Comments on: Eastbound and Down Quotes – Kenny Powers Unleashed

By: Kenny Powers

Kenny Powers — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 04:17:38 +0000

“I can feel it in my plums!” -Ashley Schaeffer

By: Kenny muthafuckin Powers!

Kenny muthafuckin Powers! — Wed, 25 May 2011 01:13:54 +0000

“This arm, use to sign fucking checks! This dick WHOOOOOOOAAAAAA!!!! (while doing the suck it move)

By: Tool Tooler

Tool Tooler — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 06:33:37 +0000

Tool, you dumb fuck, why don’t you go wash you mouth out with buckshot. I mean seriously, does your mom know that you on her laptop while she’s getting a money shot on her muffin top?

Don’t respond, just slit you wrist and depart from us…..

By: Stevieja

Stevieja — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 04:44:34 +0000

I thought you were a whore with a golden heart! Instead your just a whore with a regular whores heart!!

By: emory

emory — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 06:19:17 +0000

oh my fucking god this shit is even funnier out of context. and for all you nerds out there hating on people for inaccurate kenny powers quotes- get a life.

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 18:29:44 +0000

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling on new year’s eve

By: Jim

Jim — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 23:37:22 +0000

My all time favorite Kenny Powers line is when he tells the stripper he had a personal stylist, and she shoplifted her clothes from the Fashion Bug!

By: EBD

EBD — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 01:28:41 +0000

Except for the fact that your quotes are wrong… the jist of them is right, but it’s not actually what they said… most of them are wrong, way to go fucking dumbass.

By: mick

mick — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 00:06:34 +0000

(from April to Stevie) Those “mother fuckers” are from the Wednesday night church fellowship group.

By: blah tiki

blah tiki — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 21:40:47 +0000

——–
(kenny asks the class in ep. 1 if anyone has questions for him)

fat kid – “are we gonna have to run the mile?”
KP – “im talking about me. these are questions about me personally as a superstar…yuh know you got this moment in time here with an american icon and you’re gonna waste it asking a question about the fuckin mile?”

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little girl – “is it true you were in jail?”
KP – “nah babe rehab…nah i didnt hurt myself…ooooh okay yeah i hurt myself…i hurt my nose!”

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little kid – “my daddy said you ruined baseball”
KP – “you know what i can already tell that i dont like you. and im probably not gonna like youno matter how many push ups or pull ups you do. if anyone wants to pick on anybody in class aim for him cause i ain’t watchin.”