but what can you say about a guy that looks pretty much like Rambo with his shirt off” – The Situation

“I wanna pound out every girl in Seaside.” – Ronnie

“Anybody know how to peel garlic?” -Mike “the Situation”

“You have your penis pierced. I love it.” -Jenni “JWOWW”

“I feel like this is beneath me. I’m a bartender. I do great things.” -Angelina “Jolie”

“Tits are coming out tonight.” -JWOWW

“Back Home I’m the Princess of Poughkeepie” – Snookie

“Time to get some Ron Ron Juice in my system.” -Ronnie

“Holy shit, I think I’ve got pinkeye.” -Vinnie

“We gotta get Purell in this house” – Vinnie

“It only takes nine pounds of pressure to break a nose.” -Pauly D

“I feel like eating ham and drinking water. Ham. [*raspberry noise*]” -JWOWW

“I will cut your hair while you’re sleeping.” -Angelina

“Don’t bring dirty girls back.” – one of the girls

“I don’t give a fuck if you’re fat, you’re ugly, you’re 45 years old, I’ll dance with you.” – Vinnie