Archive for November, 2009

“What Up With That?” A Wacky, Funny SNL Sketch - Go Keenan!

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

I can't stop watching this sketch from the most recent Saturday Night Live. I think this sketch is great because it just goes for overall silly nuttiness. Keenan Thompson leads the way, with guest host Jospeh Gordon-Levitt and cameos from Al Gore and Mindy Kaling (The Office) in check. This ...

A Fly Landed On My Droid and the Screen Cracked

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

I just spent the last week telling the world how much I loved my new Motorola Droid phone. What the hell was I thinking. I should have known better than to trust a device from Motorola. Those chumps haven't made anything good since the beeper. All it took was a ...

Couples Retreat is All White Overseas

Monday, November 16th, 2009

A racially insensitive decision is spiraling out of control for the U.K. release of the movie Couples Retreat. Notice the serious lack of color between the U.K. poster and the U.S poster. In response to outrage over the move, a Universal spokesman said the altered poster aimed "to simplify the ...

NFL Week 10 Locks - Happy Holidays Through Sports Gambling

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

Despite the worst economic decline since the Great Depression, wives and girlfriends will still expect gifts this holiday season.  If you really want that threesome you've been wishing for all year, you better come up with something really good (read expensive).   How does an underemployed, underpaid office drone afford that ...

The 10 Commandments of Derek Jeter

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

New York – As the final out of the 2009 world series was recorded, and the Yankees began a jubilant celebration of their historic 27th championship, the heavens began to part and bathe all of the Bronx in a divine ethereal glow. As the pure light of creation descended upon ...

Don’t Ever Take Sides Against the Family, Brett Farve - Best Packer Fan Sign

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

Brett Farve returned to Green Bay's Lambeau Field today to further break the heart's of the fan's he delighted for so many years. Farve and the Vikings put down Green Bay for the second time this year... but this fan got his two cents in Godfather style. Great sign man!