Tea Baggers! Buzz Pirates Douche(s) of the Day

I don’t think our Founding Fathers had this in mind…. Tea Bagging…

From the new “Tea Party” :

“In 1773, a handful of men dumped tea into the Boston Harbor. That one act set in motion a chain of events that birthed the greatest nation on earth. But today, many Americans feel helpless as they watch an imperialistic government destroy our Constitution and 237 years of liberty.

The first American Tea Party birthed a nation. The second American Tea Party could help save it!”

Started on CNBC, where someone in Chicago came up with an updated version of the Boston Tea Party to protest the Obama bailouts and stimulus plan. The protest was scheduled for today… tax day… a relatively inspired idea, right? “No taxation without representation” was the rallying cry of the original protesters, who through British tea overboard in Boston Harbor. But, my goodness, is there anyone involved with this party that never heard of the modern day use of “Tea bagging”. For that reason today the Tea Party has officially became famous for all the wrong reasons and conservative Republicans furthered their image as out of touch, old and clueless.

C’mon… who let these people go outside with those signs! I bet there’s liuntitledke, 30,000 people nationwide with a Fantasy Football team or screen name of “tea bagger or tea bagging” or some such thing. There’s even a character on Prison Break named T-Bag. Do your homework people!

The Urban Dictionary must be lighting up… here are they’re definitions of tea bagging…

1. The act of putting your balls in and out of a persons mouth.
2. The act of lowering one’s balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.
3. When a guy lowers his junk, or balls, onto someones face, or into their mouth, while they are lying on the ground. Resembles dunking a tea bag into a hot cup of water.

Smile Tea Party… you tea bagging fools… you are Buzz Pirates Douche(s) of the Day

4 thoughts on “Tea Baggers! Buzz Pirates Douche(s) of the Day

  1. Yeah!!! How dare those people want to keep the size of gov’t from EXPLODING!!!! How dare they be afraid of keeping their taxes from exploding!!!!

    The nerve of some people!! Wanting to actually keep the money they earn?? Just pathetic.

  2. Yeah, genius. Upper 5% promised us ‘trickle down’ prosperity if their taxes were cut. Their wealth increased 227% since 1980, all others got zilch. Nada. Instead of investing in the USA and creating jobs, they sent them to India & China. Meanwhile our roads, bridges schools crumble. Halliburton got the surplus Clinton left us. Now returning the marginal tax rate to 39% from 34% is “socialism”?
    Gimme a break.

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