Megan Fox has called off her engagement with tool Brian Austin Green this week. Guys across America are rejoicing as the the sexy transformers star is now “on the market.” Dudes all over are clamoring to either “marry her on the spot” or at least be a “rebound” guy. Most guys will probably will even see past her ugly tattoos (that’s right I said it!). Well, horrible tattoos Megan Fox is firmly entrenched in the top spot of most “hot girl” lists… she will fill the pages of Maxim, Stuff and the like for years to come. So, I’m here to tell you on behalf of the 22 year old uberhottie that you probably don’t have a chance. Even though she plays Guitar Hero with normal people.

Megan Fox is kind of like Angelina Jolie 2.0 (she was even offered the lead role in the next Tomb Raider). Still, she better get in a popular movie other then Transformers soon, or she’s not going to be able to keep up the hype. Maybe there’s still hope for Wonder Woman? Angelina Jolie has made headlines for way more then simply being a hot chick. Still, dumping that zero and coming off as more available will be helpful in forwarding her career.

We at Buzz Pirates would like to offer our condolences to Megan Fox on her recent break up…and if you aren’t doing anything Friday…