Megan Fox’s Thumbs… Deal Breaker?

June 11, 2009 – 11:58 am by Corey

So, we’ve preached to hotness of Megan Fox in the past. Sometimes when God creates such beauty, there’s bound to be something wrong… however slight… in Megan Fox’s case, its her thumbs. This morning, the topic was discussed on Howard Stern when a caller brought to Howard’s attention that uberhottie Megan Fox has weird looking thumbs. So we propose the question to you… are Megan Fox’s gross thumbs a deal breaker? As you can see she has what can best be described as “clubbed” thumbs that kinda look like toes… and she even hides them in some pictures (like the FHM one below). Still, Brian Austin Green seems happy with her… and you know what? So would we. Buzz Pirates would like to go on record as saying we’re OK with your thumbs, and would be happy to watch star wars with you whenever you like.