Miss California Carrie Prejean is not only a bigot, but a stupid bigot. By now anyone reading this realizes that Ms. Prejean made some headlines with her anti-gay marriage stance during the Miss USA pageant. Perez Hilton’s asked her about gay marriage and instead of just giving some sort of boilerplate answer she dug herself a hole, and probably cost herself thousands of dollars to be made in standing in front of things. What makes this even crazier is that she’s Miss California – like, one of the most gay-friendly states in the US. First she said “everyone has a choice” – which is obviously false – gay marriage is only legal a few states. Second she referred to “opposite marriage.” Lastly, she said she was raised to believe marriage should be between a man and a woman. Well, at least she’s now endorsed by super high end institutions like San Diego Christian College. I guess she should be partially commended for having an opinion and taking  a stand… you know who else had an opinion and took a stand? Charles Manson, Amy Fisher and that chick who cut that guy’s shlong off… Captain Whatsherface? Anyway, rumored boyfriend Michael Phelps better keep his distance if he still has Hollywood dreams (I guess he didn’t drown after all).

Kudos to the the King Blogger Perez Hilton for laying the smack down on Carrie Prejean on his website and to anyone who will listen. Maybe he’ll keep posting pictures of her with white shit coming out of her month for the next year.

Smile Carrie Prejean (we know you’ve been practicing smiling your whole life in your vapid, meaningless quest to win a beauty pageant), you are Buzz Pirates Douche of the Day.

Update: Apparently there’s some issues over some “racy” pictures of Prejean, and she could be stripped of her crown. We’ll see if she’ll be able to keep this prestigious honor so she can promote religion and protest gay marriage all while wearing lingerie.