Clifton, New Jersey – True Jackson, a screaming crying baby who sat three rows in front of you really enjoyed last nights 10pm showing of Friday the 13th.  Whether its the gruesome dismemberment on the screen or the highly caffeinated Mountain Dew in the infant’s bottle, the infant really voiced his opinion…by screaming and crying.

All attempts by you politely inform Ms. Jackson that her baby is crying were immediately ignored. Taking only brief moments away from her loud cellphone call to yell “don’t go in there!,” Ms. Jackson is unaware of just how much her son is enjoying the movie. Deciphering that the baby’s screaming and crying were of enjoyment of the grotesque and sexual movie were gathered from listening to his mother’s phone call. At several points during the movie Ms. Jackson stated, “don’t worry about True, he love the Mike Myers.”

Even though you had been looking forward to enjoying Friday the 13th, it become a terrible annoyance. Pleas to get the baby to stop enjoying the movie so much at AMC Clifton Commons 16 were drowned out by a variety of sources. First, the couple making out next to you, whose loud sucking noises caused you to stop eating your Goobers. Second, the 15 year old freckle-faced kid who sat behind you kicking your chair, throwing popcorn at you and called you “fag” under his breath. Lastly, sitting immediately to your left (even though plenty of seats open everywhere) was a 345lb man eating a burrito that was clearly bought at Chipotle.

The screaming, crying baby has also been known to enjoy being next to you on plane rides, at the bank, at the post office and when you are are being told “you are the father” when on the Maury show.