Comments on: Suited and Awesome – The Top Ten Barney Stinson Quotes

By: Jayden

Jayden — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 23:20:02 +0000

Barney, describing his brother: “He’s the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!”
Lily: “He’s exactly like Barney.”
Barney: “That’s what I just said.”

By: Jayden

Jayden — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 23:18:25 +0000

Lily is working on a painting of Barney holding a sword.
Lily: “I don’t think your sword will fit.”
Barney: “I get that a lot.”

By: Ole Nilsen

Ole Nilsen — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 09:22:13 +0000

“God, it’s me, Barney. What up? I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”

By: shirinisha

shirinisha — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 06:40:37 +0000

barney is god ..:)

By: Allison

Allison — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 02:15:14 +0000

“It’s gonna be Leg-en-and-I-hope-you’re-not-lactose-intolerant-becuase-the-next-half-of-that-word-is-darryyyy!(:”

By: awesomeness personified

awesomeness personified — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 06:11:10 +0000

DO NOT PISS OFF THE UNIVERSE.IT WILL SLAP YOU!

By: paw

paw — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 20:08:27 +0000

“Ted: Do you have a cold?

Barney: I’m fine. My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out.”

By: Murule

Murule — Thu, 05 May 2011 18:10:46 +0000

Preview:i am katy perry and i am going to be on how i met your mother this weekend.
Barney:I am NPH and i am going to be on katy perry this weekend.

By: Jose Antonio

Jose Antonio — Mon, 02 May 2011 17:52:02 +0000

All this time i have been suited up, when i should have suited down

By: Jose Antonio

Jose Antonio — Mon, 02 May 2011 17:50:24 +0000

How to run a marathon:
Step 1 you start running and there’s not step 2…